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My wife forgot the word “shifter”, so she said “transmissiony boi”. And yes, you can tell by the way she said it that that was how it was supposed to be spelled
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My wife forgot the word “shifter”, so she said “transmissiony boi”. And yes, you can tell by the way she said it that that was how it was supposed to be spelled
Our cats have huge sibling energy. Bro will be doing something stupid or risky, and Cleo will just be off to the side watching intently to see what happens.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Our cats have huge sibling energy. Bro will be doing something stupid or risky, and Cleo will just be off to the side watching intently to see what happens.
So, last week I bought a jar of pickles and neither of us like them. They’re just regular dill pickles, but there’s something about them that they’re just bad. 1/2
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So, last week I bought a jar of pickles and neither of us like them. They’re just regular dill pickles, but there’s something about them that they’re just bad. 1/2
No Hoomans allowed
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
No Hoomans allowed
My scrabble game created a picture of a cat
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My scrabble game created a picture of a cat
My wife is really pissed off right now that a group of sheep is called a flock, but you herd them.
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My wife is really pissed off right now that a group of sheep is called a flock, but you herd them.
I’m waiting for someone to rip off MTG‘s mask Scooby Doo style and reveal that underneath it’s just MTG.
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m waiting for someone to rip off MTG‘s mask Scooby Doo style and reveal that underneath it’s just MTG.
He’s not quite loafing yet. He’s proofing.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
He’s not quite loafing yet. He’s proofing.
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The Epstein ballroom doesn’t even have to be built. They’ve already got the bribes in. It just needs the appearance of some activity around the construction site.
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The Epstein ballroom doesn’t even have to be built. They’ve already got the bribes in. It just needs the appearance of some activity around the construction site.
Who else thinks there are a bunch of records or perhaps bodies they needed to dispose of in that rubble?
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Who else thinks there are a bunch of records or perhaps bodies they needed to dispose of in that rubble?
Finished my second ever guitar build. Pretty happy with how this one turned out what should I build next?
October 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Finished my second ever guitar build. Pretty happy with how this one turned out what should I build next?
Found this on the ground. I feel like the world is trying to tell me something.
October 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Found this on the ground. I feel like the world is trying to tell me something.
So, now that Trump has not won the Nobel Peace prize what do you think the odds are of the Gaza cease-fire holding?
October 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
So, now that Trump has not won the Nobel Peace prize what do you think the odds are of the Gaza cease-fire holding?
I’ve been eating pizza for at least 40 years and I still don’t know how to take the first bite without burning the roof of my mouth
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’ve been eating pizza for at least 40 years and I still don’t know how to take the first bite without burning the roof of my mouth
When it’s one of the last nice days of the year where you can have the windows open, but somebody sprayed liquid manure up wind. I’m choosing the stink.
October 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When it’s one of the last nice days of the year where you can have the windows open, but somebody sprayed liquid manure up wind. I’m choosing the stink.
Who’s job was it to wake up Green Day this year? Maybe let them sleep this one out actually.
October 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Who’s job was it to wake up Green Day this year? Maybe let them sleep this one out actually.
Coffee at the gas station is a buck 05. The same price as freedom
September 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Coffee at the gas station is a buck 05. The same price as freedom
I used to think all these billionaires supported Trump for the tax cuts, but now I realize it’s because most of them are in the Epstein files.
September 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I used to think all these billionaires supported Trump for the tax cuts, but now I realize it’s because most of them are in the Epstein files.
It’s hard to tell where cat ends and bed begins
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s hard to tell where cat ends and bed begins
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the millennials yearn for precedented times
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
the millennials yearn for precedented times
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Makes sense to me!
September 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Makes sense to me!