Cal & Kiira Comix
@jenpallante.bsky.social
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Writer and artist for FREYA/Cal & Kiira comics. Musician. she/her www.spacesmutcomics.com www.patreon.com/Jenthemouse
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jenpallante.bsky.social
Makeup is absolutely black magic
No makeup glasses selfie at work 😭 Too much makeup smile selfie
jenpallante.bsky.social
Yes I did my makeup at 7 pm for this.

Honestly just practicing eyeliner. Wanted a better look than I normally give.
jenpallante.bsky.social
"Can you imagine not writing?"
"....fucking no."
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
jenpallante.bsky.social
Terfenstien 3D is a hell of a game
jenpallante.bsky.social
"what the fuck is a Blake stone?" - civvie
jenpallante.bsky.social
I usually know this stuff but what is this it seems ... Up my alley
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making antifa and I saw one of the antifas and the antifa looked at me!
jenpallante.bsky.social
My dad believed the antifa super soldiers gag.

"Dad I was IN that thread I think you might even be quoting me rn."

"Craig nelson wouldn't joke like that."

"If krang nelson dad, fuck."
jenpallante.bsky.social
Oh God the day my dad read an article about that and it fit right into his qanon nonsense and he proclaimed "zombies are real actually..." And I'm like "dad is this like when you said the NWO has been trying to reduce the population for 100 years and I asked how that's going for them?"
jenpallante.bsky.social
She called home to say she'd be late
He said he'd worried, but now he'd feel safe
I'm glad you're with your girlfriend
Tell her "hi" for me
jenpallante.bsky.social
I'll be real- no. For whatever reason it didn't come across! 😕
jenpallante.bsky.social
I kissed a girl
lilahsturges.com
Trans people, I am once again asking you—nay, begging you—to share something good that is going on in your lives right now!

I’ll start: I’m working on a new graphic novel and having a blast with the creative team we’ve assembled!
Reposted by Cal & Kiira Comix
jenpallante.bsky.social
Yeah I cook with more love than skill but I give a shit!
jenpallante.bsky.social
I cook with more love than skill but at least i CARE
jenpallante.bsky.social
I know so many writers who enjoy "being a writer" more than writing (bad)

I know also a lot of writers too busy writing to remember to "be a writer" (good)
jenpallante.bsky.social
What never fails to drop my jaw in Kitchen Nightmares is the interviews where the chefs say, "It's just a scallop WHO CARES just serve it." and I'm like, "Why... why are you here?"
jenpallante.bsky.social
Waited so long to break these walls down
To wake up and feel like me
Put these patterns all in the past now
And finally live like the girl they all see
I'm goin' up up up it's my mooooooooooment
you know together we're glowing
gonna be gonna be golden
jenpallante.bsky.social
I do this 99% of the time for this reason.
anubiswild.bsky.social
If possible artist just send the invoice so the only thing the commissioner can do is hit pay.
jenpallante.bsky.social
I just realized sugarwax has two meanings.
The wax you use for body hair made from sugar (which I've never tasted) and like... sugary candle wax. Which is what candy corn is most like.
jenpallante.bsky.social
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid
jenpallante.bsky.social
From what I've gathered by asking them .. well one guy put it something like: god put me in America because he knew I was superior.