Jen
@jenuinepanic.bsky.social
Writing a scary book. Making a bookish website. Baby trail runner. Gym hamster. Once made a board game about puns.
We think of incubator spaces as existing to benefit businesses, but I'm coming to realise their real purpose is to stop people annoying their friends cause they won't shut up about their latest business brainwave.
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
We think of incubator spaces as existing to benefit businesses, but I'm coming to realise their real purpose is to stop people annoying their friends cause they won't shut up about their latest business brainwave.
It's amazing how being sick inspires the dumbest mental spirals. Yesterday I started panicking cause I didn't have enough users on my website.
Y'know, the site I'm still making, haven't launched, and have only told some friends the name of so they can test it. That one. Not enough users. 🫠
Y'know, the site I'm still making, haven't launched, and have only told some friends the name of so they can test it. That one. Not enough users. 🫠
February 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
It's amazing how being sick inspires the dumbest mental spirals. Yesterday I started panicking cause I didn't have enough users on my website.
Y'know, the site I'm still making, haven't launched, and have only told some friends the name of so they can test it. That one. Not enough users. 🫠
Y'know, the site I'm still making, haven't launched, and have only told some friends the name of so they can test it. That one. Not enough users. 🫠
Little known fact: being house-bound while sick is named after the act of binge watching medical dramas while being a medical drama.
Of course House is the traditional choice but Scrubs, Greys Anatomy etc are all acceptable options.
Of course House is the traditional choice but Scrubs, Greys Anatomy etc are all acceptable options.
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Little known fact: being house-bound while sick is named after the act of binge watching medical dramas while being a medical drama.
Of course House is the traditional choice but Scrubs, Greys Anatomy etc are all acceptable options.
Of course House is the traditional choice but Scrubs, Greys Anatomy etc are all acceptable options.
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Announcing Bog Bodies from Dreamfeel!
A "short hike”-alike 3d adventure set in a far future Ireland populated only by radioactive talking cats.
Players explore a late 19th c inspired landscape full of strange characters and stories...
A "short hike”-alike 3d adventure set in a far future Ireland populated only by radioactive talking cats.
Players explore a late 19th c inspired landscape full of strange characters and stories...
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Announcing Bog Bodies from Dreamfeel!
A "short hike”-alike 3d adventure set in a far future Ireland populated only by radioactive talking cats.
Players explore a late 19th c inspired landscape full of strange characters and stories...
A "short hike”-alike 3d adventure set in a far future Ireland populated only by radioactive talking cats.
Players explore a late 19th c inspired landscape full of strange characters and stories...
I haven't watched a marvel movie in years, but the doomsday trailers are just ridiculous.
Why would Steve Rogers drive a Triumph? Suspense of disbelief totally broken.
Why would Steve Rogers drive a Triumph? Suspense of disbelief totally broken.
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I haven't watched a marvel movie in years, but the doomsday trailers are just ridiculous.
Why would Steve Rogers drive a Triumph? Suspense of disbelief totally broken.
Why would Steve Rogers drive a Triumph? Suspense of disbelief totally broken.
There's a certain irony that this is the 2nd of 3 forewords.
January 25, 2026 at 7:40 PM
There's a certain irony that this is the 2nd of 3 forewords.
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God knew I would be too powerful so They made me incapable of processing two separate sources of noise simultaneously.
January 25, 2026 at 1:38 PM
God knew I would be too powerful so They made me incapable of processing two separate sources of noise simultaneously.
Turns out the secret to heating my living room lay not in new radiators but in covering the massive hole in the wall at the floor masquerading as a vent.
I'm sure this could be a metaphor for tech or society or something but who cares! The custom above-floor foot-breeze is gone. Success!
I'm sure this could be a metaphor for tech or society or something but who cares! The custom above-floor foot-breeze is gone. Success!
January 24, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Turns out the secret to heating my living room lay not in new radiators but in covering the massive hole in the wall at the floor masquerading as a vent.
I'm sure this could be a metaphor for tech or society or something but who cares! The custom above-floor foot-breeze is gone. Success!
I'm sure this could be a metaphor for tech or society or something but who cares! The custom above-floor foot-breeze is gone. Success!
If you ever find yourself wanting to discover the distinct sensorial displeasures of a curse, I'm happy to inform you that a single taste of Floradix is all you need.
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
If you ever find yourself wanting to discover the distinct sensorial displeasures of a curse, I'm happy to inform you that a single taste of Floradix is all you need.
Partake in some important Friday research: neal.fun/not-a-robot/
I'm Not a Robot
Prove your humanity once and for all
neal.fun
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Partake in some important Friday research: neal.fun/not-a-robot/
Doing this evening course has really reminded me of the general populations' computer skills. If you're online a lot or work in tech it's easy to assume the general level is higher than it is.
January 23, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Doing this evening course has really reminded me of the general populations' computer skills. If you're online a lot or work in tech it's easy to assume the general level is higher than it is.
He thought he was safe.
*ominous music starts*
That the distance would shield him.
*car door slams*
But he forgot one important thing.
*gun cocks*
"Beannachtaí ón na cailíní"
💥
Failte Ireland: we're a girls girl.
*ominous music starts*
That the distance would shield him.
*car door slams*
But he forgot one important thing.
*gun cocks*
"Beannachtaí ón na cailíní"
💥
Failte Ireland: we're a girls girl.
There's an American lady on Insta/TikTok that has been posting funny, adorable updates about her long-distance relationship with an Irish guy for the last year or so. She just posted that it's over because he cheated.
I genuinely think Failte Ireland might have him killed.
I genuinely think Failte Ireland might have him killed.
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
He thought he was safe.
*ominous music starts*
That the distance would shield him.
*car door slams*
But he forgot one important thing.
*gun cocks*
"Beannachtaí ón na cailíní"
💥
Failte Ireland: we're a girls girl.
*ominous music starts*
That the distance would shield him.
*car door slams*
But he forgot one important thing.
*gun cocks*
"Beannachtaí ón na cailíní"
💥
Failte Ireland: we're a girls girl.
I'm starting a short course this evening which means I have the dubious honour of being on my pc for 13 hours today.
January 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I'm starting a short course this evening which means I have the dubious honour of being on my pc for 13 hours today.
Annual reminder that "Blue Monday" was invented a marketing campaign for a travel agent to sell holidays. It's not real.
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Annual reminder that "Blue Monday" was invented a marketing campaign for a travel agent to sell holidays. It's not real.
setting up a new website is great cause you get to look at the graphs do the good graph thing. just don't look at the actual numbers
January 17, 2026 at 1:05 PM
setting up a new website is great cause you get to look at the graphs do the good graph thing. just don't look at the actual numbers
It's great to hear that the Art ONeill is on tonight. I appreciate the reminder than no matter how my life is going, I'm not quite that insane. Yet.
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It's great to hear that the Art ONeill is on tonight. I appreciate the reminder than no matter how my life is going, I'm not quite that insane. Yet.
What do you call it when you dream of seo optimisation and where's the nearest cliff I can jump off?
I'd google it but that's too close to the seo horrors.
I'd google it but that's too close to the seo horrors.
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 AM
What do you call it when you dream of seo optimisation and where's the nearest cliff I can jump off?
I'd google it but that's too close to the seo horrors.
I'd google it but that's too close to the seo horrors.
If there's one thing I've learned from my book website project it's that thrillers are the most popular form of book.
Ok ok it's a small sample size, but based on 5 Irish bookshops, 1/5th of all preorders announced are Thrillers. Which is a lot.
Ok ok it's a small sample size, but based on 5 Irish bookshops, 1/5th of all preorders announced are Thrillers. Which is a lot.
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If there's one thing I've learned from my book website project it's that thrillers are the most popular form of book.
Ok ok it's a small sample size, but based on 5 Irish bookshops, 1/5th of all preorders announced are Thrillers. Which is a lot.
Ok ok it's a small sample size, but based on 5 Irish bookshops, 1/5th of all preorders announced are Thrillers. Which is a lot.
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This was a lovely chat with the fantastic @eithneshortall.bsky.social about all things SISTER WAKE, Sam, and a dinner party argument about why, no, colonialism was not a 'mixed bag...'
'Books and Sam' – extremely proud of @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social whose STUNNING Irish fantasy is out on Thursday #SisterWake www.independent.ie/entertainmen...
Dave Rudden: ‘If stuck for a villainous phrase, I’d look up a thing said by someone from the British Empire’
If there was ever a time to attempt a sprawling fantasy novel featuring 200-foot gods and an intricately developed, alternate version of Ireland’s colonial history, then the pandemic – and accompanyin...
www.independent.ie
January 10, 2026 at 11:03 AM
This was a lovely chat with the fantastic @eithneshortall.bsky.social about all things SISTER WAKE, Sam, and a dinner party argument about why, no, colonialism was not a 'mixed bag...'
I visited 3 bookshops today and couldn't find anything on the Great Blasket island. I thought Peig Sayers and Tomás Ó Criomhthain would be shelf staples.
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I visited 3 bookshops today and couldn't find anything on the Great Blasket island. I thought Peig Sayers and Tomás Ó Criomhthain would be shelf staples.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I will be attempting to become become a reformer pilates girlie.
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I will be attempting to become become a reformer pilates girlie.
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friends! acquaintances! help!
i'm looking to hire a game designer (living in the Netherlands) to help build games in The Hidden Folks Universe, starting with a sequel to the indie hit game Hidden Folks.
know someone who's a good fit? pls forward this, ty!
hiddenfolks.com/job-opening/...
i'm looking to hire a game designer (living in the Netherlands) to help build games in The Hidden Folks Universe, starting with a sequel to the indie hit game Hidden Folks.
know someone who's a good fit? pls forward this, ty!
hiddenfolks.com/job-opening/...
Job opening: game designer @ Hidden Folks
We're looking for a game designer in the Netherlands to help build games in The Hidden Folks Universe, starting with a sequel to the indie hit game Hidden Folks.
hiddenfolks.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:58 PM
friends! acquaintances! help!
i'm looking to hire a game designer (living in the Netherlands) to help build games in The Hidden Folks Universe, starting with a sequel to the indie hit game Hidden Folks.
know someone who's a good fit? pls forward this, ty!
hiddenfolks.com/job-opening/...
i'm looking to hire a game designer (living in the Netherlands) to help build games in The Hidden Folks Universe, starting with a sequel to the indie hit game Hidden Folks.
know someone who's a good fit? pls forward this, ty!
hiddenfolks.com/job-opening/...
What we truly forget in this modern era is that if one must contend with the Sword of Damocles one should also get to experience the luxuries of Dionysius.
January 8, 2026 at 11:12 AM
What we truly forget in this modern era is that if one must contend with the Sword of Damocles one should also get to experience the luxuries of Dionysius.
Finally details! This is not a drill. (It's a book)
www.panmacmillan.com/authors/emil...
www.panmacmillan.com/authors/emil...
Exit Party by Emily St. John Mandel
Find out more about Exit Party by Emily St. John Mandel
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January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Finally details! This is not a drill. (It's a book)
www.panmacmillan.com/authors/emil...
www.panmacmillan.com/authors/emil...
Me: in 2026 I'm gonna spend more time writing and doing book things
Also me: *spends every day so far in 2026 coding my side project*
It's a book related side project but that doesn't really count as writing, even for me.
Also me: *spends every day so far in 2026 coding my side project*
It's a book related side project but that doesn't really count as writing, even for me.
January 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Me: in 2026 I'm gonna spend more time writing and doing book things
Also me: *spends every day so far in 2026 coding my side project*
It's a book related side project but that doesn't really count as writing, even for me.
Also me: *spends every day so far in 2026 coding my side project*
It's a book related side project but that doesn't really count as writing, even for me.