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Jezebel of Vapocrypha

@jezebelofv.bsky.social

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The Empress of Volomon. The Gilded Queen of Vapocrypha. (DMs are wide open, come say hi!) (26 y/o transfem mun)

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Nov 6

THE GILDED QUEEN

THE EMPRESS OF VOLOMON

JEZEBEL OF VAPOCRYPHA

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · 7d

"Mmm... fair enough. Far be it for me to judge."

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · 7d

"Courtesan work without the paycheck? Interesting... well, at least we know where the 'slut' accusations come in."

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · 7d

Courtesans come with a hefty paycheck and a certain refinery that is not found elsewhere... I enjoy their company greatly.

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · 9d

> Big

Tone it down there, shorty.

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Uva @thenomaddragon.bsky.social · 14d

"In a moment I saw it, golden scales catching the light as a veritable second sun; the golden dragon crossed the skies once more. I'd never seen something so beautiful in my life." - Author unknown.

More below.

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · 18d

//Jez! Where the hell have you been?!?!?

Alive. I'm alive. I'm just... playing games. And stuff.

I've decided to play a lot of games that I hear a LOT of good praise about, but never actually played before. Starting with Resident Evil!

*RE4R completed*

I am a changed woman. And Ashley is hot...

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · 25d

"A woman who's hot AND honest. A rare combination... One that deserves a drink and some company, no?"

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · 25d

"I am. Wouldn't you?"

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · 29d

Tumby hurts from late night taco bell mistake.

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · 29d

Felt that.

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Sep 12

Promise?

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𝔸 𝓢Ꮲ𝐀Ꮢ𝐓𝐀ℕꕷ R͟A͟G͟E͟ @mothersrage.bsky.social · Sep 9

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Sep 5

Because Dallas is run by a pants-on-head geriatric.

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Ghost’s Artbook and Ramblings @ghostspeaker.bsky.social · Sep 4

Art I made of @jezebelofv.bsky.social paladin from our D&D campaign

The Hermit - contemplation, search for truth, inner guidance

A slave most of her life, it was only by fate that Ossuar was able to escape that snowy hellscape. Casting off one shackle for another within the watery depths

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Sep 2

As someone who would eat slop: unironically true.

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Sep 1

I always find it to be a question of proportions.

For example: a footlong cock wouldn't be out of place on someone 7-8 feet tall, but on someone that's like 2-3 foot tall? it could be pretty hyper.

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Aug 30

Every experience is scariest the first time, or when the last time has gone awry... but that doesn't mean it needs to be avoided. Quite the contrary... you'll find diving in to be a refreshing course of action, one that will wash you of your fear.

Shall we take the plunge?

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Aug 30

Most, when they speak of what they want in a partner, do not know the truth of what they say. They assume that beauty of words and skin are all that matters when one looks for their other half... but the truth is, the surface only matters to those who skim it.

I wonder what happens when one dives?

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Aug 30

Unworthy in the eyes of those that have no worth to speak of, my dear. Pay them no heed...

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Amber Ironwood @umbral-amber.bsky.social · Aug 25

[Interaction post]

Post an image of your character to get rated by each of the party members~

And if you want, you can even rate one or all of them from your perspective, too~! A little flattery never hurt anyone, after all~

🧡 And 🔁 appreciated~

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Aug 26

(I'm sending you both my current muses because I'm indecisive and i feel really bad for leaving you high and dry last time)

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Aug 25

Your honor:

League of Legends.

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Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Aug 23

Horses ARE hot, so true.

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Aug 17

I imagine you would, if you were far less wise, of course...

Jezebel of Vapocrypha @jezebelofv.bsky.social · Aug 17

Mind if I join in? I'll scrub your back if you scrub mine...

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