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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 7h

Once I was responsible for a recruitment round, and I failed to inform an unsuccessful candidate in a timely way. They followed up, and (rightly) gave me both barrels for being disrespectful. I never made that error again, and in turn I’ve blasted potential employers who didn’t get back to me.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 7h

There is only one spooky Tim!

a man with horns and a beard says " there are some who call me tim "

ALT: a man with horns and a beard says " there are some who call me tim "

media.tenor.com

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 13h

Or attempting to stay dry before lunchtime so in withdrawals.

Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 13h

What an arsehat. A talentless, charmless ball of ugliness.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 2d

Crossing the floor on a procedural motion (setting the sitting calendar) too!

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 6d

darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him

ALT: darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve had a busy week with more than the usual number of corkheads to deal with, but this is champagne idiocy.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 11d

They seem powerless, however, against the Hi-Viz Invisibility Cloak used in the crime.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 11d

Great line, great villain.

a man in a suit is holding a wallet with two id cards in it and says " diplomatic immunity "

ALT: a man in a suit is holding a wallet with two id cards in it and says " diplomatic immunity "

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 12d

I remember programming our *betamax* vcr to record Blake’s 7 as it was on way past my bedtime.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 13d

I’d like for Sam Konstas to be selected and smack the Poms around for one (1) Test then be dropped. The ultimate Bazball riposte.

Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 13d

‘Schooner of Riesling, thanks’

Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 13d

Yes, a cat that is presented with a bowl of food of the same kind that they positively wolfed down yesterday.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 13d

They were warned even before he took up his original Senate seat (they re-wrote Party rules on crossing the floor in anticipation!)

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 14d

a man is holding a flute and says i do not avoid women but i do deny them my essence

ALT: a man is holding a flute and says i do not avoid women but i do deny them my essence

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 14d

Watch Katy Gallagher sail through the middle for ultimate victory.
Definitely #on just not for Jim and Tony.

Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 15d

The NAIRU! At long last!

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 15d

Are you familiar with international law, especially the right of occupied people to armed resistance against the occupiers? This is a good summary: law4palestine.org/do-palestini...

Do Palestinians have the right to resist, and what are the limits?

Do Palestinians have the right to resist, and what are the limits under international law? Short article by Ihsan Adel

law4palestine.org

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 15d

You’re pulpy and full of seeds?

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 15d

Speaking of Coral Snakes, Dave, did you see the story about Coral the sea snake?

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

'Highly venomous' sea snake forces wildlife centre evacuation

Visitors to a northern New South Wales wildlife sanctuary were forced to evacuate after a woman brought in a rescued sea snake, one of the world's deadliest reptiles.

www.abc.net.au

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 16d

Every element of the story is glorious - a beautiful (but deadly) animal is rescued by a kind-hearted (but clueless) human who places it in a pink basket. Then causes an evacuation at the wildlife centre. Brilliant - it’s like a subplot of Fisk.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 16d

Many Palestinian families were told that they weren’t allowed to celebrate, do media or social media as a condition of their loved one’s release.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 16d

*valiantly fought against his rescuers but was eventually pulled out.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 17d

Yes, my thought too - anxiety at a guess - no more disordered thoughts.

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Jimbocool @jimbocool.bsky.social · 17d

I think it depends on the prophesied one, if they are a cardboard character like Paul Atreides or Harry Potter then yes I agree. But if it’s a real character, whose traits are worthy of prophecy, say Lyra Bellacqua, then it’s ok in my book.

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