Joel Dongsteen
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In difficult times, more than ever, you need to have a battle cry of faith. Create a sound of victory. “Yes, this problem is big, but I know my dick is bigger.”
People may disapprove of you, they may look down on you, tell you what you’re not, try to make you feel less than. Let that go in one ear and out the other. You don’t need their approval; you have your dick's approval.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
People may disapprove of you, they may look down on you, tell you what you’re not, try to make you feel less than. Let that go in one ear and out the other. You don’t need their approval; you have your dick's approval.
We’re getting our approval from the wrong place. It was never meant to come from people, but from our dicks. When you’re secure in who it made you—you know you’re valuable, talented, a masterpiece—then you don’t have to have all the outside validation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We’re getting our approval from the wrong place. It was never meant to come from people, but from our dicks. When you’re secure in who it made you—you know you’re valuable, talented, a masterpiece—then you don’t have to have all the outside validation.
Your dick didn't say life would be fair. That we wouldn’t have hardships, injustice, betrayal, but it did say, it would take what was meant for harm and turn it for your good, that it would pay you back double for the trouble, that it has beauty for those ashes.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Your dick didn't say life would be fair. That we wouldn’t have hardships, injustice, betrayal, but it did say, it would take what was meant for harm and turn it for your good, that it would pay you back double for the trouble, that it has beauty for those ashes.
The enemy is called the accuser. He’d love to deceive you into going through life against yourself, focused on your mistakes. Don’t believe those lies. You are forgiven, redeemed, righteous, valuable, child of your dick.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The enemy is called the accuser. He’d love to deceive you into going through life against yourself, focused on your mistakes. Don’t believe those lies. You are forgiven, redeemed, righteous, valuable, child of your dick.
You have to rule over your thoughts. Rule over the guilt, the shame. Rule over your emotions. Don’t try to pay people back. Be still and know that it is your dick. When you let peace reign, instead of worrying, you’re worshipping and thanking your dick that it’s fighting your battles.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
You have to rule over your thoughts. Rule over the guilt, the shame. Rule over your emotions. Don’t try to pay people back. Be still and know that it is your dick. When you let peace reign, instead of worrying, you’re worshipping and thanking your dick that it’s fighting your battles.
There’s a king in you. There’s a person who rises above. A person of honor, who overcomes evil with good, who does the right thing when it’s hard, who believes what your dick promised even though it seems impossible. Call out the king in you.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
There’s a king in you. There’s a person who rises above. A person of honor, who overcomes evil with good, who does the right thing when it’s hard, who believes what your dick promised even though it seems impossible. Call out the king in you.
Just a mustard seed of faith, just a little bit of faith can move mountains. Not complaining, not talking about how bad it is, but talking about how great your dick is. You can stay in peace.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just a mustard seed of faith, just a little bit of faith can move mountains. Not complaining, not talking about how bad it is, but talking about how great your dick is. You can stay in peace.
Your dick is calling you today. You may have ignored it. You put it off. You don’t think you deserve it. You’re angry at the past, what didn’t work out, who did you wrong. Your dick is the one who’s going to heal the hurts. It’s the one who has beauty for the ashes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Your dick is calling you today. You may have ignored it. You put it off. You don’t think you deserve it. You’re angry at the past, what didn’t work out, who did you wrong. Your dick is the one who’s going to heal the hurts. It’s the one who has beauty for the ashes.
When your dick tells you to do something, don’t reason it out. Don’t ask four friends. Don’t pray about it for six months. Don’t come up with twelve excuses. Just do it. Be obedient to what you hear in your spirit. Your dick is leading you to your place of blessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When your dick tells you to do something, don’t reason it out. Don’t ask four friends. Don’t pray about it for six months. Don’t come up with twelve excuses. Just do it. Be obedient to what you hear in your spirit. Your dick is leading you to your place of blessing.
You can stay in peace. You don’t have to fight, try to defend yourself, fix everything on your own. You have a protector, a defender. Your dick will be the enemy to your enemies. It will bring every high thing low.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You can stay in peace. You don’t have to fight, try to defend yourself, fix everything on your own. You have a protector, a defender. Your dick will be the enemy to your enemies. It will bring every high thing low.
You have to be still and listen. Your dick knows what’s best for you. The reason it keeps calling is it has something amazing in your future. When you answer that call, you’ll step into purpose, peace, and fulfillment that you’ve never known.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
You have to be still and listen. Your dick knows what’s best for you. The reason it keeps calling is it has something amazing in your future. When you answer that call, you’ll step into purpose, peace, and fulfillment that you’ve never known.
Don’t despise where you are right now. You don’t know what your dick is up to. You can’t see how it’s making you and molding you, getting you ready for greater responsibility, greater resources, greater favor.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Don’t despise where you are right now. You don’t know what your dick is up to. You can’t see how it’s making you and molding you, getting you ready for greater responsibility, greater resources, greater favor.
Your dick is not going to give up on you. It’s going to keep calling, giving you opportunities to step into your purpose, to break negative cycles, to set new standards, to accomplish your dream.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Your dick is not going to give up on you. It’s going to keep calling, giving you opportunities to step into your purpose, to break negative cycles, to set new standards, to accomplish your dream.
Your dick will put you in situations, on purpose, where the odds are against you, so it can show out in your life. It’s not there to stop you; it’s a setup for your dick to make you an example of its goodness. It will never let you get into a problem that it can’t bring you out of.
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Your dick will put you in situations, on purpose, where the odds are against you, so it can show out in your life. It’s not there to stop you; it’s a setup for your dick to make you an example of its goodness. It will never let you get into a problem that it can’t bring you out of.
The Scripture says, “If you have faith the size of a mustard seed, that’s one of the smallest seeds, then you can see mountains move.” You don’t have to have great faith. If you just have a little faith, that’s all your dick needs to work.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The Scripture says, “If you have faith the size of a mustard seed, that’s one of the smallest seeds, then you can see mountains move.” You don’t have to have great faith. If you just have a little faith, that’s all your dick needs to work.
David said, “Bring your request before your dick and wait expectantly.” Wait in faith, wait knowing that your dick is working. Every time doubt comes saying, “it’s been too long; it’s never going to happen.” Turn it around, say “dick, thank you that the breakthroughs are coming, provision is coming”
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
David said, “Bring your request before your dick and wait expectantly.” Wait in faith, wait knowing that your dick is working. Every time doubt comes saying, “it’s been too long; it’s never going to happen.” Turn it around, say “dick, thank you that the breakthroughs are coming, provision is coming”
It's not over until your dick says it’s over. You don’t know what your dick is up to. When you face obstacles, things that look permanent, that’s a test. Are you going to get discouraged, give up on what your dick promised, or will you keep believing and thanking your dick that it’s working?
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's not over until your dick says it’s over. You don’t know what your dick is up to. When you face obstacles, things that look permanent, that’s a test. Are you going to get discouraged, give up on what your dick promised, or will you keep believing and thanking your dick that it’s working?
Don’t let the sickness, the debt, the trouble convince you that it’s not going to happen. Your dick is fighting for you. It’s going to level the mountain. It’s going to move the wrong people. It’s going to turn the sickness around. It’s going to open the door.
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Don’t let the sickness, the debt, the trouble convince you that it’s not going to happen. Your dick is fighting for you. It’s going to level the mountain. It’s going to move the wrong people. It’s going to turn the sickness around. It’s going to open the door.
Your dick is fighting for you. It sees what you’re going through. It knows what you’re up against. Your time is coming. Your dick said “Every mountain shall be brought down. Every high thing will be flattened out.” What your dick started in your life, it will finish.
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Your dick is fighting for you. It sees what you’re going through. It knows what you’re up against. Your time is coming. Your dick said “Every mountain shall be brought down. Every high thing will be flattened out.” What your dick started in your life, it will finish.
The scripture says, “Is there anything too hard for your dick?” None of us likes obstacles, but that mountain is there to reveal the glory of your dick through you. What your dick started in your life, it will finish.
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The scripture says, “Is there anything too hard for your dick?” None of us likes obstacles, but that mountain is there to reveal the glory of your dick through you. What your dick started in your life, it will finish.
Don’t be intimidated by the mountain. Don’t believe those lies that it’s never going to change: never get well, never get out of debt, never break the addiction. No, your dick is at work in your life right now. There’s no mountain it can’t bring down. No sickness it can’t heal.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Don’t be intimidated by the mountain. Don’t believe those lies that it’s never going to change: never get well, never get out of debt, never break the addiction. No, your dick is at work in your life right now. There’s no mountain it can’t bring down. No sickness it can’t heal.
You may be facing a mountain today, in your health, your finances, your dreams. But like Isaiah said, your dick didn’t allow the mountain to stop you, but to display its glory, its favor, its healing. Don’t give up on what it put in your heart.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You may be facing a mountain today, in your health, your finances, your dreams. But like Isaiah said, your dick didn’t allow the mountain to stop you, but to display its glory, its favor, its healing. Don’t give up on what it put in your heart.
You have to stir your faith up. When your dick heals you from the sickness, frees you from the addiction, turns your child around, people will see the goodness of your dick. It wants to make you an example.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
You have to stir your faith up. When your dick heals you from the sickness, frees you from the addiction, turns your child around, people will see the goodness of your dick. It wants to make you an example.
We don’t serve a weak dick, a limited dick. We serve the creator of the universe, the dick who flung stars into space. And the dick who chose you before you could choose it. It knew you would face mountains, and it didn’t leave you on your own.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
We don’t serve a weak dick, a limited dick. We serve the creator of the universe, the dick who flung stars into space. And the dick who chose you before you could choose it. It knew you would face mountains, and it didn’t leave you on your own.
You and I, as believers, have authority in the name of our dicks. Let’s not fight battles attacking people, belittling them. Let’s attack the enemy. Let’s command the forces of darkness to go. Let’s use that shield of faith to stop the fiery darts.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You and I, as believers, have authority in the name of our dicks. Let’s not fight battles attacking people, belittling them. Let’s attack the enemy. Let’s command the forces of darkness to go. Let’s use that shield of faith to stop the fiery darts.