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How many reps for taejoon? As many as it takes for their little gym bunny to be satisfied. #kinkaminkart

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neospring

“nasty kitchen sex” sounds wrong. jk’s kitchen is impeccable. i mean, nasty sex in the kitchen.

“i keep thinking a lot about that au” i say this as if it existed. i mean. it Does. in my mind. and it’s glorious. they have nasty kitchen sex.

i keep thinking about that au where sj is a judge at a cooking show and jk is a contestant and the two flirt a lot whenever sj walks over to jk’s station or when jk is presenting his dishes

OR LIKE THIS

this jinkook like this PLEASEEEEEE

mpreg talk but do you think jk would cry if his contractions were too strong or would he tough it up? 😔

🧛

#yoongi #happysugaday

the bird app keeps crashing every few minutes it’s really becoming hell being there

sj protecc and attacc O: 🐰🐹💕

commission for my dear @/bangtanangst on the former bird app✨

jimincore

thinking about jk asking sj if he still loved him if he was a worm and sj replying “would you even be able to love me as a worm? what if you fall in love with another worm?” and jk’s eyes start swelling up in tears because “no hyung 😭😭😭 i would never love a worm if i was a worm 😭😭😭😭”

this is straight up about namjoon

baby keeps doing it and jk is like “huh?” and so he decides to take a test and— yup. positive. so he’s now convinced that their baby is a prophet or something.

// a/b/o, mpreg

gonna be thinking about jk and sj’s first baby realizing jk is pregnant again before they can even notice. just little thing waddling to jk one morning and rubbing his face all over jk’s tummy and neither sj or jk pay much attention to it and only find it adorable. but then the

pleasure’s too much for bun :((

thinking about jk begging sj to “please, stop. oh, hyung, please.” and sj //panics// because he thinks he’s hurt jk but jk then adds “i think- i think i’ll go insane if you keep going. it’s too good.”

i was about to post something amazing i forgot what it was

ot7 super chamchi performance would heal me actually

it sounds just like //him//.

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// this really is just an excuse to write android x human sex and maybe add a bit of age gap in it for the hell of it.

“nice to meet you, jungkook. you’re very beautiful.”

seokjin sees the way the android’s eyes grow wide, and a pink flush adorns his cheeks, showing embarrassment.

“thank you.”

seokjin programmed him well.

“you’re very handsome, sir.”

“well, i’m not too bad for my age.”

the android laughs.