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jemsmyth

@jemsmyth.com

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Husband, father and Director at creative agency thecreativebranch.com in #LakeDistrict #Cumbria. I like both kinds of music… house and techno. I'd love to hear a Carl Craig mix of that. Views my own #MDANT

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · Nov 23

Just say gnome kids www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Dutch police find 2kg gnome made of MDMA during drug bust

Police say they tested the gnome after finding it among suspected narcotics.

www.bbc.co.uk

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 2h

He's a national treasure!

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 7h

It's not Sam Fender its Sam Mudguard. I'm fed up which the constant Americanisation of British English.

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 12h

Tune! Car steppin ensued - note past tense, safety first kids.

6music @6music.bsky.social · 13h

“Play Me” by Fcukers #nowplaying #6music

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 1d

Thanks, but I'm not that kind of trainspotter #choochoo

Rapido Trains UK @rapidotrains.co.uk · 1d

A while back, we received engineering prototypes of our OO Gauge RCH 1907 Salt Vans.
We asked the team if they had any good salt-related puns for this post, but they said, NA!
These will add a sprinkle of colour to your freight trains, there's a version perfectly suited to season your collection.

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 1d

Moi Deux on the Dancefloor is @sophieellisbextor.music-social.com fave. It's not, I made it up. But I'm not letting facts get in the way of a good pun.

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 4d

Some healthy life choices made here.

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 5d

Totally. 'If You're Feeling Sinister' was one of those 'Why TF have I never heard this' type albums I heard years after it was released. Plus St Etienne. Amazing. 🤞

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 6d

Yeah I'm looking at that Halifax gig for sure

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 6d

Ha yes kefir-fuelled carnage 😆

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 6d

Ahh man 😍

Bob Stanley @rockingbob.bsky.social · 6d

This’ll be fun.

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 10d

Saying Tony Blair has a lot of experience in the ME is a bit like saying Typhoid Mary has a lot of experience in public health

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 11d

Stay away if you have a nut allergy.

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 11d

Thank you!

a child wearing a hat that says respect on it

ALT: a child wearing a hat that says respect on it

media.tenor.com

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The Shen @theshen.bsky.social · 11d

Taking it down a notch.

I don't think I'll ever tire of this tune...

#raveyardshift

youtu.be/lefX9tg9ynA?...

Payfone & Kyd Nereida - I Feel You (Original Mix)

YouTube video by LengRecords

youtu.be

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Milo @milomix.bsky.social · 11d

This one is so good Harvey named a party after it, when he was just a normal DJ rather than some kind of deity. Listen to that kick though & swishy rushy bits, if you get to the end of this & still have your shirt on, something’s up

#raveyardshift

youtu.be/JSMJnidwIZo

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 11d

Amazing track 😍

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 12d

Yeah her eyes have real life hey 🤩

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 12d

Proud dad post… a portrait of a friend by one of my extremely talented daughters. I believe it is called Impasto.

An impasto portrait painting of a young person with dark hair rendered in bold, textured brushstrokes. The face is painted in shades of purple, blue, and pink with dramatic shadows and highlights creating depth and dimension. The thick application of paint creates a heavily textured surface throughout. The subject gazes upwards out of the painting with an intense, contemplative expression. The background features vertical brushstrokes in purple, blue, white, and black, creating a dynamic, abstracted atmosphere. The entire piece has a moody, contemporary feel with its cool color palette and gestural painting technique.

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 12d

Sorry to hear you've had such a tough time of it, Dean. I hope the counselling helps. DM me if you want to vent/chat/whatever. I don't have many wise words but I'm a good listener.

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 12d

Today's running tunes!

Louise @louiseann.bsky.social · 13d

Back on the Internet airways again tomorrow with some rustic radio stuff. I might be a bit shit, but the music will be good. Link for catcher uppers on Monday www.lovewillsavetheday.fm

Some Masonic Hall action to plug my wee radio thing. Sat 11/10/25 @3pm on Love Will Save The Day

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 12d

#catturdday 💩

jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 12d

OK you can stay 😀

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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · Nov 14

Time to rebuild my follower base from Twitter on BlueSky!

I’m Vidar, founder of Street Art Utopia, curating the most inspiring street art worldwide!

Every new follower who comments here will receive street art photo as a thank-you reply! Feel free to request a specific theme for your photo!

Street art mural depicting R2-D2, the iconic Star Wars droid, offering a bouquet of flowers to a trash can painted to resemble a companion. A small red heart hovers above R2-D2, adding a touch of charm and humor to the piece. The artwork, set against an urban wall, playfully reimagines the characters in a heartwarming scene that brings personality and affection to inanimate objects.

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 13d

OK but knock hard I'll still be in bed

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jemsmyth @jemsmyth.com · 13d

🔥 Looking forward to it. You'll be soundtracking my run tomorrow at 3.00 😎

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