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Jerry

Jerry

@jerrycakes.bsky.social

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Louisiana by birth, central Iowa by residence. 49. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Occasionally NSFW. Icon courtesy of @lartist.bsky.social

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Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1m

... I ain't sure how I feel about this.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 7m

here we go

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1h

You fit their demographic. I think you'd be EXACTLY what they're looking for.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 3h

CHEERWINE! At a HyVee in the Des Moines area.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 3h

Have you thought about contacting them for a modeling contract?

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 4h

We still have ours in Des Moines in the East Village. They get repainted every year before Pride.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 19h

Highly Questionable, The Dan LeBatard Show and Around the Horn come to mind. Even seeing Rich Eisen back at 'The Mothership' feels weird.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 19h

Tonight's low here in central Iowa: mid 30's. I wonder if I have any Fireball cinnamon whisky left to go with some Swiss Miss hot chocolate?

*checks fridge* OH HELL YEAH

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

A few more pictures of Oreo (formerly JD) from last night, including him attempting to sleep next to me.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

It might be one of few series I haven't watched, and don't know if I truly can due to its violence. I know it's good, but I will have to rely on others to do the work for me.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

I'll approve it if (a) the emu tastes like chicken and (b) it can come seasoned Nashville Hot

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Music City Bowl has a new sponsor.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

Random update: decided Jermaine Dupri was a terrible name for a black and white cat, so my fur baby is officially known as Oreo from this day forward. (Initially I wanted to name him 'Tennessee' if he was a black and white cat, and the geek in me wanted to go with 'Linux', but Oreo just fits.)

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

Just got this in my E-mail less than 20 minutes ago (around 12:40pm CT)

Already ditched Netflix due to how little I watch it. Likely to do the same because not even The Pitt and AEW can compel me to stay.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

Those are good numbers.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

I think I got my copy in 2011 after I started driving at Empire Express out of Memphis. Found it at a Walmart somewhere in the area.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

Get some rest as best you can. 56 for a high in Des Moines tomorrow.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

I want to see Ohtani dismiss some baseballs

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d

The Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake World Series oh my GOD.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

yo @borderlands.2k.com it all started 16 years ago today

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 1d

happy birthday!

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 2d

Literal enshittification

The Verge @theverge.com · 2d

Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks www.theverge.com/news/802727/...

Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks

Cameras have finally found their way into our toilets.

www.theverge.com

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 2d

aaaaaaaaaaand it's sold out

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 2d

Reddit? No. But my Echo Dot can't tell me what time it is.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 2d

Who gives a damn about Fortnite and Roblox before the sun comes up?

The Verge @theverge.com · 2d

Major AWS outage takes down Fortnite, Alexa, Snapchat, and more

Major AWS outage takes down Fortnite, Alexa, Snapchat, and more

A chunk of the internet has been taken offline.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 2d

He should've stayed in Lafayette.

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 2d

Gran Turismo. Gotta have that DualShock controller, though.

Mega Gaymon @ninja-gaga.bsky.social · Jan 4

Hey Nerds and Geeks, What’s the first game that comes to mind?

Jerry @jerrycakes.bsky.social · 2d

I watch the guys at WD Detailing (Cleveland, OH) and The Detail Geek (he's from Canada 🍁) use ozone machines to get the nastiest, mustiest odors out of vehicles. If it works for them ...