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American Decline - Celebrity Meals and the end of Innovation

This is maybe the most important article I've ever written. I hope you read and enjoy it.
joesjunkfood.substack.com/p/american-d...
American Decline
Celebrity Meals and the end of Innovation
joesjunkfood.substack.com
Cryptos main use case is crime, but you don't actually want your crimebucks to appreciate. Living in a deflationary economy sucks. So this crash is actually good for Bitcoin when you get down to it.
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
White people love typing "Get-ADDefaultDomainPasswordPolicy" into the command prompt to gather evidence for a SOX control.
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Imagine you're the dipshit alcoholic Secretary of Defense, and you get dunked on by Four Star General and Commander of SOCOM Tony Thomas
January 26, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Running never gets easier you just get faster.
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Democrats have a path to a bare majority in the Senate against an unpopular incumbent President following a midterm where they lost ground against the incumbent party? They're calling it long 2006.
January 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Hypothesis: Majority of identified data security issues in each SharePoint data store are caused by a single sharing link

Experiment: Grab a single sharing link from each sharing store, revoke, and rescan.

Prediction: The majority of data security issues will resolve.
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
In Landman Billy Bob Thornton gets in a fight with his wife because he had sex with her omelette. These are the Real America problems that coastal elites don't understand.
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I don't have a running shoe addiction I'm just practicing Abundance™️
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wow your republic is collapsing because your elites became unwilling to compromise after vanquishing your greatest geopolitical foe? The pressure of competition was the only thing holding the system together? That's crazy bro.
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Won my first race! Great way to close out the year
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I had a dream that I made a bunch of money trading a Pam Bondi themed cryptocurrency called "Blondi"
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Jeffries is going to be the least powerful Speaker of the House in US history, it's going to be like an honorary title more than anything.
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Guy who is a SWIFT Compliance officer googling "How to submit SWIFT KYC Attestation" twenty minutes before the meeting where we're supposed to submit our SWIFT KYC Attestation
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Deep down every millennial believes that alien martial artists could arrive at any moment and the safety of earth will depend on their physical fitness
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
NIMBYism is a legitimate mainstream political view that almost nobody will defend on the merits. Very weird phenomenon.
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
For a religion as old as Judiasim it's kind of crazy how recent Hanukkah is. Like it's a real event that went down in 200BCE. It's almost as close to modern times as it is to the founding of Judaism.
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If Mark Kelly becomes president then the Gabby Giffords shooting will go down as the least successful assassination attempt in history
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Guy who becomes dictator for life and then uses his absolute power to fix the calendar and then does nothing else
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Greeks and the Persians both understood themselves as having won the Greco-Persian Wars. Just a good clean war where everyone had fun.
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Inventing a B2B SaaS solution where the buttons do the same thing every time you click them instead of having a bunch indecipherable context sensitive behaviors.
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Inventing a B2B SaaS solution where the buttons do the same thing every time you click them instead of having a bunch indecipherable context sensitive behaviors.
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM