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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · Jul 12

[OOC]
Yo!
I'm just one random Joel fan collecting these, most recent quotes are from listening to streams while I'm working/chores. I can't always keep it high quality.

If wanna submit a quote, feel free DM me! Include VOD and timestamp

Thank you all :]

chat smile :)

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 4h

Like from the Bible - Moby Dick

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I think the Chinese government is giving me all their money to do this

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Will do after sushi coming home in the area with this car feels like you?

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IT'S A FEATURE

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 3d

you won't believe what is queued

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A ticket to heaven
that's too obvious, we gotta go with HELL PARK

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 5d

I guess it's kind of good we don't have any music playing so we might play it in Germany

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 6d

They sued themselves over unethical working conditions

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 7d

welcome artav antivirus

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 7d

Linüs,

Using your bütt is not the solution to these problems.
I don't think so,
I don't think so Linüs.

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 8d

egyptian ball cancer

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 9d

you're Elvis of haha

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Genius named his product Moron so 70 years later a streamer would talk about it for free

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 11d

who up voicing their void

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 12d

Now we gotta drink the Big Mario Milk to get through here, ok?

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 13d

Most of these words are in the Bible

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 14d

TOMBSTONE pizza is REAL Italian pizza

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 15d

"Deepest sympathy! Devil has just died. Though the body is gone, the spirit will always remain."

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HE IS IN HILLBILLY HENTAI HELL

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 16d

This is almost a Monkey Mondays except there's no monkey and it's not a Saturday.

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 18d

TETRIS IS A GAME!

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 19d

I don't read, I'm a gamer, I do have sex

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 20d

GOOD CUSTOMER. ASCEND.

Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 21d

Art's cool :^)

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It's basically the soyjak of ye ancient times