Jill Callison
@jillcallison.bsky.social
Reader, ex-reporter, writer. All dogs posted are my own.
Usuallly I'd correct the punctuation to insane-president's day, but in this case I'll let it pass.
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Usuallly I'd correct the punctuation to insane-president's day, but in this case I'll let it pass.
I'm so depressed. People here are actually buying tickets to see Melania.
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I'm so depressed. People here are actually buying tickets to see Melania.
Superman wants to make the world better. So did Brian Borden. And he still is. pigeon605.com/beloved-libr...
Beloved library puppeteer, storyteller remembered in new memorial
A new addition to this east-side library honors a team member who was known for delighting children.
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January 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Superman wants to make the world better. So did Brian Borden. And he still is. pigeon605.com/beloved-libr...
As will the third murder and the fourth murder and the murder after that unless something is done.
January 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
As will the third murder and the fourth murder and the murder after that unless something is done.
Watching the video of Alex Pretti being shot was like watching a video of Noem shooting Cricket. Same lack of respect, same chance of survival, same lies afterward.
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Watching the video of Alex Pretti being shot was like watching a video of Noem shooting Cricket. Same lack of respect, same chance of survival, same lies afterward.
Refused to say? Stunner.
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Refused to say? Stunner.
South Dakota: We're on it
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
South Dakota: We're on it
My kingdom for good editors. Lowly and softly mean entirely different things.
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
My kingdom for good editors. Lowly and softly mean entirely different things.
Congratulations, North Dakota. You're as stupid as South Dakota is.
Sen. Kevin Cramer: "Maybe the point should be if you're the attorney for Jay Powell and you want to avoid an indictment, how about you go to Jeanine Pirro and say, 'I'll make a deal. I'll step down today if you drop the investigation today.' To me, that would be a win win for everybody."
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Congratulations, North Dakota. You're as stupid as South Dakota is.
When you'd be happy with the answer either way, but you're secretly hoping it was Kristi Noem.
January 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
When you'd be happy with the answer either way, but you're secretly hoping it was Kristi Noem.
I really need people to learn the difference between heroin and heroine.
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I really need people to learn the difference between heroin and heroine.
Apparently it's too much to ask that someone truly awful dies.
December 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Apparently it's too much to ask that someone truly awful dies.
For years, England Dan & John Ford Coley & I have sung "there's a warm wind blowing the stars around & I really want to see you tonight." Now I learn it's "a warm wind blowing, the stars are out & I really want to see you tonight." What else have I gotten wrong in my life? (My way is prettier.)
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
For years, England Dan & John Ford Coley & I have sung "there's a warm wind blowing the stars around & I really want to see you tonight." Now I learn it's "a warm wind blowing, the stars are out & I really want to see you tonight." What else have I gotten wrong in my life? (My way is prettier.)
If you're bringing me a hostess gift this Christmas, I would prefer the hound over the Afghanistan native. But perhaps a lower-case afghan/blanket would be best.
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If you're bringing me a hostess gift this Christmas, I would prefer the hound over the Afghanistan native. But perhaps a lower-case afghan/blanket would be best.
No one's going to want custody of those kids.
Dayum‼️
Safe to say Marjorie Taylor Greene’s divorce from Donald Trump is final.
“After President Trump called me a traitor, I got a pipe bomb threat on my house.”
“I stood for women who were raped when they were 14 years old. And the president that I fought for… called me a traitor for that.”
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Safe to say Marjorie Taylor Greene’s divorce from Donald Trump is final.
“After President Trump called me a traitor, I got a pipe bomb threat on my house.”
“I stood for women who were raped when they were 14 years old. And the president that I fought for… called me a traitor for that.”
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December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No one's going to want custody of those kids.
If they were really going to oust Noem, I can't believe this merry band objects to an affair. Wouldn't be it more likely it's because she's not grifting enough to meet her monthly quota? archive.ph/PYmJb
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December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If they were really going to oust Noem, I can't believe this merry band objects to an affair. Wouldn't be it more likely it's because she's not grifting enough to meet her monthly quota? archive.ph/PYmJb
I am a big fan of moving Thanksgiving to August.
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I am a big fan of moving Thanksgiving to August.
Report from a family gathering: 3yo is pitching a fit. 6yo sister got her blood drawn and received some treats from the lab. 3yo is screaming "I want my blood drawn!" #HappyThanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Report from a family gathering: 3yo is pitching a fit. 6yo sister got her blood drawn and received some treats from the lab. 3yo is screaming "I want my blood drawn!" #HappyThanksgiving
In the "Copy Editors Are Missed" category, a double entry.
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In the "Copy Editors Are Missed" category, a double entry.
And the @washingtonpost.com continues to beg me to cancel my subscription.
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
And the @washingtonpost.com continues to beg me to cancel my subscription.
ICE Barbie rides again. apnews.com/article/iowa...
ICE arrests leader of Iowa's largest school district, says he was living and working in US illegally
Federal immigration agents have arrested the leader of Iowa’s largest school district in a targeted enforcement action that shocked students and educators. U.S.
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September 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ICE Barbie rides again. apnews.com/article/iowa...
This is why I continue to read Mary Worth: for her modesty.
September 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is why I continue to read Mary Worth: for her modesty.