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Jess Behrens
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Dog Lover, Concerned Human Being, Proud Liberal
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Gen X here

The onset of discount brokerages, supply side tax breaks, IT/Computers SEEMED to herald a great future for us. We gon' be rich!

Butt, stock market manipulation & bubble economies coupled with no salary gains for our increased productivity have fucked us.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWy...
Why Gen X is the real loser generation
YouTube video by The Economist
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I just want to brag for a moment: I have 151 points & Saquon still has to play tomorrow.

And yes, I did ironically name my team 'Irony', which negates the irony with a hint of stupidity, which is ironic.

Bench did pretty well as well, for being full of injured players.
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From today’s hike around Shenley Park #Pittsburgh, that’s Panther Hollow Lake and Bridge above. #photography #Fall
I'd love to ask Speaker Johnson what it's like to be such a sniveling coward next time he tries to rewrite reality & blame the shutdown on the Democrats.
I can't help butt wonder:

Will Birmingham City ever put together a season that gets them into Premier?
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Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
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Edinburgh Poppies - in WW1 Scotland lost 1 in 10 males aged 16-55 with 147,000 souls giving their lives. Every man & woman's name is inscribed in Rolls of Honour in a Casket on marble plinth in the Shrine at the Scottish National War Memorial inside Edinburgh Castle.

Their name liveth for evermore.
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Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?
Bubbers talks all the time. And he carries a green light saber.
That would sell well at the Kum & Go on Riverside in Iowa City if you packaged it with a 2 liter bottle of rum & called it 'Frat size'.
Linebackers should only be taken based on their ability to fill holes. All holes. All kinds of holes. All of them.
Having a baby always fixes everthing. They should do that.
Pay a ransom? In this economy?
Either way, the dog is still gonna lick his own junk. Why? Because he can.
That's just how MAGA rolls.
This is why all pilots should be required to take an Improv class.
Hey now. Dad lets you watch Bennie Hill.
If not for para-social relationships, Kermit would just be a green puppet.
I applaud the photo of her with her mouth open. Really, that's the story.
If it meant more profit, Subway would gladly use 'fetus tainted chicken' in their sand'iches.
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I wish everyone would stop what they’re doing and listen to this

#DemVoice1
This guy is a legend
Expressing the collective thoughts of the world.
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Cuomo's final car pitch went about as well as O.J.'s car chase