J “Halloween” B
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Damn these vampires.
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Immediately. Remember, they can legally only charge you one dollar for the damage.
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A guy up the street from me leaves out a dish of cat food on his front porch at night “for strays,” and what actually happens is the fattest opossum I’ve ever seen waddles out from its nest under the porch at night to eat all that cat food.
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Just what “skillheads” want you to believe.
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Hope you got some cannoli!
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No dogs talk on Shack’s train.
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Maybe they can make it into a balaclava for Matt Shaw.
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Let’s spend some time in the platonic room! 🍌⚾️
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You will notice your own clothes carrying the smell. Like riding in a car with a smoker.
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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Yes, just got on some comfy sweatpants and a hoodie so I can keep the windows open with the crisp autumn breeze coming in.
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Defender never took his eyes off the QB. One of the worst passes I have ever seen.
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She’s about to start doing Dennis Hopper’s Sicilian speech from True Romance.
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It’s hard to keep a South Park fan entertained. Their wit is so lightning-quick and multifaceted.
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What, no tribal tattoo edition?
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His name is Link, buddy. Show a little respect.
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Deep Blue Sea Fan = Opinion Discarded
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Look, it was a lot to stay up for and they had a 50/50 chance of being right.