Joe Dill
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Satirical streams of conscious
Satirical streams of conscious
People in the Rocket Money commercials should not be permitted to have money. How in the eff are you paying for 15 subscriptions you don’t know about?
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
People in the Rocket Money commercials should not be permitted to have money. How in the eff are you paying for 15 subscriptions you don’t know about?
Surprised these were still being produced tbh www.cnn.com/2026/02/05/f...
Minute Maid’s frozen juices are being discontinued | CNN Business
Pour, er squeeze, one out for a childhood staple: Minute Maid’s frozen juices are being discontinued after an 80-year run.
www.cnn.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Surprised these were still being produced tbh www.cnn.com/2026/02/05/f...
Who decided where to put the picture section in a memoir? They always seem to be in the most illogical place
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Who decided where to put the picture section in a memoir? They always seem to be in the most illogical place
Do we like Nancy Grace?
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Do we like Nancy Grace?
Nothing can improve my mood by at minimum +99 points anytime anywhere like Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Nothing can improve my mood by at minimum +99 points anytime anywhere like Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler
Is it possible to accidentally hypnotize yourself? And, if so, how would you break the spell?
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Is it possible to accidentally hypnotize yourself? And, if so, how would you break the spell?
The Grammys are just three hours of me sitting on my couch saying, “who?”
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The Grammys are just three hours of me sitting on my couch saying, “who?”
If lady bunny is missing her tights Sabrina carpenter has them
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
If lady bunny is missing her tights Sabrina carpenter has them
Didn’t the apt song come out in 2024?
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Didn’t the apt song come out in 2024?
I am more impressed by people who can take ingredients and make them taste like absolutely nothing than I am professionals chefs who dazzle the palette
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I am more impressed by people who can take ingredients and make them taste like absolutely nothing than I am professionals chefs who dazzle the palette
Do people with bar carts ever actually move them? Why are we so obsessed with having a bar on wheels in our homes?
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Do people with bar carts ever actually move them? Why are we so obsessed with having a bar on wheels in our homes?
Isn’t saying “fresh raisins” an oxymoron? Like aren’t raisins nothing more than old grapes?
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Isn’t saying “fresh raisins” an oxymoron? Like aren’t raisins nothing more than old grapes?
Have the Amish ever been involved in a war?
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Have the Amish ever been involved in a war?
I start everyday (few minutes after midnight) by typing into a chrome web browser www.google.com so I can google “Wordle” and “connections” to do the daily puzzle
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I start everyday (few minutes after midnight) by typing into a chrome web browser www.google.com so I can google “Wordle” and “connections” to do the daily puzzle
Thank god I cancelled all my plans tonight so that I could be home when snowmagedden hit (still not here) because my calendar was SO full
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Thank god I cancelled all my plans tonight so that I could be home when snowmagedden hit (still not here) because my calendar was SO full
I’m a private school girl
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I’m a private school girl
Some of y’all did not see the Day After Tomorrow and it shows. You’re not going to need bread and milk to survive this storm. You’re going to need a shit ton of library books
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Some of y’all did not see the Day After Tomorrow and it shows. You’re not going to need bread and milk to survive this storm. You’re going to need a shit ton of library books
Honestly the best thing that happened to me last year was someone very unexpectedly gifting me a labubu and it happened on December 31st
January 23, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Honestly the best thing that happened to me last year was someone very unexpectedly gifting me a labubu and it happened on December 31st
Kind of surprised Flo from progressive hasn’t been involved in a scandal yet
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Kind of surprised Flo from progressive hasn’t been involved in a scandal yet
Okay. You make something for dinner you bake at 350. About 2.5 hours later you bake something for dessert at 350. Is it better to leave your oven on at 350 for the break between dinner and dessert or turn it off and on?
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Okay. You make something for dinner you bake at 350. About 2.5 hours later you bake something for dessert at 350. Is it better to leave your oven on at 350 for the break between dinner and dessert or turn it off and on?
I thought Brittany Snow had passed away so it’s nice to see her on the red carpet
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I thought Brittany Snow had passed away so it’s nice to see her on the red carpet
How are easy bake ovens working when they only make led bulbs now?
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
How are easy bake ovens working when they only make led bulbs now?
Namely because I already have at least three more to send them but want to make sure the first brilliant one I sent doesn’t get lost in their inbox
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Namely because I already have at least three more to send them but want to make sure the first brilliant one I sent doesn’t get lost in their inbox
I need people to understand that the first thing they need to do when checking Instagram is to acknowledge the reels I sent them without context
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I need people to understand that the first thing they need to do when checking Instagram is to acknowledge the reels I sent them without context
I still wish the Lady Gaga - Muppets holiday special was an annual occurrence
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I still wish the Lady Gaga - Muppets holiday special was an annual occurrence