Wow - these watches have the same signature as that Epstein birthday card!

Thank you.

Love this one!

I installed the new thermostat perfectly, except I put the batteries in the wrong way. Cost a $100 service call to find this out. Still, I'm kind of proud of myself. I had to do stuff with wires, and I'm scared AF of electricity. Even trying felt like a triumph.

I've just come out of 24 hours of having my posts marked as spam. Got an email from Bluesky accusing me of all kinds of things I didn't do (I don't even understand what "churning" is!). I expect a romance scammer who didn't like being outed made these claims. Even Bsky gets it wrong sometimes.

He'll be calling Swift a no-talent, nasty loser with no fan base in 3... 2... 1...

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

I want someone to ask Trump to give some details on the wars he stopped - like what the issues were between Azerbaijan and whoever he thinks they were fighting. I'd love to see that demonstration of bullshit and lies from "the peacemaker."

Someone seems to have reported me for spam and churning followers or something (I don't even know what that is) and all kinds of shit I haven't done. I assume it was done by a romance scammer I outed. Anyway, for most of today, my posts will be labeled "spam."

Got an email, allegedly from Bluesky, declaring my account "spam" for the next 24 hours, due to
•⁠Bulk Following/Unfollowing
•⁠ ⁠Interaction churn
•⁠ ⁠Mention, Quote, or Reply Spam
•⁠ ⁠Spam Posting
I imagine someone I reported decided to screw with me. Let me know if you see this.

Great image.

I kept waiting for one of the people questioning her to say, "It's a yes or no question. Say yes or no."

How did they find enough mean, stupid people to join ICE? are they all pardoned J6 insurrectionists?

I'm sure these changes are first on MAGA Mike's to-do list.

...or to decide with zero evidence that a particular boat is in fact smuggling drugs.

The creeps are really starting to show up here at Bsky. I got a bunch of follows this morning and only one was legit - the rest were romance scammers, crypto, bots, sex workers, etc. It's not as bad as X - far fewer MAGA trolls here, tho I see them once in a while. Watch this space as I out them.

Who have you been meeting with? are you in the government?