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Joe 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪☘️
@jmcl1980.bsky.social
Gay 45 year old world renowned breast model. My hubby is @tsmcl.bsky.social I’m from Ireland originally but living in Scotland now. Hoping to make some new pals on here. Say hi x

There will be NSFW stuff. So have your filters on dears.
Pinned
I haven't forgotten about messy #FCF either.

Still feeling a bit 'meh' but off to the barbers this morning for a bit of pampering x
You just died.

The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm not gonna make fun of this lady's looks because punching down is never cute.

HOWEVER... If you're gonna get plastic surgery pleaaaaaaase do your research and don't let someone who got their PhD from the game 'Operation' near your mug.

Therapy for dysmorphia is a lot cheaper. Trust me x
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
when the dick at the gloryhole smells bad but you’re gonna suck it anyway
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@bikeymikey.bsky.social it is now the 7th of December and you STILL haven't posted a Santa hat selfie yet.

Explain yourself.
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I know, I know, the ticket to hell has been pre-booked for awhile now.
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You know when a company tells you that all the information is on the website?

That isn't a lie, you're just too fucking stupid to engage your brain for 5 seconds and check the website. You'd rather clog my chats up with ridiculous questions.

Fucking smooth brainers 🙄🙄🙄
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
GIMME CHEESE DADDY

(She did not get the cheese, it makes her very farty)
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Baaaaaaabs 😂😂😂 @peteonlyflans.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I will forever be pissed that this was never a single. It's brilliant 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The cackle I cacked at this 😂😂😂
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Where's the lie????
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Fuck Sunday shifts.

Morning campers x
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
They're plotting something 🥹
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm gonna need everyone to stop pretending that A24 is some art house darling cause this one SUCKED SHITTY CRUSTY ARSE FLAPS.

Awful movie. Don't bother 0/10
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Tree is done courtesy of @tsmcl.bsky.social photography by moi.
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I've been watching TikTok and there's a wee Chinese lady on there showing what her day is like and where she lives etc and it looks really nice there.

Was always lead to believe China was a clatty place but from what I've seen it looks like somewhere I would visit.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yes Sir, I can boogie but I don't fucking want to.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Accurate
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Wee man keeping me company in the office today 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I'm gonna need all the retired folks to find something else to do at the weekend instead of clogging up my chat with retarded questions.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Great!!!!! My HiFi is fucking fucked.

Oh fuck this fucking year right in the ear.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Let's get this weekend shift crap out of the way 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Now this one you'll either love or hate. Personally I loved it and it's nice and short too at barely 1hr 15mins.

Fantastic sound design and great tension building. Indy the dog is marvellous. Nearly shat myself a few times with the jump scares but overall it was a very unique horror.

9/10
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Christmas food shop done (well on the app anyways)

Couldn't decide between regular Baileys or Banoffi so I just bought both 🤷‍♂️
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A wee video of Lily being cute and trying to pretend she's not interested in the tree at all 🤣🤣🤣
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM