Jimmy Hell π€
@jimmyhell.bsky.social
#LFC supporting, super-depressed antihero | Famed internet celebrity circa 2012 | Subject of over 10,000 varying works of fiction | Ex Doc | Born #scouse | "A delightful mix of football passion and existential dread" - Bluesky Roast
Haha, thanks mate. Yeah, it's not been good, and that's putting it fucking lightly. The season, I mean.
As for tonight, well, it's not been good, and that's putting it fucking lightly.
As for tonight, well, it's not been good, and that's putting it fucking lightly.
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Haha, thanks mate. Yeah, it's not been good, and that's putting it fucking lightly. The season, I mean.
As for tonight, well, it's not been good, and that's putting it fucking lightly.
As for tonight, well, it's not been good, and that's putting it fucking lightly.
Arsenal must be pissing themselves. They're coasting to another win at the top of the league while Chelse are 2-0 down and we're shit every fucking week.
Gonna win the league at a canter.
Gonna win the league at a canter.
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Arsenal must be pissing themselves. They're coasting to another win at the top of the league while Chelse are 2-0 down and we're shit every fucking week.
Gonna win the league at a canter.
Gonna win the league at a canter.
Does the new Pope shit on kids in the woods?
May 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Does the new Pope shit on kids in the woods?
I commented on a racist American woman abusing Koreans and then resisting arrest, by saying "Be quicker to shoot her" and got a perm suspension for it.
May 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I commented on a racist American woman abusing Koreans and then resisting arrest, by saying "Be quicker to shoot her" and got a perm suspension for it.
I would do if this place had slightly more life than a fucking morgue, mate.
May 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would do if this place had slightly more life than a fucking morgue, mate.
On the hell app I am now @BigRedSulk because hell app.
May 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
On the hell app I am now @BigRedSulk because hell app.
I definitely won't be getting into a Red Sulk about it.
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I definitely won't be getting into a Red Sulk about it.
I definitely won't be making a new account over there now, and even if I did, I wouldn't be having a stupid picture or saying ImBatmanLad. Just saying.
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I definitely won't be making a new account over there now, and even if I did, I wouldn't be having a stupid picture or saying ImBatmanLad. Just saying.
Yeah, I sometimes go down a rabbit hole too.
May 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Yeah, I sometimes go down a rabbit hole too.
Always the way. Even as I tweeted it I knew it would likely get me in trouble. I mean, it was about a piece of shit American woman being racist to Koreans and resisting arrest, so... naturally I'm in the wrong.
May 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Always the way. Even as I tweeted it I knew it would likely get me in trouble. I mean, it was about a piece of shit American woman being racist to Koreans and resisting arrest, so... naturally I'm in the wrong.
Most they can get is 85. They need us to drop 12 points while being perfect from their end.
Bottom line: they're done.
Bottom line: they're done.
March 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Most they can get is 85. They need us to drop 12 points while being perfect from their end.
Bottom line: they're done.
Bottom line: they're done.
Just like with Brexit, if you've voted for Trump and only now suddenly realise that he's a proper cunt who lies as often as his hair looks like a mammoth's fanny, then I've zero sympathy for you. Suck it up like you've forced us all to do, you uninformed colossal fucking pricks.
March 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Just like with Brexit, if you've voted for Trump and only now suddenly realise that he's a proper cunt who lies as often as his hair looks like a mammoth's fanny, then I've zero sympathy for you. Suck it up like you've forced us all to do, you uninformed colossal fucking pricks.
Happy International Women's Day!
Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time.
Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!
Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time.
Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!
March 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy International Women's Day!
Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time.
Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!
Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time.
Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!
Hahaha, cheers. I think I definitely did.
March 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Hahaha, cheers. I think I definitely did.
Stunningly stupid.
February 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Stunningly stupid.
Oh, just over TWO seasons, yeah? I see. Can we arbitrarily select these two seasons as well, or do we just go by the last two? Or whichever two seasons YOU choose?
Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?
Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?
February 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Oh, just over TWO seasons, yeah? I see. Can we arbitrarily select these two seasons as well, or do we just go by the last two? Or whichever two seasons YOU choose?
Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?
Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?
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Gomez - out for the season
Alisson - missed 6 weeks
Konate - missed nearly 2 months
Trent - missed a month
Jota - missed 3 months
Elliott - missed 4 months
Gakpo - missed last 2 games
Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries.
The fully fit & available all the time Reds!
Alisson - missed 6 weeks
Konate - missed nearly 2 months
Trent - missed a month
Jota - missed 3 months
Elliott - missed 4 months
Gakpo - missed last 2 games
Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries.
The fully fit & available all the time Reds!
February 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Gomez - out for the season
Alisson - missed 6 weeks
Konate - missed nearly 2 months
Trent - missed a month
Jota - missed 3 months
Elliott - missed 4 months
Gakpo - missed last 2 games
Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries.
The fully fit & available all the time Reds!
Alisson - missed 6 weeks
Konate - missed nearly 2 months
Trent - missed a month
Jota - missed 3 months
Elliott - missed 4 months
Gakpo - missed last 2 games
Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries.
The fully fit & available all the time Reds!
My OCD is bugging out.
February 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My OCD is bugging out.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue...
Violets are blue...
February 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue...
Violets are blue...
What a goal, Mitoma. What a touch to bring that down.
February 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What a goal, Mitoma. What a touch to bring that down.
Really hard to tell if he's mentally unwell or just a colossal twat.
February 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Really hard to tell if he's mentally unwell or just a colossal twat.