John Hurrell
jhurrell.bsky.social
John Hurrell
@jhurrell.bsky.social
Dad, husband, programmer, funny mf'er.
There are multiple strategies for how you name people in your contacts. My son Ryan, chose to classify me as:

"Dad"

With the quotes.
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Wait... what now?
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's a tie between a lack of empathy and the possibility of you being a crappy teacher.
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Blink twice if you need help.
September 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In Albany for the Tech Valley Regional. Go 578!
March 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Because it was the Bills and not KC. Duh!
January 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I am such a sucker for Superman.
December 18, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Why doesn't the bird right outside get tired chirping it's stupid cloaca off for 15 minutes straight?

Asshole. I mean, cloaca.
December 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Hahahahahaaaa.... (deep breath...) hahahahahaaaaa.
December 18, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Goddamn it Brian.
December 13, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Pumpkins and eggplants are berries.

Stay tuned for more "things that are completely innocuous but still bother the hell out of me"
December 12, 2024 at 4:25 PM
How do you hide your crying at the end? Asking for a friend.
December 12, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Wife: "jaiuhfgiluhadfglajhdfgipuhdfg yesterday?"
Me: "What?"
Wife: "Yesterday?"
Me: "No, I didn't hear the question. Could you repeat it?"
Wife: "Yesterday?"
Me: jfc...
November 25, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I recently got a Bambu Lab P1S and it is awesome. It replaces an Ender 3 that had been sitting in my basement since 2019.

I'm printing all kinds of things.
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Did it come with a huge fucking spider?
November 25, 2024 at 4:08 PM
There HAS to be cognitive dissonance. That's the only way any of that works.

"I'm don't have Obamacare. I have the ACA."
November 25, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Ryan actually got me into the Bills and Josh this year. I've always loved football, I just never cared enough about a team to FOLLOW football.

Ryan asked me to hook up the antenna so he could watch games so he could talk about them in school with his friends. We're hooked!

Go Bills!
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
They went crazy when I showed up to donate blood. They were like, "Whose blood is this and why is it in a bucket?"
November 25, 2024 at 4:01 PM
There was a time when I admired him. That didn't last long.
November 25, 2024 at 3:59 PM