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Jessifris

@jezebel.bsky.social

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I saw a wild monk parakeet in Boston and it changed the trajectory of my life. All photos my own 🔞 NSFW. I have also been known to post about baseball and hypnosis. Buy my prints :) https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/birdingjess/

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · Jun 8

I have a print shop now! You can buy these shots and more there, and INPRNT is also currently running a sale!

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Say's Phoebe perches on a fence, the wind blowing its feathers back

The roundest Semipalmated Sandpiper youve ever seen stands on a rocky beach at sunrise

Allen's Hummingbird perches at the end of a twig

Black Redstart stands on a rocky wall looking into the distance

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 2d

Bonus Wood Ducks

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 2d

I will never get photos this good of a bittern ever again probably 🪶

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 2d

American Bittern in downtown Boston lol #birds 🪶

American Bittern perched on a submerged tree branch in a pond. A cars break lights reflect off the water above the birds head, created an almost sunset-like effect

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 2d

Big fan of my new coat but I'm seriously not beating the librarian allegations

Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 9d

Also: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 9d

I have never seen a little league mistake that bad during that big a moment oh my God Phillies

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 16d

Guy named Schlittler having a generational start for the Yankees I'm gonna kms

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 16d

WAIT THATS THE WRONG DURAN ABORT ABORT

Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 16d

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 20d

Fun fact the architect killed himself because he was under so much pressure because Cuomo wanted the giant fuckass clock last minute

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Moynihan Train Hall czar killed himself as pressure mounted for Cuomo’s jewel project

In the days before he hanged himself, it was the clock that kept Michael Evans up at night. President of the public-private consortium, Moynihan Station Development Corp., Evans, 40, had already sp…

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 20d

Goodbye New York it's been a blast as always

Giant stupid clock inside Moynihan Train Hall

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 24d

Sparrow en route to the big apple

Photo from the inside of the new Acela train

Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · Sep 17

Had a dream that there was a website where you could bid on ai versions of famous people doing work for you and 3 hours of ai Sam Altman went for 300 million dollars

Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · Sep 16

Folks this one might actually kill me, double flu/covid vax got hands this year

Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · Sep 12

Customer got mad at me because he asked what we did with our plastic bags and I told him we've only ever carried paper and he called me a liar

Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · Sep 10

Putting the entire bankroll on Mariners to win the World Series

Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · Sep 8

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
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