Jeff Chon
@jeffchon.bsky.social
For better or worse, Rocky statue and Pike Place fishmongers are the Brady and Manning of NFL b-roll. I can't even remember what other teams have.
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
For better or worse, Rocky statue and Pike Place fishmongers are the Brady and Manning of NFL b-roll. I can't even remember what other teams have.
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November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Guess my dad got bored, so he started watching Chelsea Arsenal from 2011 (as far as I can tell).
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Guess my dad got bored, so he started watching Chelsea Arsenal from 2011 (as far as I can tell).
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🚨 🚨 NEW @anniejowrites.bsky.social ON SHORT STORY, LONG DAY! 🚨 🚨
“A Love Story Told in Nine Lives” by Anna Vangala Jones
“This is the one in which they meet, fall in love, and get married. They will grow old together.”
ashortstorylong.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
🚨 🚨 NEW @anniejowrites.bsky.social ON SHORT STORY, LONG DAY! 🚨 🚨
Arne Slot leaves the police station. His limp straightens out, and he walks in long strides, unzipping his jacket to reveal Phil Foden jersey. Chazz Palmentieri drops coffee mug, realizes Slot was Keyser Soze all along.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Arne Slot leaves the police station. His limp straightens out, and he walks in long strides, unzipping his jacket to reveal Phil Foden jersey. Chazz Palmentieri drops coffee mug, realizes Slot was Keyser Soze all along.
"Mr. Chon, you're a Ramones fan? You're cooler than I thought," says 13-year-old kid.
Ohhhh...so that's what that feels like.
Ohhhh...so that's what that feels like.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Mr. Chon, you're a Ramones fan? You're cooler than I thought," says 13-year-old kid.
Ohhhh...so that's what that feels like.
Ohhhh...so that's what that feels like.
Who's this AJ Brown person the Eagles are throwing to today? Has he been there the whole time?
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Who's this AJ Brown person the Eagles are throwing to today? Has he been there the whole time?
This might feel like a small point, but I really dislike matte finish book covers. They feel weird.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This might feel like a small point, but I really dislike matte finish book covers. They feel weird.
Hey guys. I think things have gone from bad to Wirtz. Am I right?
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hey guys. I think things have gone from bad to Wirtz. Am I right?
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November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Sad when a generational talent loses his mojo.
Trump woke up stressing about Marjorie Taylor Greene and gave her a new nickname, “Marjorie Taylor
Brown.”
Brown.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sad when a generational talent loses his mojo.
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The ambivalent return of Sunday Funnies
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The ambivalent return of Sunday Funnies
Yesterday's question on the cards asked who was the best celebrity from your state. Turns out a lot of TikTok cretins are from here. But a kid said it was Rick Steves, and I can't stop thinking about it because...goddamn, she's right.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yesterday's question on the cards asked who was the best celebrity from your state. Turns out a lot of TikTok cretins are from here. But a kid said it was Rick Steves, and I can't stop thinking about it because...goddamn, she's right.
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My flash fiction piece, MFA Ave, appeared in Meetinghouse, Dartmouth College's literary magazine.
It's available only in print, but I've added it to my website:
jmthornberry.wordpress.com/2025/11/13/m...
It's available only in print, but I've added it to my website:
jmthornberry.wordpress.com/2025/11/13/m...
MFA Ave.
I took my poem to the mechanic today…
jmthornberry.wordpress.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My flash fiction piece, MFA Ave, appeared in Meetinghouse, Dartmouth College's literary magazine.
It's available only in print, but I've added it to my website:
jmthornberry.wordpress.com/2025/11/13/m...
It's available only in print, but I've added it to my website:
jmthornberry.wordpress.com/2025/11/13/m...
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cover! synopsis! preorder! out in feb!!
"Blending autofiction with fantasy, meta with magic, and earnestness with absurdity, 𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘢 presents a recognizable but also magical world where we ask, if nothing is real, then why not have as much fun as possible?"
autofocusbooks.com/store/p/tacoma
"Blending autofiction with fantasy, meta with magic, and earnestness with absurdity, 𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘢 presents a recognizable but also magical world where we ask, if nothing is real, then why not have as much fun as possible?"
autofocusbooks.com/store/p/tacoma
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
cover! synopsis! preorder! out in feb!!
"Blending autofiction with fantasy, meta with magic, and earnestness with absurdity, 𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘢 presents a recognizable but also magical world where we ask, if nothing is real, then why not have as much fun as possible?"
autofocusbooks.com/store/p/tacoma
"Blending autofiction with fantasy, meta with magic, and earnestness with absurdity, 𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘢 presents a recognizable but also magical world where we ask, if nothing is real, then why not have as much fun as possible?"
autofocusbooks.com/store/p/tacoma
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My book came out a year ago today. I tried as best as I could to create a level of depth in the reader’s access to each character’s interior world. If you like that kind of narrative intimacy, give my book a try!
@malarkeybooks.bsky.social
malarkeybooks.com/store/firstaid
@malarkeybooks.bsky.social
malarkeybooks.com/store/firstaid
First Aid for Choking Victims, Stories by Matthew Zanoni Müller — Malarkey
This book publishes in November 2024. Preorders will be signed by the author. First Aid for Choking Victims is a collection of mostly longer short stories set in rural areas around Western Massachu...
malarkeybooks.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My book came out a year ago today. I tried as best as I could to create a level of depth in the reader’s access to each character’s interior world. If you like that kind of narrative intimacy, give my book a try!
@malarkeybooks.bsky.social
malarkeybooks.com/store/firstaid
@malarkeybooks.bsky.social
malarkeybooks.com/store/firstaid
Missing by Everything But the Girl was everywhere the summer after I tried to kill myself. Always associated it w/getting better. As I'm leaving the store where it was just playing, gotta say things aren't so bad. It doesn't suck to be here.
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Missing by Everything But the Girl was everywhere the summer after I tried to kill myself. Always associated it w/getting better. As I'm leaving the store where it was just playing, gotta say things aren't so bad. It doesn't suck to be here.
Cyborg James Bond, James Bond Boy, Eradicator James Bond, and James Bond but he's Shaq show up in London. Then James Bond's dad goes into a coma, where he meets James Bond in a dream. He tries to convince James Bond to come back. Then Lois Lane-I mean Moneypenny goes to James Bond's grave, but the
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Cyborg James Bond, James Bond Boy, Eradicator James Bond, and James Bond but he's Shaq show up in London. Then James Bond's dad goes into a coma, where he meets James Bond in a dream. He tries to convince James Bond to come back. Then Lois Lane-I mean Moneypenny goes to James Bond's grave, but the
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"People are always coming up with new ways for whales to die. Been at it long enough, starting with sharpened sticks and then boats were invented which was some bad luck for whales, and then the boats got harpoons..."
New story from @jessdawn.bsky.social on Short Story, Long today!!
New story from @jessdawn.bsky.social on Short Story, Long today!!
“Whippomorpha” by Jessica Dawn
“If there’s nothing to fight over, most of getting divorced is just waiting. Nothing worth fighting over, Janna decided a while ago. Best to just let it go.”
ashortstorylong.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"People are always coming up with new ways for whales to die. Been at it long enough, starting with sharpened sticks and then boats were invented which was some bad luck for whales, and then the boats got harpoons..."
New story from @jessdawn.bsky.social on Short Story, Long today!!
New story from @jessdawn.bsky.social on Short Story, Long today!!
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You should performatively read this one
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You should performatively read this one
Got in car, caught end of Pumped Up Kicks. Then Jeremy played. Hashtag teacher life
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Got in car, caught end of Pumped Up Kicks. Then Jeremy played. Hashtag teacher life
I used to read Black Belt magazine when I was a kid because I liked Bruce Lee and ninjas. Anyway, I just remembered Curtis Sliwa used to be featured in there a lot.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I used to read Black Belt magazine when I was a kid because I liked Bruce Lee and ninjas. Anyway, I just remembered Curtis Sliwa used to be featured in there a lot.
I don't speak Dutch, but I'm pretty sure a synonym for Slot is ten Hag.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I don't speak Dutch, but I'm pretty sure a synonym for Slot is ten Hag.
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ABSOLUTELY
ABSOLUTELY ⬇️⬇️⬇️
ABSOLUTELY ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Dear @rweingarten.bsky.social and @aft.org: Please cancel your partnership with this evil company and stop pushing “A.i.” on teachers and students.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
ABSOLUTELY
ABSOLUTELY ⬇️⬇️⬇️
ABSOLUTELY ⬇️⬇️⬇️