Jeff Mantus
jeffmantus.bsky.social
Jeff Mantus
@jeffmantus.bsky.social
Former research scientist at New York City Bureau of Water Supply

Former contributing writer at National Lampoon

Currently, a pickleball player and 1950’s housewife.
Pinned
I’m currently in the process of moving here and deleting my Facebook account so there will be a bunch of old out-of-context posts that make no sense.
One of my guys was going through some hard times so I made him this to cheer him up. It worked so well I decided to create a generic version so that all you guys could cheer up your loved ones.
June 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Still working on that thing
March 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Preliminary work on an artsy thing
March 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
¡Hecho en Mexico!

Artist: Chavis Mármol
March 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just a photo of a friendly, non-racist Canadian enjoying Mexico City, eh? 🇲🇽 🇨🇦
February 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m currently in the process of moving here and deleting my Facebook account so there will be a bunch of old out-of-context posts that make no sense.
February 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
More fun with e-Waste

Today at work we made this during lunch.

It is not easy to sit upon the Iron Throne and wear the Crown of Random Access Memory.
February 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I retired about 2 years ago and immediately started doing this thing that is so me. I’ve been reading the presidential biographies in order, from first to last.

I’ve gotten all the way to George Washington, “but to be honest,” it’s sooooo boring and is as thick as a Harry Potter book.
February 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
🎶The answer my friend,
Is she’s watching me blow leaves
The answer is she’s watching me blow leaves🎶

#BobDylan
#NorthernCardinal
#BlowingInTheWind
February 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Spotted in a dumpster outside my brother’s house.

#LongIslandArena
#OldTimeHockey
February 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The winning formula, a bunch of dumb birds and a lot of wine.

#Wingspan
#BoatdGames
February 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Still in the box!!!

Because D-12 engines were way too expensive and had enough black powder in them to blow off Bob’s and Ron’s fingers in a single botched launch.

#ModelRockets
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Agent 86: That’s the 2nd longest fake vegetarian sausage I’ve ever seen!

Agent 99: Max, are you happy to see me or is that an obscenely long fake vegetarian sausage in your pocket?

#VeryOldDadJoke
February 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Civil disobedience.
No permits.
No cops.
No problem

#StopTrump
#MuskisSkum
February 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM