JPFrosty ☃️ ❄️ 🎄
@joannepistonfan.bsky.social
Corgis, Detroit sports, University of Michigan sports, watch too much tv.
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👋🏼 My online pals call me JPF.
🐶 Have a corgi named Cannoli.
🏀 Love Detroit and University of Michigan sports.
🌶️ Love to cook new recipes, and post through it.
📺 I watch too much tv, enjoy bad tv, and against my better judgment, cannot quit #GH.
🔥 Defender of black licorice.
🐶 Have a corgi named Cannoli.
🏀 Love Detroit and University of Michigan sports.
🌶️ Love to cook new recipes, and post through it.
📺 I watch too much tv, enjoy bad tv, and against my better judgment, cannot quit #GH.
🔥 Defender of black licorice.
So you’re telling me *my* out of shape sperm raced faster than all the others? A likely story. Nice try, simulation. That’s right. I’m a birther of my own birth.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So you’re telling me *my* out of shape sperm raced faster than all the others? A likely story. Nice try, simulation. That’s right. I’m a birther of my own birth.
Detroit Lions - Fight Song - Gridiron Heroes
YouTube video by highschoolguru
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December 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Victory formation. But Herbstreit is still analyzing how the Cowboys can win this one. Go Lions! 🦁
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Victory formation. But Herbstreit is still analyzing how the Cowboys can win this one. Go Lions! 🦁
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!!!!!!
Tes’laa has brought honor to his house. Qapla’!!! 🏈🏈
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Tes’laa has brought honor to his house. Qapla’!!! 🏈🏈
BARNES!!!!!! Get it, buddy!
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
BARNES!!!!!! Get it, buddy!
So I don’t want to give the matter any more oxygen, but let’s stop acting like the OU student with the F essay grade is arguing in good faith. The professor walked into a trap. Student doesn’t want a degree. She wants to be a conservative influencer on the Riley Gaines Crybaby Circuit. It pays.
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So I don’t want to give the matter any more oxygen, but let’s stop acting like the OU student with the F essay grade is arguing in good faith. The professor walked into a trap. Student doesn’t want a degree. She wants to be a conservative influencer on the Riley Gaines Crybaby Circuit. It pays.
KNUCKLES RUN 🏈🤘🏼
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
KNUCKLES RUN 🏈🤘🏼
Campbell’s soup!!!!!! 🏈
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Campbell’s soup!!!!!! 🏈
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
I want to say that the Pistons won, but I’ve been fooled by about 4 “just kidding” final buzzers.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I want to say that the Pistons won, but I’ve been fooled by about 4 “just kidding” final buzzers.
S2 of #TellMeLies… she finally did it, folks. Back to back bangs with different men and no shower in between. DISGUSTING. She literally pulled up her underwear (didn’t change em!) and went to the next guy. No shame in getting busy, but I beg of you to at least shower and change your underwear. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Folks, she got into the advanced writing seminar for her second semester of college. Prerequisites be damned I guess. Meanwhile, she’s in 2 situationships, and was going to sleep with them back to back, no shower in between, but only stopped because of interruption. 😵💫🫠🤢🤮 #TellMeLies
I’m sick, and lying in bed watching some Hulu show called #TellMeLies. Aside from the 30 year-olds playing 18 year-olds, the most unbelievable thing is a college freshman in a small, fictional writing seminar. Cmon son. Freshmen take basic course 101 in an auditorium of 200 students.
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
S2 of #TellMeLies… she finally did it, folks. Back to back bangs with different men and no shower in between. DISGUSTING. She literally pulled up her underwear (didn’t change em!) and went to the next guy. No shame in getting busy, but I beg of you to at least shower and change your underwear. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Mike after listening to me yell about all the characters I hate in #ChampagneProblems: Why do you even watch these movies?
Me: BECAUSE THEY BRING ME JOY!
Me: BECAUSE THEY BRING ME JOY!
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Mike after listening to me yell about all the characters I hate in #ChampagneProblems: Why do you even watch these movies?
Me: BECAUSE THEY BRING ME JOY!
Me: BECAUSE THEY BRING ME JOY!
I hate when I work in private equity but don’t understand what private equity does to the companies we acquire. (Minka Kelly in #ChampagneProblems)
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate when I work in private equity but don’t understand what private equity does to the companies we acquire. (Minka Kelly in #ChampagneProblems)
Oh boy. OH WOW. In #ChampagneProblems on Netflix, French love interest just gave Minka Kelly a box of macarons, and she pronounced them, “macaroons.” I’M SO MAD RN.
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Oh boy. OH WOW. In #ChampagneProblems on Netflix, French love interest just gave Minka Kelly a box of macarons, and she pronounced them, “macaroons.” I’M SO MAD RN.
Watching #ChampagneProblems on Netflix. Minka Kelly is in Paris, and wants to go to Eiffel Tower and her restaurant reservation. French love interest dismisses that because he can show her a better view, and take her for authentic Parisian food. Bruh, maybe she wants those experiences!
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Watching #ChampagneProblems on Netflix. Minka Kelly is in Paris, and wants to go to Eiffel Tower and her restaurant reservation. French love interest dismisses that because he can show her a better view, and take her for authentic Parisian food. Bruh, maybe she wants those experiences!
I’m not one typically to get worked up about anachronisms, but I don’t think anyone was saying, “Hoodie,” in the 1980s. #StrangerThings
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m not one typically to get worked up about anachronisms, but I don’t think anyone was saying, “Hoodie,” in the 1980s. #StrangerThings
I’ve long held that sports are pointless and watching them is dumb. Oh my username? That’s about car parts! Pistons, carburetors, you name it. Just let me Scrooge McDuck in a pile of gasket hoses.
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ve long held that sports are pointless and watching them is dumb. Oh my username? That’s about car parts! Pistons, carburetors, you name it. Just let me Scrooge McDuck in a pile of gasket hoses.
Hello, Sports. This is a recording. At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need. I’ll do my best to provide it. My feelings for you haven't changed, Sports, but after everything that's happened, I just need a little space.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hello, Sports. This is a recording. At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need. I’ll do my best to provide it. My feelings for you haven't changed, Sports, but after everything that's happened, I just need a little space.
Are we getting him a bouncy house? Shut the fuck up about his birthday.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Are we getting him a bouncy house? Shut the fuck up about his birthday.
Taskmaster
Name your tv show of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Taskmaster
Brb, going to walk into the sea, it’s fine, it’s fine!
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Brb, going to walk into the sea, it’s fine, it’s fine!