Jeremy Fassler
@jfassler.bsky.social
Journalist. Bylines: The New York Times, Vulture, The Daily Beast, Mother Jones. Former: Capitol Forum, Daily Banter.
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This is disgraceful toadying to someone who could well be dead, out of office, or both by the time this reanimated corpse knuckle-drags itself to the screen. Some context: Ratner directed the state-approved Melania doc that is coming to Prime, so he's now a friend of The Family. >
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is disgraceful toadying to someone who could well be dead, out of office, or both by the time this reanimated corpse knuckle-drags itself to the screen. Some context: Ratner directed the state-approved Melania doc that is coming to Prime, so he's now a friend of The Family. >
Cancel your Vanity Fair subscription if you have one.
The forthcoming print edition of Vanity Fair includes an abstract nude portrait of Olivia Nuzzi, @nataliekorach.bsky.social reports, writing about how the growing scandal is raising questions about the decision making at the magazine.
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Condé’s Nuzzi Conundrum
Inside Condé Nast's media drama: Gabriel Nuzzi's revelations spark controversy, exposing internal tensions and unfolding newsroom dynamics with dramatic flair.
www.status.news
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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If you ever wanted to know what would happen if aliens with no knowledge of human behavior made a movie, you're in luck because After the Hunt is now on Amazon Prime.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If you ever wanted to know what would happen if aliens with no knowledge of human behavior made a movie, you're in luck because After the Hunt is now on Amazon Prime.
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In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
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November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
Hard to see Olivia Nuzzi lasting very long at Vanity Fair after all this.
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Vanity Fair's Nuzzi Math
Condé staffers have been left “shocked” and frustrated, Status has learned, as they watch the latest Olivia Nuzzi revelation derail Vanity Fair’s meticulously planned new-era debut.
www.status.news
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hard to see Olivia Nuzzi lasting very long at Vanity Fair after all this.
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New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I’ve found Olivia Nuzzi’s song “Jail Bait” from the brief period when she tried to be a pop star named “Livvy.” The song sounds like it was written by R. Kelly. It is a masterpiece and I have listened to it three times. jumpshare.com/s/oMIJUAz8ca...
Livvy-JailBait.mp3
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November 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I’ve found Olivia Nuzzi’s song “Jail Bait” from the brief period when she tried to be a pop star named “Livvy.” The song sounds like it was written by R. Kelly. It is a masterpiece and I have listened to it three times. jumpshare.com/s/oMIJUAz8ca...
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It's hard to overstate what a catastrophe it would be for moviemaking and moviegoers if the Ellisons are allowed to acquire Warner Brothers and merge it with Paramount. I know that rooting for Comcast and/or Netflix sticks in a lot of throats here but those would be far better alternatives... >
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's hard to overstate what a catastrophe it would be for moviemaking and moviegoers if the Ellisons are allowed to acquire Warner Brothers and merge it with Paramount. I know that rooting for Comcast and/or Netflix sticks in a lot of throats here but those would be far better alternatives... >
Twitter keeps crashing because everyone's tweeting about Olivia Nuzzi.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Twitter keeps crashing because everyone's tweeting about Olivia Nuzzi.
I can't believe I'm linking to Ryan Lizza's story of how he found out Olivia Nuzzi was cheating on him - the first time, in 2020 - but this is the world we live in now.
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Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
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November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I can't believe I'm linking to Ryan Lizza's story of how he found out Olivia Nuzzi was cheating on him - the first time, in 2020 - but this is the world we live in now.
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This is a confession.
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is a confession.
Olivia Nuzzi's just a girl in love! She can't be held responsible for her actions! She has no underlying issues to address, she's certifiably cute and adorably obsessed! They say love makes you crazy therefore you can't call her crazy cuz when you call her crazy you're just calling her in love! BAM!
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Olivia Nuzzi's just a girl in love! She can't be held responsible for her actions! She has no underlying issues to address, she's certifiably cute and adorably obsessed! They say love makes you crazy therefore you can't call her crazy cuz when you call her crazy you're just calling her in love! BAM!
I laughed so hard reading this that I woke up my baby.
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I laughed so hard reading this that I woke up my baby.
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Still thinking about what an eviscerating insult "This book reads as if it were punched into a phone while the author was hiking" would be if it appeared in a review.
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Still thinking about what an eviscerating insult "This book reads as if it were punched into a phone while the author was hiking" would be if it appeared in a review.
Jesse Armstrong and Celine Song have some hard questions to answer about why they ever hired Dasha Nekrasova to act for them. She was always this bad—you just weren’t paying attention, didn’t care, or both.
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
Hollywood Finally Listened to Red Scare
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
www.vulture.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Jesse Armstrong and Celine Song have some hard questions to answer about why they ever hired Dasha Nekrasova to act for them. She was always this bad—you just weren’t paying attention, didn’t care, or both.
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From the piece about the Olivia Nuzzi book.
I am trying to remain calm.
I am trying to remain calm.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
From the piece about the Olivia Nuzzi book.
I am trying to remain calm.
I am trying to remain calm.
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The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
When people say "Democrats should act more like Republicans," remind them that Democrats are literally doing QAnon For Real by demanding the Republicans expose all their pedophiles via the Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When people say "Democrats should act more like Republicans," remind them that Democrats are literally doing QAnon For Real by demanding the Republicans expose all their pedophiles via the Epstein files.
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This is more important than yall driving yourself insane following every ass hair of the negotiations
🚨BREAKING: In a case with major implications for voting access, the U.S. Supreme Court will soon decide whether a mail-in ballot must be received by Election Day to count, or if it merely must be sent by then. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
SCOTUS to Hear GOP Lawsuit That Could Radically Restrict Mail Voting
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is more important than yall driving yourself insane following every ass hair of the negotiations
Me reading the reviews for the Ryan Murphy/Kim Kardashian show:
a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
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November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Me reading the reviews for the Ryan Murphy/Kim Kardashian show:
When I was a kid I wrote a sketch comedy series called The Dick Cheney Show where Dick Cheney is forced to host a kids' TV show with "Sideshow Bush." In the first episode, Richard Simmons puts him on a diet and he has a heart attack running up the Rocky steps. I have no regrets.
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
When I was a kid I wrote a sketch comedy series called The Dick Cheney Show where Dick Cheney is forced to host a kids' TV show with "Sideshow Bush." In the first episode, Richard Simmons puts him on a diet and he has a heart attack running up the Rocky steps. I have no regrets.
I never met Dick Cheney but if I had I would have unleashed my inner Chris Farley and been like "remember the time you shot a guy in the face? That was awesome."
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I never met Dick Cheney but if I had I would have unleashed my inner Chris Farley and been like "remember the time you shot a guy in the face? That was awesome."
"I guess this is the end of a chapter in your life, Bruce Springsteen!"
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Bruce Springsteen Biopic Tumbles Out Of Box Office Top 5 In 2nd Weekend
"Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere," starring Jeremy Allen White as The Boss, is going nowhere at the domestic box office but down.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"I guess this is the end of a chapter in your life, Bruce Springsteen!"
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There's probably something worse than a Nazi tattoo that's gonna drop on Platner, so brace yourselves.
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There's probably something worse than a Nazi tattoo that's gonna drop on Platner, so brace yourselves.
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honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)
Opinion | A Nazi Tattoo Exposes Democrats’ Greatest Weakness
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)