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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 9h

here's today's post: "let’s laugh at the sad loser who didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize" — and let’s congratulate the woman who did.
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let’s laugh at the sad loser who didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize

and let’s congratulate the woman who did.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 7h

STUPID LOSER DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE AND MANY ARE SAYING TO ME "SIR! SIR! THIS MIGHT BE YOUR FINEST PIECE OF WRITING EVER! HOW DID YOU KNOW IN WHAT ORDER TO PUT ALL THOSE WORDS? SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/439TU6z

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seriously, fuck that guy.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 4h

I would pay money for one of these

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 7h

I promise, it's more than just HA HA HA HA

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 7h

STUPID LOSER DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE AND MANY ARE SAYING TO ME "SIR! SIR! THIS MIGHT BE YOUR FINEST PIECE OF WRITING EVER! HOW DID YOU KNOW IN WHAT ORDER TO PUT ALL THOSE WORDS? SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/439TU6z

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 9h

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 9h

fuck me, quickest milkshake duck ever

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 9h

I can't believe I wrote over 1,500 words about it and forgot to mention schadenfreude once

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 9h

here's today's post: "let’s laugh at the sad loser who didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize" — and let’s congratulate the woman who did.
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let’s laugh at the sad loser who didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize

and let’s congratulate the woman who did.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 1d

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake" — this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever.
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Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake

this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 1d

from Thursday’s post, on the batshit White House ‘anti-antifa’ roundtable that featured Donny Convict, ICE Barbie, and a fetid fucktangle of MAGA halfwits and hangers-on.
you can read the whole thing in all its glory here: bit.ly/4mSP3Ol

Chris Wray — who had been appointed FBI director by Donny — had it exactly right. antifa isn’t an organization. it’s a belief — that fascism is bad.

pro tip: if you’re against the idea of antifascism, you’re on the wrong fucking side.

this is something that Pizzagate Jack and his buddies don’t seem to realize.
fast forward to today. Chris Wray is gone, replaced by Krazee-Eyes Kash. Donny no longer has adults in the room.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 1d

from Thursday’s post, on the batshit White House ‘anti-antifa’ roundtable that featured Donny Convict, ICE Barbie, and a fetid fucktangle of MAGA halfwits and hangers-on.
you can read the whole thing in all its glory here: bit.ly/4mSP3Ol

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 1d

"we got both kinds of music, we got country *and* western"

We got both kinds, we got country and western!

YouTube video by Michael Lennon

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 1d

SAD TIRED LOSER DONALD TRUMP, WHO NOBODY LIKES, CLAIMS HE "TOOK AWAY FREE SPEECH." GUESS AGAIN, YOU FASCIST NITWIT, THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS. YOUR FAVORITE WRITER (ME!) EXERCISES HIS FREE SPEECH IN A BEAUTIFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. PLEASE READ IT HERE, THANKS —> bit.ly/4mSP3Ol

look, President Playpen can shit out all the farcical executive orders he wants, but he can’t redefine Constitutionally-protected speech, no matter how hard he tries. all this fuckery is going to end up in front of judges and grand juries — and they’ve shown time and again that they have no patience for any of Donny’s authoritarian bullshit.

none of this is normal. presidents aren’t supposed to shred the Constitution — nor are they supposed to wage war against their own people.

it’s so clear that Donny wants blood in the streets. he doing all he can to provoke clashes between protesters and National Guard troops, so he can invoke the Insurrection Act and declare martial law.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 1d

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake" — this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever.
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Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake

this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 2d

of course I have a girlfriend. you don't know her. she belongs to a different antifa, in Canada

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 2d

SCREECHY "PAMNESIA" BONDI THOUGHT SHE WAS BEING SO CLEVER YESTERDAY, BUT ALL SHE DID WAS REMIND EVERYONE THAT DONALD TRUMP HAS A DEAD PEDO BESTIE PROBLEM. I EXPLAIN THIS IN WHAT MANY SAY IS A TREMENDOUS POST — A POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3L0i4tT

at the end of the day, however, Pam Bondi did herself no favors. nor did she do Dear Leader any favors. all she accomplished was to remind everyone that there’s a cover-up going on, at the highest levels of government — to prevent the public from finding out just what ‘wonderful secrets’ Donny and his dead pedo bestie were getting up to, all those years ago.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 2d

here's today's post: "Pamnesia Pam can’t remember shit about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie" — won’t you please help find a cure?
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Pamnesia Pam can’t remember shit about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie

won’t you please help find a cure?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 3d

oh huh. when did you stop blocking me

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 3d

spoiler alert: we are being governed over by abject, drooling morons, of which Bobby Brainworms Jr. and Dr. Ooze are only two examples.
go read my post from today, it's a good'n. thanks! link is here: bit.ly/4q09r2I

oh wait, Oz hasn’t finished shitblizzarding.

“the folks that we’re trying to help both in Medicaid and in the exchanges are people, who with a little bit of help, they hope they can get healthy and be able to take care of their families and move on.”

move on from what, having health insurance?

oh great, Dr. Shitblizzard has completely bought into Bobby Brainworms’ crackpot notion that if you’re sick, it’s your own fault — and you’re a drain on society.

stop taking that Tylenol, and all your autisms will be cured — and then you can cancel your health insurance, because you’ll never need doctors again.

what a shock to learn that Whalehead McChainsaw and Dr. Gobble These Diet Pills are on the same page when it comes to pushing quack theories about medicine and health. these are the lunatics running our nation’s healthcare system. what could possibly go wrong?

you know who else thought the sick were a drain on society? of course you do.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 3d

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "THANK YOU JEFF TIEDRICH" (ME!), FOR EXPLAINING HOW REPUBLICANS ARE WALKING INTO A SHUTDOWN SHITBLIZZARD OF THEIR OWN MAKING. SPOILER ALERT: BECAUSE THEY ARE "DUMBFUCKS." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO READING MY "TREMENDOUS" POST. HERE IS THE LINK: bit.ly/4q09r2I

now, let me explain this losing hand that Republicans are holding. this whole shutdown is over Affordable Care Act tax credits. yes, I know — I started drifting off to sleep while typing those words — but hear me out. the tax credits are a big part of keeping the Affordable Care Act, y’know, affordable.

these tax credits, however, have been shitcanned as per the legislation known as Donny’s Big Fucked-Up Give-Away To Billionaires™, and they’re going fuckity-bye at the end of this year.

Democrats were all ‘restore those credits, or we’ll allow the government to shut down,’ and Republicans were all ‘ha ha, Democrats, eat an entire bowl of fuck.’

so, here we are, in Day Seven of the Stupidest Shutdown Ever — a shutdown, but with morons.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 3d

here's today's post: "a shutdown, but with morons" — and grifters and crackpots, too, oh my!
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a shutdown, but with morons

and grifters and crackpots, too, oh my!

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 4d

and none of them mine

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 4d

SO SAD! LITTLE DONNY FUCKFACE IS HAVING A "BIG" MAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE A JUDGE HE APPOINTED WON'T LET HIM DO A FASCISM IN PORTLAND. BOO FUCKING HOO, DONNY. I EXPLAIN THIS IN A TREMENDOUS POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. "SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT?" THANKS FOR READING IT, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pNViFE

Judge Immergut was all ‘no, you don’t get to do a fascism,’ and slapped Donny with a writ of go fuck yourself.

U.S. District Judge Karin Immergut granted Oregon and Portland officials’ request for a temporary restraining order, barring implementation of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s memo that authorized federalizing the troops over the state’s objection.

“This is a nation of Constitutional law, not martial law,” the Trump-appointed judge wrote.

this is so blatantly unfair. what’s even the point of getting to hand-pick your own judges if they’re going to actually follow the Constitution?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 4d

here's today's post: "elderly golfer big mad because he can’t do a fascism in Portland" — boo fucking hoo, Donny.
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elderly golfer big mad because he can’t do a fascism in Portland

boo fucking hoo, Donny

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