Jeff Tiedrich
LightNews LightNews
banner
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
Jeff Tiedrich
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social
390K followers 100 following 4.3K posts
ugh, who invited this guy
Posts Replies Media Videos
Reposted by Jeff Tiedrich
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again" — how was this even allowed to happen?
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again
how was this even allowed to happen?
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Jeff Tiedrich
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
SO RUSSIA AUTHORED A BULLSHIT "PEACE PLAN" TO FORCE ON UKRAINE, AND "LIDDLE" MARCO RUBIO CLAIMED THE US WROTE IT. THEN HE ADMITTED RUSSIA WROTE IT, AND THEN HE CHANGED HIS STORY A THIRD TIME. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? IN TODAY'S VERY STRONG POST I ATTEMPT TO MAKE SENSE OF IT. LINK: bit.ly/4p47EJ2
what the fuck? why all the backpedaling and flip-flopping? to what end? what does any of Marco’s repeated self-contradictive dissembling accomplish, except to make the US look like it’s run by a bunch of morons who even lie to each other? which, another spoiler alert: it is. fuck Marco Rubio. and fuck every Democrat who defended their vote to confirm this guy ‘because he seemed like Donny’s most-normal pick’ why was everyone in the administration blindsided by this? doesn’t any one of these clowns know what’s going on?
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
SO RUSSIA AUTHORED A BULLSHIT "PEACE PLAN" TO FORCE ON UKRAINE, AND "LIDDLE" MARCO RUBIO CLAIMED THE US WROTE IT. THEN HE ADMITTED RUSSIA WROTE IT, AND THEN HE CHANGED HIS STORY A THIRD TIME. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? IN TODAY'S VERY STRONG POST I ATTEMPT TO MAKE SENSE OF IT. LINK: bit.ly/4p47EJ2
what the fuck? why all the backpedaling and flip-flopping? to what end? what does any of Marco’s repeated self-contradictive dissembling accomplish, except to make the US look like it’s run by a bunch of morons who even lie to each other? which, another spoiler alert: it is. fuck Marco Rubio. and fuck every Democrat who defended their vote to confirm this guy ‘because he seemed like Donny’s most-normal pick’ why was everyone in the administration blindsided by this? doesn’t any one of these clowns know what’s going on?
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again" — how was this even allowed to happen?
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again
how was this even allowed to happen?
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Jeff Tiedrich
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
MARJORIE "THREE BRAIN CELLS" GREENE IS HAVING A BIG SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE "TOXIC" IN POLITICS. BOO FUCKING HOO. FUCK OFF STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA, MARGE, BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT. NO ONE THOUGHT A POST LIKE MINE WAS POSSIBLE. READ IT, BECAUSE IT'S SEDITION IF YOU DON'T! LINK: bit.ly/4ofLMcC
oh, please. Marjorie Taylor Greene can fuck all the way off. she’s an arsonist, standing in the middle of the road with an empty gas can and a book of matches, wondering aloud about ‘how did all these fires get started?’
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reposted by Jeff Tiedrich
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "good fucking riddance to Marjorie Taylor Greene" — buh-bye, Sporky.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
good fucking riddance to Marjorie Taylor Greene
buh-bye, Sporky
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
MARJORIE "THREE BRAIN CELLS" GREENE IS HAVING A BIG SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE "TOXIC" IN POLITICS. BOO FUCKING HOO. FUCK OFF STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA, MARGE, BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT. NO ONE THOUGHT A POST LIKE MINE WAS POSSIBLE. READ IT, BECAUSE IT'S SEDITION IF YOU DON'T! LINK: bit.ly/4ofLMcC
oh, please. Marjorie Taylor Greene can fuck all the way off. she’s an arsonist, standing in the middle of the road with an empty gas can and a book of matches, wondering aloud about ‘how did all these fires get started?’
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "good fucking riddance to Marjorie Taylor Greene" — buh-bye, Sporky.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
good fucking riddance to Marjorie Taylor Greene
buh-bye, Sporky
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
SO SAD! MAGA "MORONS" ARE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE DEAR LEADER HAS FALLEN MADLY IN LOVE WITH ZOHRAN MAMDANI. BOO FUCKING HOO, LOSERS! I COVER THIS ALL THIS AND THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" — THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48vWdE4
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 22 edition" — Elon gets bitten, Donny gets smitten, and so much more...
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
this week in stupid: November 22 edition
Elon gets bitten, Donny gets smitten, and so much more...
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
Marjorie Taylor Greene stepping down from Congress in order to spend more time with the barking noises inside her head
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
LITTLE DONNY FUCKFACE IS OBVIOUSLY UNFIT FOR OFFICE. WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A PRESS IF THEY WON'T DO THEIR JOBS AND SAY SO? LET'S GO, YOU ASSHOLES. DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE. PLEASE READ MY MAGNIFICENT POST WHICH WON THE NOBEL CUSSING-LIKE-A-SAILOR PRIZE, THANK YOU. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ocJwTn
back when Joe Biden was president, the press would go ape-shit every time he mispronounced someone’s name, and would call for for Biden to immediately step down, for the good of the country. how is some rotting-brained dictator-wannabe calling for the execution of Democrats not a thousand times worse?
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON FOR OUR "SHITBAG-IN-CHIEF" DONNY DIAPERSTAIN NOT TO WANT THE MILITARY TO KNOW THEY CAN DISOBEY ILLEGAL ORDERS, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT IS. YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ocJwTn
look: the only reason for Donny to get bent out of shape over the military being told that they have a duty to refuse illegal orders is because he intends to issue illegal orders. it’s that simple. the military is not Donny’s personal plaything. I know he likes to imagine it is, but our armed forces swore an oath to obey the Constitution, not some fuckbrained felon.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "awesome — we’ve now reached the ‘execute Democrats’ phase of Mad King Fuckwit’s reign" — what could go wrong?
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
awesome — we’ve now reached the ‘execute Democrats’ phase of Mad King Fuckwit’s reign
what could go wrong?
bit.ly
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
the proper response to Donny's unhinged posts is 'shut the fuck up, Piggy'
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
EVERYONE SAW THIS COMING A MILE AWAY, RIGHT? ALL OF A SUDDEN, PAM BONDI IS COMING UP LAME BULLSHIT EXCUSES WHY PARTS OF THE DEAD PEDO BESTIE FILES CAN'T BE RELEASED. ALL THAT AND MORE IN MY VERY POWERFUL LOOK AT THE NEWS THAT MANY ARE SAYING IS MY GREATEST POST EVER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3XFuLgU
so, Donny finally signed the Dead Pedo Bestie Act of 2025, which directs the Department of What Used To Be Justice to release the Epstein Files. you’ll never guess what happened next: Pam Bondi immediately started moving the goalposts. it turns out that the DOJ can’t release all of the files even though it really really wants to, because — well, just because.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "fascism, but with fuckwits" — can’t any of these clowns do their jobs without screwing up?
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
fascism, but with fuckwits
can’t any of these clowns do their jobs without screwing up?
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
WHY WAS THE CROWN PRINCE OF BONE SAW ARABIA IN THE OVAL OFFICE YESTERDAY? IT'S BECAUSE DONNY IS A GREEDY ASSHOLE WHO WANTS TO BUILD A FUGLY GOLDEN TOWER IN RIYADH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY TREMENDOUS POST. BIG STRONG READERS ASK ME SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT! SIR! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47RIGXa
Donny didn’t just embarrass himself — he humiliated the entire country. Mohammed bin Salman should have never been allowed to set foot in the Oval Bordello — because, as everyone well knows, MBS is the winner of the Nobel Chopped ’Em Up Real Good Prize.
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable" — laugh it up, you fucking ghouls.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable
laugh it up, you fucking ghouls
bit.ly
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
we're-all-trying-to-find-the-guy-who-did-this dot gif
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
DIPSHIT DONNY DIAPERLOAD APPOINTED LINDSEY HALLIGAN (UNQUALIFIED "TOADY"!) TO PROSECUTE JIM COMEY — AND SHE FUCKED IT ALL UP SO BADLY THAT THE JUDGE CHEWED HER OUT. WHAT A LOSER! I EXPLAIN IT ALL IN MY VERY POWERFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT COULD BE WRITTEN. THANK YOU! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pcnYa9
look, does it really matter that Lindsey Halligan got her law degree out of a Cracker Jack box she fished out of a dumpster behind Trump University? no, not at all — not when she always has the option of texting her colleague, America’s tipsiest US Attorney Jeanine Boxwine, and asking to borrow her well-thumbed copy of Prosecuting for Dummies.
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "Comey prosecutor Lindsey Halligan shits the bed" — it's a five-alarm fucktangle as Judge Fitzpatrick smacks the DOJ upside the head."
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
Comey prosecutor Lindsey Halligan shits the bed
it's a five-alarm fucktangle as Judge Fitzpatrick smacks the DOJ upside the head
bit.ly
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan calling the Epstein Files a 'Democratic distraction' has to be one of the worst cases of journalistic malpractice yet. CBS continues to beclown and embarrass themselves. that's the topic of my post for today. thank you for reading! link is here: bit.ly/48j2Fy7
and let’s also not forget what’s at the core of this Epstein saga: a bunch of rich and powerful degenerates spent years raping children — and the sitting president of the United States may very well have been a willing participant. at the very least, he knew what was going on. isn’t that news, Margaret? might not that be a topic worthy of discussion on Face the Nation? so why is it being dismissed as a ‘Democratic distraction’?
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
fun fact: in the Pluribus universe, everyone knows what's in the Epstein files
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "CBS sucks, ABC commits a journalism — and other tales from the Sunday Shows" — and Donny is losing bigly — and he knows it.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
CBS sucks, ABC commits a journalism — and other tales from the Sunday Shows
and Donny is losing bigly — and he knows it
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM