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Jeff Gerstmann
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I have been on the internet since 1992 and covering video games "professionally" since 1994.

Videos: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheJeffGerstmannShow

Podcast: https://lnk.to/JeffGerstmann

Patreon: https://patreon.com/jeffgerstmann
This is why I think spending time on slick production for a video podcast is a giant waste. The main benefit to a video podcast is it lives on YouTube and a decent number of people like to ingest things that way. They push play and tab away from it immediately. I could be nude, no one would know.
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*

people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*

STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO

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November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
My son has discovered that Goat Simulator 3 is very broken in some pretty awesome ways.
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My daughter started playing Kirby Air Riders without me and I remember exactly zero about the original game other than that it only used one button. Every time she got stuck and handed it to me it was a weird, different task and the only thing they all had in common was that they all felt awkward.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I didn’t realize just how large these books were going to be. I feel like I could fight off a home invader with these.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A very big day for science over here as The Last Starfighter, Gemfire, Arkanoid, and Harlem Globetrotters are all ranked. youtu.be/56folctRtXc
Sweet Georgia Brown in Video Game Form! Finally! Oh Wait! Argh! | Episode 118
Let's play some funny basketball! Meadowlark Lemon and the crew are here for Harlem Globetrotters! Also: The Last Starfighter? Gemfire? OK, how about Arkanoid? Eh? SIGN UP FOR FREE ON PATREON:…
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November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It's time for NES games to get ranked! There's apparently a Harlem Globetrotters game? And a The Last Starfighter game? Hmm. These sound questionable, but there's only one way to know for sure. Live now! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
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Jeff Gerstmann is a professional videogamesman and is often referred to as "The Ultimate Fleshtuber." Search for "The Jeff Gerstmann Show" wherever fine podcasts are found or get it ad-free on…
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November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I like it when YouTube suggests replies to comments because it makes me feel like I am playing YouTube: The Visual Novel.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I fear that the way multiple years of Call of Duty have been crammed into one "game" on Steam has done permanent damage to my Rarest Achievements Showcase.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It's Video Games? Come on by, I'm going live to hang around for a few hours! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
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big wednesday in all lower-case letters
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November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Heater broke overnight. Coldest day of the year so far, naturally. Kids woke up shivering, that sort of thing. Heater kicked right back on as soon as the sun came up. Looking forward to having someone come out today and say "looks like it's working!"
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My X-rated parody of Spoonman is REALLY going to get this party going!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This week's THE JEFF GERSTMANN SHOW is available everywhere you get podcasts. It's ad-free on Patreon, of course, and the video version is right here. This week's about Steam Machines, the evil gas of Black Ops 7, Lady Sovereign, the Game Awards nominees, and more. youtu.be/yOiNXPJ34XU
The Jeff Gerstmann Show 180: Gas-Huffers Unite
Time to take a big hit of whatever this evil red gas is and talk about Call of Duty: Black Ops 7. They say it’s the biggest Call of Duty ever, which is probably true? Kind of a big mess, really.…
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November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The podcast is about to happen! Talking about Valve's hardware stuff, everything Black Ops 7, the Game Awards nominees, and more. Live! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
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A Machine for Steams, Black Ops 7 fails to impress, Game Awards nominees, black friday deals, and more
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November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I don’t know who Lando Morris is, but his Monster flavor is kinda bad. Strange aftertaste, overly sweet. More chemically than the typical Monster.
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Picturing Jon Moxley teaching the children of Maryland how to blade properly.
It’s American Education Week! 🎉 Let’s shine a spotlight on the incredible educators who make public schools the heart of our communities.

🎉 Thanks to our educators, the everyday and extraordinary heroes shaping the future! 🎉

#AEW2025 #ThankAnEducator
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“Our talented team with its own human hands and brains and souls decided that all this shitty art made by a computer was good enough to go in our game” is not a good defense of using AI tools to generate assets.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I found this gun in Call of Duty's Endgame and it's basically better and weirder than anything I found in all of Borderlands 4.
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I think my short version review of the Call of Duty campaign this year is that it's bad, but I still like a few things about it. Want to know more? Great. Available now for all, for free, here's my review of Call of Duty: Black Ops 7. www.patreon.com/posts/call-o...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Review | Jeff Gerstmann
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November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hungry Hungry Hippos is still dope
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Early Access for Patrons: Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Review is up now! www.patreon.com/posts/143670...
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November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sad to see big outlets like Eurogamer and GameSpot still stuck in the social media trap of framing everything in ways that'll anger the maximum number of people. Scrolling Facebook is just an endless series of hastily made images that all pretty much say "YOU CAN'T PAUSE IN CALL OF DUTY."
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A tiny but key point about the image of the Black Ops 7 boss fight going around--you know, the one with a giant evil Michael Rooker slamming his huge fists on the deck of an aircraft carrier--is that the carrier is the same one from Black Ops 2... the USS Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I read some of the stuff this morning but somehow missed that the dope in this game looks like this. I figured it was just some flying drone robot thing. Holy crap, dude!
Finding out Metroid Prime 4 has a bumbling, comic relief sidekick that looks like this. It has maybe never been more over.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Tetris 2, the sequel to Tetris! Sure, why not. Let's rank it! Let's also look at Godzilla 2, Formula 1: Built to Win, Touchdown Fever, and more! youtu.be/cv5Xh3hXtOg
Tetris, Too | Ranking the NES, Episode 117
They made a sequel to Tetris, let's see it! Also: Formula 1: Built to Win, Touchdown Fever, Godzilla 2, and more! SIGN UP FOR FREE ON PATREON: https://patreon.com/jeffgerstmann HOT LINKS: BlueSky!…
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November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's Friday, that means it's time to fill up these test tubes and swish them around to see what happens. Science! Let's rank some NES games! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
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Jeff Gerstmann is a professional videogamesman and is often referred to as "The Ultimate Fleshtuber." Search for "The Jeff Gerstmann Show" wherever fine podcasts are found or get it ad-free on…
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November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM