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JL Foster
@jlfoster.bsky.social
Artist 🖼️
Writer 📝
Rage filled bog witch 🔮

https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/jlf420
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Don’t be following me cause I’m hot.

I’m here to talk shit and post art
Not necessarily in that order.
People who like/want war are weird and dangerous ick machines
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Felons be feloning
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
New year, new insane bullshit coming from our stupid add government.

Fuck this place so hard.
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Visited the lake house after the storm. I can’t wait to call this place my own 💚
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Learned how to play a new (to me) game and I get the hype. This is so cute 💚
December 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You guys! This morning I got to watch a Cooper’s hawk devour a squirrel for his breakfast. It was the best thing I’ve seen since my daughter was born. I’m going to talk about this for years.
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Get you a man who buys you a second house when you run out of room for books in your first one. #booksky #relationshipgoals
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A quick read on one of the coolest of the Great Lakes. #amreading #nonfiction #booksky
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
How I’m «walking» out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Now I get to learn everything there is to know about nature based erosion management.
Seriously, someone pinch me.
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The dream is coming true you guys.

🌊🏡
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December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
UPDATE!

We bought the lake house 😱😱😱
Lost this one too.

The search continues.
I hope so deeply that this time next year I’ll be typing up my novel in front of the huge windows overlooking the lake in my dream house. It’s so close I can almost touch it.
Everyone send positive lake house vibes please. I’ve been working my ass off for this.
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I stole all the pudding left overs.
I don’t feel bad about it.

#xmas2025
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December 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My dad still gets me art supplies and books for Xmas every year.

That man is such a treasure ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
No in-laws this holiday season. Finally a peaceful year. 🎄 happy Xmas 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Lost this one too.

The search continues.
I hope so deeply that this time next year I’ll be typing up my novel in front of the huge windows overlooking the lake in my dream house. It’s so close I can almost touch it.
Everyone send positive lake house vibes please. I’ve been working my ass off for this.
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hey you.

Fuck your AI slop. It’s not art.

Kthxby
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lots of fuckin cookies 🎄🎄🎄
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
After the holidays, I’m going to start daily drawing again.
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s gingerbread cutout day.

May the odds be ever in my favour.
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Can we just put them all in prison already

I’m fuckin tired.
December 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Going out to dance naked under the sliver of this solstice moon. 🌙
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I hope so deeply that this time next year I’ll be typing up my novel in front of the huge windows overlooking the lake in my dream house. It’s so close I can almost touch it.
Everyone send positive lake house vibes please. I’ve been working my ass off for this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Deadlines don’t mean anything.
Nothing is real.
Laws don’t apply.

Everyone can just do whatever they want and consequences aren’t a thing.

Happy Xmas
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Today’s sponsor is cannabis.

I’m just gonna crochet all day and pretend I’m weaving a better world.

Thanks cannabis.
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM