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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 8h

@pooyaism.bsky.social The lie detector portion was one of the funniest goddamned things I’ve ever seen. «une bonne baladodiffusion».

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 14h

I bet this ‘peace plan’ folds and next thing you know in 32 days he’ll be attacking the inflatable pool industry for making kiddie pools that ‘make kids gay’ or some such whogivesafuck.

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 15h

GUESS WHO DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?

Mathieu M.J.E. Rebeaud @chercheurjuteux.com · 15h

Trump va pas être content. Une femme du Venezuela a obtenu son prix tant convoité 😬

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 to
Maria Corina Machado
“for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy”

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 1d

What part of fascism makes you think you're not next?

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 1d

No disrespect to the guy who won the Nobel Prize in Literature, but I was unaware that the painting from Ghostbusters II was actually real.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d

“.. Beginning at 4:15 p.m. Monday, Hollywood Burbank Airport will have no air traffic controllers in their tower, ABC News has learned.”

#Shutdown
abc7.com/post/hollywo...

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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 4d

I just watched a video of an ICE agent trying to find a costumed frog's rear air hole to stick pepper spray in it, and, like, why are we paying people to do this

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 3d

I don't follow what you mean but I do like the spirit of how you say it.

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 3d

Somebody in semiotics help me make a big fucking deal outta this.

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 3d

Like, even on older stuff, you know you have to hit the floppy disk symbol to save? Even though we don't use discs anymore? Like, how in the actual fuck do you not get the reference connected to a guillotine? What the actual fuck?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 3d

I know fuck all about semiotics, but is Press Secretary whatshername aware that a guillotine is a *symbol* and not for intentional use (even if it works)? Like, how the fuck do people not get the goddamned reference with a guillotine?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 3d

Like, even on older stuff, you know you have to hit the floppy disk symbol to save? Even though we don't use discs anymore? Like, how in the actual fuck do you not get the reference connected to a guillotine? What the actual fuck?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 3d

I know fuck all about semiotics, but is Press Secretary whatshername aware that a guillotine is a *symbol* and not for intentional use (even if it works)? Like, how the fuck do people not get the goddamned reference with a guillotine?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 3d

I know fuck all about semiotics, but is Press Secretary whatshername aware that a guillotine is a *symbol* and not for intentional use (even if it works)? Like, how the fuck do people not get the goddamned reference with a guillotine?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 6d

I mean, she used to have a *whole* show, weekdays, an hour, and now she's relegated to *this*.

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 6d

Wholly inappropriate I refer to this one TV presenter as "weekend наши chick"?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 6d

Wholly inappropriate I refer to this one TV presenter as "weekend наши chick"?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 7d

Here's an idea: What if Jelico was permanently assigned to the D, Riker and him butt heads for 2 years, then they become best friends?

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 8d

(Voice of Dr. Nick Riviera): Hi, everybody!
Everyone else, enthusiastic: Hi, France!!!

Misty K Snow @mistyksnow.bsky.social · 8d

Good news everyone!

#TeslaTakedown

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 8d

BREAKING: Striking workers are currently storming Tesla showrooms in Paris, demanding higher taxes on the ultra-wealthy.

(🎥 Luc Auffret)

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 8d

[image of me just low-key passing out]

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 8d

RDI in Canada is doing a piece on Taylor Swift's accent in her works, so I guess everything is okay for their neighbors.

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 11d

Youtube is telling me "fewer ad breaks for this long video" for *every* video. I'm sorry, *does* some 3m29s video need ad breaks? It's a summary video, not "1Q84".

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 14d

Think of it this way, though- this year a POC will win #BB27 #BigBrother #IDidntSignUpForTheFuckingChallenge

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 15d

I get the feeling we’re gonna start treating the worth of a dollar the same way that rubles are treated. Like, 10 000$ is gonna be what a dollar used to be. “Win 10k for a roll of toilet paper when you use the code BET25!”

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 17d

OMG imagine a country where the citizens can entirely agree on basic-ass laws such as, say, straight-up bribery, and agree it should be enforced regardless of who it is.

Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 19d

Yeah, but at what cost? (of being boring atm). #BB27 #BigBrother #IDidntSignUpForTheFuckingChallenge

Feedbot @feed-bot.bsky.social · 19d

🚨 Feeds are back. (Duration: 16 mins) 🚨
#BB27

automated screenshot of Big Brother live feeds, appears feeds have returned
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 19d

I like how Vince not only fucked up his game by being the player that he is, I’m pretty sure he fucked up his “outdoor” game, too. #BB27 #BigBrother #IDidntSignUpForTheFuckingChallenge

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 21d

So did Vince win a “Penny Mordaunt Competition”? #BB27 #BigBrother #IDidntSignUpForTheFuckingChallenge

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 21d

Fuck Snidely Whiplash. #BB27 #BigBrother #IDidntSignUpForTheFuckingChallenge

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