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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 2d

Jeffery: Look at Tiny Mike Johnson putting in that work.

Satan: He thinks god told him that. He thinks I'm god. 🤣

Jeffery: When you gonna get Donnie down here?

Satan: Soon. Now stfu, and if you cry like you did last time, I'm gonna do it ten more times. 😈

#MikeJohnson
#Epstein
#Trump
#MAGA

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 7d

I know what I'm going as.

#Halloween
#Epstein
#Gaetz
#MAGA
#AllMagatsAreChomos

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 7d

Hey Donnie.

Hell kind sucks, but I know we'll be together soon. ;)

You know we were meant to be together.

- Jeffery

#Epstein
#Trump
#MAGA
#AllMagatsAreChomos

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 12d

Spoiler: I shut down your government.

#Epstein
#Trump
#Files
#MAGA
#AllMagatsAreChomos

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 13d

Ohhh I got some tea on Teddy.

bsky.app/profile/jeff...

Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 29d

Listen, you wanna know why Teddy plays ball even after being abused and shit on by Donnie on a regular basis?

Because we squashed, suppressed, deleted, and buried the 2-4 hours of raunchy gay porn Ted Cruz starred in when he was in college.

#Epstein
#Trump
#MAGA
#AllMagatsAreChomos

sasha @krassotkin.bsky.social · 29d

Ted Cruz, in a Senate hearing, slipped saying "Let's stop attacking pedophiles" while urging bipartisanship on crime. The remark came amid debates on Jeffrey Epstein files and crime policy reforms.

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 21d

Fun to think about but it's the exact opposite.

His name is the most mentioned besides mine.

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The Prisoner @thechimesofbigben.bsky.social · 22d

Somewhere in a box is many Epstein files

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 22d

Check Ivana's coffin in Bedminster, NJ.

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Karin @karinpw.bsky.social · 22d

We know Pam Bondi accepted a $25,000 donation from DJT and then dropped the Trump U investigation. Did Epstein make a similar donation to not be investigated when she was Florida AG? @wyden.senate.gov

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 22d

Yes.

She's been a part of our little secret for quite some time.

Little Lindsay Halligan too.

Donnie and I built a "Trump to Pedo Protector" pipeline not a lot of people are talking about.

#Epstein
#Files
#Bondi
#DOJ
#Trump
#MAGA
#AllMagatsAreChomos

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 22d

Yes.

She's been a part of our little secret for quite some time.

Little Lindsay Halligan too.

Donnie and I built a "Trump to Pedo Protector" pipeline not a lot of people are talking about.

#Epstein
#Files
#Bondi
#DOJ
#Trump
#MAGA
#AllMagatsAreChomos

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 22d

Can confirm.

Also, #Bondi is in on it. Into it maybe?

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 22d

Pammy is way more a part of this than you can imagine.

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 22d

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 23d

Hey!

Release my damn files!

#Epstein
#Files
#MAGA
#AllMagatAreChomos

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23d

IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 25d

Oh trust Teddy's got a closet-full.

bsky.app/profile/jeff...

Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 29d

Listen, you wanna know why Teddy plays ball even after being abused and shit on by Donnie on a regular basis?

Because we squashed, suppressed, deleted, and buried the 2-4 hours of raunchy gay porn Ted Cruz starred in when he was in college.

#Epstein
#Trump
#MAGA
#AllMagatsAreChomos

sasha @krassotkin.bsky.social · 29d

Ted Cruz, in a Senate hearing, slipped saying "Let's stop attacking pedophiles" while urging bipartisanship on crime. The remark came amid debates on Jeffrey Epstein files and crime policy reforms.

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 29d

Cool story, Can an AI Math Wiz get my files released?

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 29d

Can Confirm.

#Epstein
#Trump
#MAGA
#AllMagatsAreChomos

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GunnyFustercluck @gunnyfustercluck.bsky.social · 29d

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 29d

If you need someone to testify from beyond the grave I'm still a little salty about getting choked out like that.

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 29d

LOL classic

Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 29d

Gay For Pay, Mike Johnson?

Listen, he's not interested in any legislation that doesn't include an actual reach-around.

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Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 29d

Who?

bsky.app/profile/jeff...

Jeffery Epstein's Ghost @jeffepsghost.bsky.social · 29d

OOOH OOH. What do you think my Halloween username should be?

Something that doesn't include ghost please.

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Mayor of Halloween Town @joshuajfriedman.com · 29d

HALLOWEEN NAME MATCHMAKING THREAD 2025! 🎃
Having trouble coming up with a Halloween username? Ask for help in this thread and Bluesky's classically trained name artisans may generously weigh in!

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