Jordan the naive monkey
@jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social
Book reading, comic collector, sci-fi, films, theatre, gay geek, 👫. Workout now and again. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
😸 dad and DEI professional.
📍NE London
😸 dad and DEI professional.
📍NE London
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Playboy of the Western World at the National.
Honestly? Don’t.
Honestly? Don’t.
January 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Playboy of the Western World at the National.
Honestly? Don’t.
Honestly? Don’t.
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January 2, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Just scrapped in on my target of 48 books read this year by reading two graphic novels today - I've read some large novels this year and they've kept me busy!
Plans for 2026 - less big books and more graphic novels!
#booksky #readingchallenge #booktarget #readinggoals
Plans for 2026 - less big books and more graphic novels!
#booksky #readingchallenge #booktarget #readinggoals
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just scrapped in on my target of 48 books read this year by reading two graphic novels today - I've read some large novels this year and they've kept me busy!
Plans for 2026 - less big books and more graphic novels!
#booksky #readingchallenge #booktarget #readinggoals
Plans for 2026 - less big books and more graphic novels!
#booksky #readingchallenge #booktarget #readinggoals
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Where have I seen this face before…?
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Where have I seen this face before…?
Bicep "show"...
I'm still terrible at flexing and finding any evidence of a bicep.
Triceps are visible though.
I'm still terrible at flexing and finding any evidence of a bicep.
Triceps are visible though.
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bicep "show"...
I'm still terrible at flexing and finding any evidence of a bicep.
Triceps are visible though.
I'm still terrible at flexing and finding any evidence of a bicep.
Triceps are visible though.
Christmas Cat
Percy's first Christmas - he's had a lovely time.
#ChristmasCat #Christmas25 #PetCat #CatSky
Percy's first Christmas - he's had a lovely time.
#ChristmasCat #Christmas25 #PetCat #CatSky
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Christmas Cat
Percy's first Christmas - he's had a lovely time.
#ChristmasCat #Christmas25 #PetCat #CatSky
Percy's first Christmas - he's had a lovely time.
#ChristmasCat #Christmas25 #PetCat #CatSky
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Basically turned @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social into a Super Skrull for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Basically turned @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social into a Super Skrull for Christmas.
These are the books I received this Christmas...
#booksky #chriatmaspresents #bookhaul #TheTransition #Spectators #TheGreatWhen #LuckyDay #WhatIf #ShakespearInsults
#booksky #chriatmaspresents #bookhaul #TheTransition #Spectators #TheGreatWhen #LuckyDay #WhatIf #ShakespearInsults
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
These are the books I received this Christmas...
#booksky #chriatmaspresents #bookhaul #TheTransition #Spectators #TheGreatWhen #LuckyDay #WhatIf #ShakespearInsults
#booksky #chriatmaspresents #bookhaul #TheTransition #Spectators #TheGreatWhen #LuckyDay #WhatIf #ShakespearInsults
@shudder.com do you know if Queens of the Dead will be available through my Shudder subscription via Prime?
I'm in the UK and the film hasn't appeared yet (though it is available directly through your online version).
I'm in the UK and the film hasn't appeared yet (though it is available directly through your online version).
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
@shudder.com do you know if Queens of the Dead will be available through my Shudder subscription via Prime?
I'm in the UK and the film hasn't appeared yet (though it is available directly through your online version).
I'm in the UK and the film hasn't appeared yet (though it is available directly through your online version).
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if you get a good book for christmas, you should show it off
it’s hard out here for authors
folks hardly read; youths think books are full of boredom; tech barons are happy to tell them that’s true
meanwhile good books are still being written, and if you read them? what a rich life you lead
it’s hard out here for authors
folks hardly read; youths think books are full of boredom; tech barons are happy to tell them that’s true
meanwhile good books are still being written, and if you read them? what a rich life you lead
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
if you get a good book for christmas, you should show it off
it’s hard out here for authors
folks hardly read; youths think books are full of boredom; tech barons are happy to tell them that’s true
meanwhile good books are still being written, and if you read them? what a rich life you lead
it’s hard out here for authors
folks hardly read; youths think books are full of boredom; tech barons are happy to tell them that’s true
meanwhile good books are still being written, and if you read them? what a rich life you lead
Charlie Brown at Christmas is 60 years old this year.
I've never seen it before, so I'm watching it this morning. Charlie's view of Christmas seems to resonant!
I've never seen it before, so I'm watching it this morning. Charlie's view of Christmas seems to resonant!
a group of peanuts cartoon characters are dancing on a stage .
Alt: A group of peanuts cartoon characters are dancing on a stage .
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December 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Charlie Brown at Christmas is 60 years old this year.
I've never seen it before, so I'm watching it this morning. Charlie's view of Christmas seems to resonant!
I've never seen it before, so I'm watching it this morning. Charlie's view of Christmas seems to resonant!
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Can I have $3,000 please? blackdiamondbcn.com/product/jlu-...
JLU #17 (variant cover) x Bruno Redondo - The Black Diamond
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December 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Can I have $3,000 please? blackdiamondbcn.com/product/jlu-...
I could not switch off last night and hardly slept.
I had the bed to myself too as the husband spent the night downstairs watching over the new kitten, but the other cats were on edge, the sounds in the room were wrong and I tossed and turned. - Then woke by 7.30 this morning! 🥱
I had the bed to myself too as the husband spent the night downstairs watching over the new kitten, but the other cats were on edge, the sounds in the room were wrong and I tossed and turned. - Then woke by 7.30 this morning! 🥱
a cartoon cat with a sad look on his face is saying `` good morning '' .
Alt: Tom, a grey cartoon cat with a sad look on his face is saying ``good morning'' as he tapes open his eyes.
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December 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I could not switch off last night and hardly slept.
I had the bed to myself too as the husband spent the night downstairs watching over the new kitten, but the other cats were on edge, the sounds in the room were wrong and I tossed and turned. - Then woke by 7.30 this morning! 🥱
I had the bed to myself too as the husband spent the night downstairs watching over the new kitten, but the other cats were on edge, the sounds in the room were wrong and I tossed and turned. - Then woke by 7.30 this morning! 🥱
@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social look at these two
Happy Holidays or whatever you call it/ whatever you celebrate or not celebrate you all!!! I was hoping this appeared on time for this date and it is! So I could use my JLU #17 as Christmas card. Take care of those you love. @dc.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social look at these two
After watching Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) last week, we've put on the sequel.
But 25 mins in and it's just a retelling of the first film. 🥱🧑🏻🎄🦌🔪
But 25 mins in and it's just a retelling of the first film. 🥱🧑🏻🎄🦌🔪
a man wearing a santa hat and wig
Alt: a man wearing a santa hat and wig with the word "naughty" flashing across the bottom
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December 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
After watching Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) last week, we've put on the sequel.
But 25 mins in and it's just a retelling of the first film. 🥱🧑🏻🎄🦌🔪
But 25 mins in and it's just a retelling of the first film. 🥱🧑🏻🎄🦌🔪
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
December 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Hurt my back on Wednesday and then made it worse yesterday - looking it up, it could be intercostal neuralgia, so it hurts to move, cough and sometimes breath!
It's painful and uncomfortable and I feel very useless.
It's painful and uncomfortable and I feel very useless.
a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him .
Alt: a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hurt my back on Wednesday and then made it worse yesterday - looking it up, it could be intercostal neuralgia, so it hurts to move, cough and sometimes breath!
It's painful and uncomfortable and I feel very useless.
It's painful and uncomfortable and I feel very useless.
Soft launch of the next Doctor?
Happy birthday Doctor!
#DoctorWho #NewDoctor #NextDoctor
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
Happy birthday Doctor!
#DoctorWho #NewDoctor #NextDoctor
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
Oliver Cole on Instagram: "-27-
Another Year Passes
But it’s alright
I have a TARDIS x"
286 likes, 42 comments - theolivercole on November 23, 2025: "-27-
Another Year Passes
But it’s alright
I have a TARDIS x".
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November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Soft launch of the next Doctor?
Happy birthday Doctor!
#DoctorWho #NewDoctor #NextDoctor
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
Happy birthday Doctor!
#DoctorWho #NewDoctor #NextDoctor
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social look movie Batmen Little People
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social look movie Batmen Little People
A smidge taller than the average guy, but still shorter than 34.57% of everyone else! 🧍🏻♀️
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October 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
A smidge taller than the average guy, but still shorter than 34.57% of everyone else! 🧍🏻♀️
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
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Good night, Bluesky
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Good night, Bluesky
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Has anyone done research into race and #TheTraitors? I feel there is always such racial bias in people's reasoning. #CelebrityTraitors
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Has anyone done research into race and #TheTraitors? I feel there is always such racial bias in people's reasoning. #CelebrityTraitors
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Bette
is brilliant!
is brilliant!
October 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Bette
is brilliant!
is brilliant!