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Dog lover. Retired VP of Corporate Communications and Public Relations. Recovering Catholic and now devoted Atheist (better late than never). Publisher of #jagoffalert.
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As usual, Moses Mike has his favorite bobblehead, Lisa McClain, on hand to provide her keen insights.

Blink twice Lisa to show everyone you actually know where you are.
Johnson: What happened last night was blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. No one should read too much into last night's election results. Off year elections are not indicative of what's to come. That’s what history teaches us.
Don’t get our hopes up, Mr. Squeaker.
Not to worry, Marge - Felon 47 has “concepts of a plan.”
But he’s a “Good Christian”
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Quite a record - Shutting down the govt.; passing the big ugly bill; masked ICE thugs terrorizing people; not releasing the Epstein files; not swearing in an elected Democrat member of Congress; blowing up boats without evidence of wrongdoing; and literally taking a wrecking ball to the W. House.
Johnson: When we go into the midterms, we’re very bullish on the outcome. We have an extraordinary record to run on. The first nine months of this Congress and this administration, arguably the most productive of all time.
TACO talkin’ tough again.
Quite a record - Shutting down the govt.; passing the big ugly bill; masked ICE thugs terrorizing people; not releasing the Epstein files; not swearing in an elected Democrat member of Congress; blowing up boats without evidence of wrongdoing; and literally taking a wrecking ball to the W. House.
Johnson: When we go into the midterms, we’re very bullish on the outcome. We have an extraordinary record to run on. The first nine months of this Congress and this administration, arguably the most productive of all time.
Felon 47 spinning some of his greatest hits . . .

Dems will "terminate" the Second Amendment
"Transgender for everyone"
someone is stressed the fuck out
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How can the guy who is morbidly obese, with hair that looks like week-old cotton candy, and whose face has more bronzer than a Sephora warehouse, claim to be better looking than anyone?

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Donald Trump Insisted That He's "Better-Looking" Than Zohran Mamdani, And Mamdani Had An On-Brand Response
If you say so, President....
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Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Moses Mike Johnson

The "Good Christian" Speaker of the House has gone full Sgt. Schultz ("I know nothing"!) and doesn't realize these soundbites last forever. And they're certainly great material for Dems to use in TV ads during next year's midterms.

#jagoffalert
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Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Lauren Boebert

Having previously been busted for exchanging R-rated groping techniques with her date in a public theater, Grandma Bobo embarrassed herself once more by showcasing her racist beliefs during a recent Halloween party.

#jagoffalert

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MAGA Congresswoman Slammed for ‘Hateful’ Halloween Costume
Controversial congresswoman Lauren Boebert has been slammed for a “disgusting” ICE-themed Halloween costume. In photos that circulated on social media, the Republican is wearing a sombrero, while her ...
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There’s stupid, and then there’s MAGA stupid.
Kentucky Secretary of State Michael Adams had to post on Twitter reminding people that Kentuckians are not eligible to vote in the NYC mayor’s election. 🥴
Note to Katie Miller . . .

It doesn't help that your husband really looks like a creep and a fascist.
Lying yet again while wearing her Jesus cross.
LEAVITT: It's absolutely true that there's fraud in California's elections

Q: What's the evidence of that?

LEAVITT: It's just a fact
There’s stupid, and then there’s MAGA stupid.
Kentucky Secretary of State Michael Adams had to post on Twitter reminding people that Kentuckians are not eligible to vote in the NYC mayor’s election. 🥴
Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Lauren Boebert

Having previously been busted for exchanging R-rated groping techniques with her date in a public theater, Grandma Bobo embarrassed herself once more by showcasing her racist beliefs during a recent Halloween party.

#jagoffalert

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
MAGA Congresswoman Slammed for ‘Hateful’ Halloween Costume
Controversial congresswoman Lauren Boebert has been slammed for a “disgusting” ICE-themed Halloween costume. In photos that circulated on social media, the Republican is wearing a sombrero, while her ...
www.yahoo.com
How can the guy who is morbidly obese, with hair that looks like week-old cotton candy, and whose face has more bronzer than a Sephora warehouse, claim to be better looking than anyone?

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Donald Trump Insisted That He's "Better-Looking" Than Zohran Mamdani, And Mamdani Had An On-Brand Response
If you say so, President....
www.yahoo.com
This is why the Steelers traded Pickens. He's got a long rap sheet of stupid, selfish antics that hurt his team. And now he's in a contract year. Are you really going to pay this guy the big money he'll demand, Jerry?

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Cowboys WR George Pickens Awaiting Decision From NFL
Pickens could be punished after Week 9...
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Andrew Cuomo just got the ETTD memo . . .

Everything Trump Touches Dies. #ETTD
The kiss of death…for Andrew Cuomo.
From the most un-Christian-like person ever
Eventually you run out of wars to end and you have to start new wars so you have more wars to end.
But he's one of those "Good Christians."
Mike Johnson lies shamelessly: "The president is desperate for SNAP benefits to flow to the American citizens who desperately rely on it ... the SNAP situation has legal impediments."
First, CBS axed Colbert. Then Shari Redstone, the head of Paramount/CBS told 60 Minutes to ease off Trump so she could get the feds to approve their mega-merger with Skydance.

And now this - Nora O. mails it in and Walter Cronkite just rolled over in his grave.
"Factchecking Trump on '60 Minutes'"

In today's 'First Draft' morning newsletter from Zeteo, I counted and debunked at least *17 obvious, brazen lies* that the president told CBS's Norah O'Donnell, and that she just let slide:
🧾 Factchecking Trump on '60 Minutes'
Mehdi debunks the president's lies, unpacks the failure of our mainstream media, and has the latest from Gaza, as well as Trump's 'Great Gatsby'-esque Halloween party.
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