Lieutenant Double-Yefreitor Columbo
@jennacipolloni.bsky.social
Holding this account for whenever I decide to market myself on the internet <3
http://jennacipolloni.com/
http://jennacipolloni.com/
someone: hey man how's it going
my brain: war and hate on planet venus suck my blood and kill my penis everybody wants to rule the world
my brain: war and hate on planet venus suck my blood and kill my penis everybody wants to rule the world
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
someone: hey man how's it going
my brain: war and hate on planet venus suck my blood and kill my penis everybody wants to rule the world
my brain: war and hate on planet venus suck my blood and kill my penis everybody wants to rule the world
Television really did win because I'm sifting through all these dumbfuck YouTube video essays before putting on a CBS documentary like "thank god finally some decent content"
August 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Television really did win because I'm sifting through all these dumbfuck YouTube video essays before putting on a CBS documentary like "thank god finally some decent content"
hey evrybody i published my first novelette through Bottlecap Press. I wrote the first draft in college and recently revised it with some post-grad retrospection. check it out here :)
bottlecap.press/products/fin...
bottlecap.press/products/fin...
The Finish, by Jenna Cipolloni
Prose, chapbook, 36 pages, from Bottlecap Features. Three college students walk into a bar. What follows is a philosophical character study of three individuals each absorbed in their respective past,...
bottlecap.press
July 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
hey evrybody i published my first novelette through Bottlecap Press. I wrote the first draft in college and recently revised it with some post-grad retrospection. check it out here :)
bottlecap.press/products/fin...
bottlecap.press/products/fin...
16 years of schooling < listening to autistic people talk about their special interests
June 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
16 years of schooling < listening to autistic people talk about their special interests
Reposted by Lieutenant Double-Yefreitor Columbo
possibly the most unpopular and controversial thing i will say in my entire life. john and yoko are both good actually.
May 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
possibly the most unpopular and controversial thing i will say in my entire life. john and yoko are both good actually.
watches a movie that's considered one of the greatest films of all time
me: "damn that's one of the greatest films of all time"
me: "damn that's one of the greatest films of all time"
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
watches a movie that's considered one of the greatest films of all time
me: "damn that's one of the greatest films of all time"
me: "damn that's one of the greatest films of all time"
why the fuck does ronald reagan have an airport named after him when he fired 13,000 air traffic controllers. incidentally the airport that had a midair collision!
April 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
why the fuck does ronald reagan have an airport named after him when he fired 13,000 air traffic controllers. incidentally the airport that had a midair collision!
me in the editing bay trying to decide which take to use
Jafar May Need Glasses HD
YouTube video by Aaron Goldberg
youtu.be
February 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
me in the editing bay trying to decide which take to use
me watching Like a Surgeon in 2025: this is so fucking funny
February 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
me watching Like a Surgeon in 2025: this is so fucking funny
what the youtuber sounds like vs. the face reveal
February 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
what the youtuber sounds like vs. the face reveal
marvin gaye was right. what's going on
January 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
marvin gaye was right. what's going on
Holding this account for whenever I decide to market myself on the internet u.u
January 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Holding this account for whenever I decide to market myself on the internet u.u