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Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 1d

So, he's saying the shutdown is Republicans' fault?
Wow, it's the specific time when the broken clock is right.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 1d

Virginia, New Jersey, New York, Prop 50

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 1d

The entire Tr*mp administration ethos during this shutdown is basically, "Stop making me hit you."

I think we all know why.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 1d

Good to know. Now if only an agent would take a chance on a good writer with a meaningful story and not focus on one sentences pitches and number of followers.

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Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 1d

The nicest thing I can say about Dick Cheney is that he is no longer the most vile person to ever serve in the executive branch of government.

Hell, he's no longer even our most vile vice president.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 2d

Personally, I'm all for Tr*mp throwing a Great Gatsby Halloween party.

Jay Gatsby was a fraud who lied about his success and used criminal ties to make people believe he was a powerful businessman.

Tr*mp would know this, if he could read.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 4d

What do you call an able-bodied man who sits around, refusing to work, while receiving healthcare and other benefits from the government?

Representative Mike Johnson.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 5d

At this point, millions of people will be wholly dependent on AI for even their most basic thoughts in 2 + 2 = 5 years.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 13d

Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear almost 30 years ago. Holyfield still has a chunk missing.

Tr*mp's "bullet to the ear" is a lie. Just like every one of his other claims.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 16d

Imagine how Tr*mp would act if one of his tenants decided to knock down the wall of a rented property.

That is how we should be acting toward the tenant of our property knocking down a wall of the White House.

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Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 18d

Since Tr*mp loves his superlatives:
Biggest protests against.
Lowest approval rating.
Most impeachments.
Most criminal convictions.
Worst president. Twice.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 19d

The Declaration of Independence uses 1320 words to say one thing:

NO KINGS

#NOKINGS

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Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 19d

Reminder: Tr*mp only ran for president in 2024 to avoid prison.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 22d

The Republicans might be young, but the ideas are old.

Specifically from 1930's Germany.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 23d

Frankly, I couldn't care less whether Tr*mp gets into Heaven or not. But I am eager for him to find out.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 25d

For years conservatives complained about how giving every kid a trophy was making them "soft" and that they have to be so careful of offending the "snowflakes."

Now they're all offended that Tr*mp wasn't given a trophy.

#NobelPeacePrize2025

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 27d

Tr*mp didn't negotiate a ceasefire.

His handlers negotiated a real estate development.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 27d

One Battle After Another review: "The extent to which these two ridiculous men carry out their longstanding feud, and the danger it brings with it, exemplifies America’s own amplification of idiocy. We are a terrifyingly silly nation..."
#OneBattleAfterAnother

Why ‘One Battle After Another’ will remain so damn relevant - Pop Mythology

Bob Ferguson, formerly known as Ghetto Pat and Rocketman, strains to remember the code sequences dri

www.popmythology.com

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Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 27d

New podcast appearance is posted, this time talking Godzilla movies, bureaucracy, failed leadership, and civilian action.

SHIN GODZILLA vs GODZILLA MINUS ONE: Collapse, Bureaucracy, and Failed Leadership | Strange Days, Here We Come: Pop Culture, Dystopia & Collapse

⚠️ Spoiler Note *Spoilers: Shin Godzilla (2016), Godzilla Minus One (2023) *No Spoilers: Godzilla (1954), Don't Look Up (2021), Black Panther (2018), Lost (2004-2010), All Quiet on the Western Front (...

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Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 27d

Demanding a Nobel Peace Prize for negotiating between Israel and Palestine while sending armed military to attack your own cities is like demanding a Father of the Year Award for getting your neighbors' kids to stop fighting then going home every day and beating your own children.

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Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 27d

Anti-fascist ideology is only terrorism to fascists.

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 28d

Tr*mp doesn't want peace in Gaza.

He wants a beachfront hotel in Gaza.

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Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · Oct 6

All these people laughing about Tr*mp claiming that he's in better shape than Obama need to stop.

How would you even describe Obama? Fit isn't a shape.

Now round, like Tr*mp, with his bulbous belly that makes it so he walks like a chicken and hasn't seen his feet in decades, that's a shape!

Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · Oct 5

Demanding a Nobel Peace Prize for negotiating between Israel and Palestine while sending armed military to attack your own cities is like demanding a Father of the Year Award for getting your neighbors' kids to stop fighting then going home every day and beating your own children.

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Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · Oct 4

Tr*mp's continued posting of AI videos further proves my theory that you only use artificial (meaning fake) intelligence when you have no real intelligence.