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Joe Dator
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Cartoonist for The New Yorker. Author of "Inked." Friend to animals. Enemy of robots.
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Hey, just want to mumble that this is wildly illegal and inappropriate and would prompt impeachment proceedings if we still had a functional Congress instead of one run by a blind, deaf and mute Renfeld wannabe.
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.

Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
Well, this is the problem. There are no Republicans with “better angels” left. Everyone who could make a difference is either cowed by Trump, or besotted with how rich he will make them. This is not good.
The Constitution was literally worded to protect against a Presidency like this.

If there are Republicans still listening to their better angels, NOW is when you need to join forces with Democrats and show that you really love your country and your patriotism is not all an act.
I'm sure it was a genuine Ben Cooper. It's not like those were Hermes purses or something.
This time of year I feel it is important to point out that armadillos are not indigenous to Transylvania.
I was telling a friend of mine, who has three grown children, about Collegeville and Ben Cooper costumes. She had never heard of them, and that is how I know she was a great mom.
Tonight! I am so excited because my good friend @wardsutton.bsky.social has created the opening segment of The Simpsons Halloween episode, in the style of his alter ego “Stan Kelly!” Watch it or be labeled a sicko! Tonight at 8 PM on Fox!
It is dawning on me that there is a whole generation of people for whom the most recognizable actor in GHOSTBUSTERS is "Carl Winslow."
I could happily live the rest of my life without ever seeing another “sexy Velma”
On the shelf right next to Flahavan's Oatmeal.
My ex-girlfriend told me I had the sex appeal of a movie star. I found out later she meant Armin Mueller-Stahl.
“I’m Still, With Some Difficulty, Standing” –Elton John, age 78
Dear MTA, instead of just telling us where the alligators are on the platform, how about doing something about the alligator problem?!?
One of my favorite fun facts: Veronica Cartwright co-starred with Doodles Weaver in THE BIRDS. Years later, she would co-star with his niece, Sigourney, in ALIEN.
Spooky season is back and so are my creepy pumpkins at TeePublic. Now you can get your favorite individual pumpkin on a shirt. Choose from “Chaz,” “Edward” or “Gahan.”

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3536...
Jane Goodall loved this Gary Larson cartoon. R.I.P.
These two roles were separated by less than 10 years, and as an American, I can relate.
"So, what is Tylenol, anyway?"

“Oh, it's a big pretty white pill with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels and it looks like a big airplane!”
Here’s mine in this week’s issue of The New Yorker
When I want to get out of doing something, I say "Why should I? It won't bring Carl Weathers back."
Why wasn’t SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME called THE AMASSING SPIDER-MEN?

Just pretend I made this joke four years ago, OK?
Finally someone has the courage to say it! Thank you!
In the 1930s, people complained that this was “too woke”
One thing is for sure, Democrats pushing for stricter gun laws is what led to this, according to someone in the GOP tomorrow, probably.