jmk
@jmk29.bsky.social
Another NYC millennial gay stoner
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I'm being held hostage by stupid and incompetent people (working after 2pm on Friday)
January 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I'm being held hostage by stupid and incompetent people (working after 2pm on Friday)
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
America: Home is where the oil is
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
America: Home is where the oil is
Happy New Year! For 2026 I want more GAY followers.
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Happy New Year! For 2026 I want more GAY followers.
Do you think billionaires text each other about their poops?
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Do you think billionaires text each other about their poops?
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December 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Blackmill releasing a new song on Christmas is the newest tradition I didnt know I needed
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Blackmill releasing a new song on Christmas is the newest tradition I didnt know I needed
If you're eating a blueberry bagel on your visit to NYC this holiday season, why?
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If you're eating a blueberry bagel on your visit to NYC this holiday season, why?
Every single person who voted for Trump because of his claim to end all wars is a poor judge of character. What a mess we are in because a bunch of people were tricked by a psyop on social media.
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Every single person who voted for Trump because of his claim to end all wars is a poor judge of character. What a mess we are in because a bunch of people were tricked by a psyop on social media.
Afraid my building missed the memo
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Afraid my building missed the memo
Wait this is the Katy Perry I've been waiting for..
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wait this is the Katy Perry I've been waiting for..
How do I keep ending up in the same place?
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How do I keep ending up in the same place?
Really impressed and baffled by this Election District map showing 2 votes for Mamdani in the entire ED. What goes on here New York?
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Really impressed and baffled by this Election District map showing 2 votes for Mamdani in the entire ED. What goes on here New York?
Does Gen Z care about Donnie Darko?
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Does Gen Z care about Donnie Darko?
Getting ready for Halloween this weekend
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Getting ready for Halloween this weekend
Goon, make your day that much better
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Goon, make your day that much better
Join my leaderboard in The New York Times Games app. We’ll be able to follow each other’s daily scores, ranks and solve times for multiple games.: www.nytimes.com/crosswords/a...
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October 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Join my leaderboard in The New York Times Games app. We’ll be able to follow each other’s daily scores, ranks and solve times for multiple games.: www.nytimes.com/crosswords/a...
Are there any drag Queens named Supernova? They should be on drag race.
October 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Are there any drag Queens named Supernova? They should be on drag race.
bbno$ or as my mom calls him, the "no money guy"
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
bbno$ or as my mom calls him, the "no money guy"
One Battle After Another is probably the movie of the year. Go see it as soon as you can on the biggest screen possible.
October 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
One Battle After Another is probably the movie of the year. Go see it as soon as you can on the biggest screen possible.