JesseJaneReads
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Mom, wife, book lover, Dog Person™️ Current motto: Sarcasm, sweatpants, and survival https://jessejane306.wordpress.com
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It finally feels autumnal so here’s a spooky fact:

Norman Bates from Psycho, Leatherface, and Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs are all inspired by the same guy: Ed Gein

I’m gonna leave it there since the world is dark enough
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FREE BOOK ALERT from Hannah Shield! #booksky
If you're a fan of bodyguard romances, check out Hands Off by Hannah Shield, which is FREE at time of posting. This is a limited time deal, so grab it ASAP and make sure to confirm the price in case it changes--> amazon.com/dp/B09X63F18N
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When you discover a new-to-you author and have a whole backlist of goodies to pull from.

(this is a t. kingfisher subtweet) ❤️
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It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better.

I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
Maggie the Pug is majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh. She’s wearing Cher’s classic yellow plaid ensemble.
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YT is showing me so many Coach outlet ads.

I’m a middle aged mom with a toddler. Call me when y’all make backpacks.
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Parenting hack:

Leave a large bubble wand in the car until freezing weather and a lil one in the diaper/kid stuff bag.

I had one and turned into a modern Pied Piper at the playground.
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On one hand, Shakespeare has made immeasurable contributions to literature

On the other, he says “Villain! I have done thy mother!”

People can have layers
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On one hand, these are some of the smartest, most competent legal minds in Canada

On the other hand, they had to work on the case where grandma got run over by a reindeer
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Further proof toddlers are irrational. I put on Ms Rachel. There is no sound. It’s not the TV. I start to mess with it to try to solve the problem

Cue screaming and crying. She would rather silently watch her dungareed overlord than have me fix the sound issue
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ALT: a child is holding a cup and the word whatever is above him
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Me: I should get my NG ratio up

NG: It’s Read Now!

NG: Here’s a widget full of your favorite buzzwords

Me: Yay but also dammit
#BookSky
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Lich b!tch knows how to werk
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My husband was detained by ICE today

Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away

I have had zero contact or updates since

#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
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I’m just a girl out in the wilderness asking you to read my new book about Dinosaurs ❤️📚🦕

Publishing in just 10 days. Order your copy get your book right when it publishes on October 14th ❤️

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#dinosaurs #fossiladdict
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Never look too hard at monster romance if you find that tidbit bothersome. The limit for weird does not exist
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I’ve read enough romances to know the power of a himbo with a heart of gold.

Loves her, respects her, supports her, and breaks her back? I’m not surprised at all
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A reverse Lucky by Britney Spears. A celebrity who is Taylor/Beyoncé levels of famous lures fans back to her compound and has a lil fun
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$1.99 SALES from Berkley Romance all down from $9.99! #booksky
The Jewel of the Isle: amzn.to/4o8Yx9f
Love You a Latke: amzn.to/46B882E
Blood on the Tide: amzn.to/4gY6NX9
The Partner Plot: amzn.to/48dTAXZ
The Kiss Countdown: amzn.to/4pRxxwm
Her Knight at the Museum: amzn.to/4o02hK8
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Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago