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Jeff Noise

@jnoise.bsky.social

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HOST, Noise Bazaar, 1990 - 1997 Creator, Stripwax Comix, 2000 - 2013 Singer/Songwriter, Fowlmouth, 2013 - 2023 Producer, PARALLEL WORLD, 2024 - I am also (d)VICES - https://dvices.bandcamp.com

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Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Nov 17

Scan it and see.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · 14d

Name this shitty band.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · 24d

I haven’t *really* watched a baseball game on television in ages, but Game 2 of the Cubs & Brewers postseason is a deeply beautiful distraction and it’s giving me feelings.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 29

He always does. 🙄

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 24

The bitchiest kid in the 5th grade gets elected class president and keeps on bitching.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 19

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Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 16

America should be sent to its room with every episode of Somebody Somewhere and then reflect on what’s important and what’s not.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 10

2025

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 9

Music video is SO MUCH MORE than the VMAs once a year.

That said, Sabrina Carpenter’s “Tears” is the juiciest disco jam. I enjoyed her VMA performance and I’d bet Diana Ross did too.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 8

If America was a *laughingstock* from 2020 through 2024, what the fuck are we right now exactly? Is *hatingstock* a thing?

Editorial: South Korea-U.S. must urgently prevent worker arrest recurrence

Editorial: South Korea-U.S. must urgently prevent worker arrest recurrence Institutional safeguards, including streamlined visas, needed to avoid recurrence of Georgia crackdown

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Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 5

America, 2025

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 4

THE SADDEST TROMBONE

Watch: 24m Medyılmaz Shipyard yacht Dolce Vento sinks immediately after launch

The 23.9-metre Medyılmaz motor yacht Dolce Vento has capsized immediately after launch. The incident occurred at approximately 2.30 pm yesterday (2 September) at the yard's facilities in Eregli, Turke...

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Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Sep 3

"This is a Democrat hoax that never ends," said the rapist president to his 77 million supporters who have no ability to recognize patterns.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 22

Will it hurt less if I smile as I’m poking you in the eye?

Reminder - The Newsom memes are funny, sure, but he’s thrown transfolk and homeless people under the bus. He’s no hero.

If you think I’m wagging my finger at you, I’m not. I’m poking you in the eye. With a smile. So you’ll be fine, yeah?

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Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 22

Devo was and is right about everything. That Netflix doc proves it.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 19

It’s true that there are way too many horrors happening all at once, but there are also good things happening within your reach every day. Dont let those things go unnoticed or go to waste.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 18

“When you jump on the bandwagon with a the most criminal rapist president ever, it makes sense that you're going to be made to look terrible."

There. Fixed it.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 17

Are bots using AI to make their own memes now? This one uses the same guy in both panels. 😂

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 15

I hope the mold is ok.

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Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 11

Rapist felon President vows to solve crime.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 11

Trump yammering about how rural tourists won’t come to DC because CRIME is just a macro version of Waukesha’s fear of black people in Riverwest.

Grow up you MAGA pussies.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 11

It’s wild how MAGA folk were are all “you can’t use the coercive power of the state to make me wear a surgical mask in a pandemic” in recent years but are now all “POLICE ME DADDY” with the Nat Guard, ICE, FBI and other cops roaming American cities. Just wild.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Aug 11

The parade of ex TV personalities who are now government officials praising the American rapist-in-chief Kim Jong Un style has me thinking maybe we shouldn’t have laughed so hard at the people who swore that the CERN collider would tear a hole in the fabric of reality because this shit is unreal.

Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Jul 30

Laura Palmer’s House

Jeffrey Epstein, Twin Peaks, and dreams of justice.

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Jeff Noise @jnoise.bsky.social · Jul 14

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YouTube is Finally Demonetizing Inauthentic AI Music and Videos

YouTube will block monetization for "inauthentic" AI-generated videos from July 15, 2025, promoting original content. This policy supports genuine artists by reducing low-quality uploads, encouraging ...

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