Jes the human
@jesthehuman.itch.io
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Free Palestine. Black Lives Matter.
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tabletop charity content | @charittrpgs.bsky.social
Free Palestine. Black Lives Matter.
💌 [email protected]
🔗 linktr.ee/jesthehuman
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Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
“I meant to play these cards in a different order” — a memoir about my time playing Magic the Gathering
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“I meant to play these cards in a different order” — a memoir about my time playing Magic the Gathering
If this pops up during your scroll time, I hope your next roll is a nat 20. You deserve it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If this pops up during your scroll time, I hope your next roll is a nat 20. You deserve it.
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There’s a ton of great games and resources here if TTRPGs are your thing. I contributed a couple of things too! Please support this if you’re able; every little bit counts.
Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There’s a ton of great games and resources here if TTRPGs are your thing. I contributed a couple of things too! Please support this if you’re able; every little bit counts.
The unspoken rule of magic the gathering is you have to kiss me during your upkeep and end step. Also you’re not allowed to swing at me ☺️
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The unspoken rule of magic the gathering is you have to kiss me during your upkeep and end step. Also you’re not allowed to swing at me ☺️
Men only want two things and it’s disgusting.
Being asked how they want to do this against the BBEG and the bar keep actually flirting back with them in their D&D campaign
Being asked how they want to do this against the BBEG and the bar keep actually flirting back with them in their D&D campaign
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Men only want two things and it’s disgusting.
Being asked how they want to do this against the BBEG and the bar keep actually flirting back with them in their D&D campaign
Being asked how they want to do this against the BBEG and the bar keep actually flirting back with them in their D&D campaign
Good morning to everyone with a praise kink who has trouble accepting compliments, and to them only.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Good morning to everyone with a praise kink who has trouble accepting compliments, and to them only.
Good evening to everyone who is sOooooOoo sleepy but refuses to put their phone down and actually go to bed, and to them only.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good evening to everyone who is sOooooOoo sleepy but refuses to put their phone down and actually go to bed, and to them only.
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HotDog Princess, by @jesthehuman.itch.io, is a cute game with character options such as “Chili Dog”, “Veggie Dog” and “Danger Dog", just to name a few. You're all competing to gain a coveted team on Hyper Optic Team DOG by competing in a puppy pageant. It's like Miss Congeniality - for hot dogs!
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
HotDog Princess, by @jesthehuman.itch.io, is a cute game with character options such as “Chili Dog”, “Veggie Dog” and “Danger Dog", just to name a few. You're all competing to gain a coveted team on Hyper Optic Team DOG by competing in a puppy pageant. It's like Miss Congeniality - for hot dogs!
Wanted to get these pear shaped bag clips until my partner said they looked like vaginas
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Wanted to get these pear shaped bag clips until my partner said they looked like vaginas
We’re $40 away from breaking $2k raised for @msf.ca 🍉
Help support their Palestine relief efforts, get 50 TTRPGs, and know you’re doing good in the world. It’s a win/win/win
Help support their Palestine relief efforts, get 50 TTRPGs, and know you’re doing good in the world. It’s a win/win/win
Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We’re $40 away from breaking $2k raised for @msf.ca 🍉
Help support their Palestine relief efforts, get 50 TTRPGs, and know you’re doing good in the world. It’s a win/win/win
Help support their Palestine relief efforts, get 50 TTRPGs, and know you’re doing good in the world. It’s a win/win/win
If this pops up during your scroll time it’s because the algorithm has you pegged as a nerd who doesn’t drink enough water and has a raging praise kink (or doesn’t know how to accept compliments)
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If this pops up during your scroll time it’s because the algorithm has you pegged as a nerd who doesn’t drink enough water and has a raging praise kink (or doesn’t know how to accept compliments)
Thinking about scrapping Yoshimaru and Fathalis to make an All Dogs go to Heaven deck instead
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thinking about scrapping Yoshimaru and Fathalis to make an All Dogs go to Heaven deck instead
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You can get the Skeleton Closet as part of this amazing bundle! 💕
Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You can get the Skeleton Closet as part of this amazing bundle! 💕
Top ten hot Magic players
This is more of a quest than it is a list
This is more of a quest than it is a list
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Top ten hot Magic players
This is more of a quest than it is a list
This is more of a quest than it is a list
Good morning to everyone who loves playing a no thoughts just hit TTRPG character, and to them only.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Good morning to everyone who loves playing a no thoughts just hit TTRPG character, and to them only.
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You can get a bundle of my things in this bundle of other amazing things! And best part? It all goes to a great cause!
It'd be great if you could spread the word and spare anything if you can!
It'd be great if you could spread the word and spare anything if you can!
Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You can get a bundle of my things in this bundle of other amazing things! And best part? It all goes to a great cause!
It'd be great if you could spread the word and spare anything if you can!
It'd be great if you could spread the word and spare anything if you can!
“Ai will replace you” I’d like to see AI attempt to lose 90% of its Commander games, struggle to do basic math when it comes to D&D combat damage, and lose its phone around the house 20x per day.
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“Ai will replace you” I’d like to see AI attempt to lose 90% of its Commander games, struggle to do basic math when it comes to D&D combat damage, and lose its phone around the house 20x per day.
Drawing command tower, sol ring, and arcane signet turn one is a dream come true but I wouldn’t know because I’m gods least favorite.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Drawing command tower, sol ring, and arcane signet turn one is a dream come true but I wouldn’t know because I’m gods least favorite.
Curse of Strahd campaign but when the D&D party arrives to the final battle against Strahd he asks “why are you all so obsessed with me?? Leave me alone, losers.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Curse of Strahd campaign but when the D&D party arrives to the final battle against Strahd he asks “why are you all so obsessed with me?? Leave me alone, losers.”
Wake up sluts (lovingly) it’s time play Commander
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wake up sluts (lovingly) it’s time play Commander
Good morning to everyone who loves playing oozes, plasmoids, and other slimy lil guys in D&D, and to them only.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Good morning to everyone who loves playing oozes, plasmoids, and other slimy lil guys in D&D, and to them only.
PSA to everyone at PAXU right now, drink water in between your drinks at Lobby Con to save you dehydration and a headache tomorrow 🖤
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
PSA to everyone at PAXU right now, drink water in between your drinks at Lobby Con to save you dehydration and a headache tomorrow 🖤
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My DND 5e homebrew book is in this bundle! Please check it out and help a good cause.
Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My DND 5e homebrew book is in this bundle! Please check it out and help a good cause.
If you’re an anxious D&D player, this post is for you
I’m proud of you, pal.
I’m proud of you, pal.
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you’re an anxious D&D player, this post is for you
I’m proud of you, pal.
I’m proud of you, pal.
Why show my face card when I’d rather show you my favorite Commander cards.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why show my face card when I’d rather show you my favorite Commander cards.