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“It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.”
Carl Sagan

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Jack Smith is the most underrated person in the United States. An American hero who is hated by Trump because he has the receipts. I hope that one day when Trump leaves office, Jack Smith reopens the case. There is no doubt: Trump tried to stop the peaceful transfer of power.
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war.

Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia.

Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It's alarming how few Trump supporters don't know being born in Puerto Rico makes you a US citizen. I'm an Aussie, and I know that.
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 AM
MAGA refuses to watch Bad Bunny sing at the Super Bowl during halftime, so they set up their own alternative one with Kid Rock, which is both the saddest and most hilarious thing I have heard in a long while.
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Trump sued the comedian Bill Maher over a joke.

Trump had comedians fired for making fun of him.

Trump is threatening to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.

Also…

MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 AM
MAGA are salivating at the thought of Trump suing Trevor Noah over a joke; they think he wouldn't do that unless he thought he could win.

A while ago Trump was very angry and adamant he was going to sue the Wall Street Journal over a birthday card Trump allegedly sent to Epstein. Never happened.
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Trump sued the comedian Bill Maher over a joke.

Trump had comedians fired for making fun of him.

Trump is threatening to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.

Also…

MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
MAGA's self-awareness is alarmingly low. They are making fun of Bad Bunny's English while they voted in a man whose wife, Melania, has worse English.
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I'm starting to think that QAnon's conspiracy theory that Trump was waging a secret war against global elite pedophiles might not be true.
February 1, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war.

Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia.

Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 AM
If only Don Lemon were a Trump supporter who had tried to get into daycare centers, demanding to see children and defaming the owners without a shred of proof of fraud. Then he would be considered for the MAGA Pulitzer Prize for journalism.
January 30, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Trump keeps posting that America was once the laughingstock of the world, but now that he is president, it's never been more respected.

As an Aussie, I can 100% confirm that Donald Trump is a laughingstock here.
January 29, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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Trump’s base is more extreme than him
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Trump’s base is more extreme than him
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January 29, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Dog lover and good friend of Kim Jong Un, Kristi Noem: “Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen."

The first truthful thing she has said in decades.
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 AM
So… Trump embraced Putin, who invaded a sovereign country, to join his "Board of Peace," but Canada, the most polite country on the planet, isn't welcome.
January 23, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Trump 2024: If Kamala is elected, WW3 will happen.

2026: European nations move their military to protect Greenland from a US invasion.
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The fact that Trump posted that the ICE officer was viciously run over and is recovering in the hospital. All brazen lies. Shows he watched the video and thought, “This doesn’t look good for me and ICE. I better add some BS to it."
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Trump tried to stop the peaceful transfer of power after he lost the 2020 elections but failed because Republicans stood in his way. Trump has replaced them with loyalists.
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If you are on the side that wants to use military force against Denmark and Greenland, you might be on the wrong side of history; actually, you definitely are.
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
The US loves to brag that it's the beacon of democracy and law and order.

But…

It's much easier for the US to prosecute a foreign leader than its own.

Pam Bondi: "No one is above the law."

*except for Trump.
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM