Joey Xhairs
@joeyxhairs.bsky.social
He/him | Actor/Writer/Animator | Neurospicy Transformer Fan. Hijacked a canon character for his OC. 🇬🇧
Two MEGA art commissions too! The Classics Prime from the summer con recoloured by the magnificent @wordmonger.bsky.social as Ultra Magnus, and a Kup/Cliffjumper two-hander from inkmaster @nickroche.bsky.social! Extremely happy with these and especially grateful for their time just chatting 🔥
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Two MEGA art commissions too! The Classics Prime from the summer con recoloured by the magnificent @wordmonger.bsky.social as Ultra Magnus, and a Kup/Cliffjumper two-hander from inkmaster @nickroche.bsky.social! Extremely happy with these and especially grateful for their time just chatting 🔥
TFN Reading haul! The only things I planned to get were the new Blokees waves but you don't need to see that. Custom TFPBH Deathsaurus & Henkei Mirage from @gworks.bsky.social, delighted to own these two!
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
TFN Reading haul! The only things I planned to get were the new Blokees waves but you don't need to see that. Custom TFPBH Deathsaurus & Henkei Mirage from @gworks.bsky.social, delighted to own these two!
TFNation Reading was very much needed. Wish I'd taken more photos, especially with all the really lovely folks I managed to chat with. Thank you everyone for all the love and hugs ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
TFNation Reading was very much needed. Wish I'd taken more photos, especially with all the really lovely folks I managed to chat with. Thank you everyone for all the love and hugs ❤️
Cannot tell you how much I've needed this laugh
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Cannot tell you how much I've needed this laugh
It's very strange to see so many strangers sharing love and support (and this is also my most popular bluesky post ever I think) but it does give me hope that the teat of the milk of human kindness has not run dry. Thanks strangers ❤️
Having such high anxiety that I literally cannot eat despite being hungry and importantly, diabetic, is not a sensation I particularly enjoy.
Shit sucks. Not feeling good about who I am rn.
Shit sucks. Not feeling good about who I am rn.
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's very strange to see so many strangers sharing love and support (and this is also my most popular bluesky post ever I think) but it does give me hope that the teat of the milk of human kindness has not run dry. Thanks strangers ❤️
Last post has suddenly got a lot of attention from non-mutuals and I genuinely cannot tell if they are bots or random strangers with a lot of love in their hearts
I hope its the latter because I am at the lowest I've been in a long time
I hope its the latter because I am at the lowest I've been in a long time
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Last post has suddenly got a lot of attention from non-mutuals and I genuinely cannot tell if they are bots or random strangers with a lot of love in their hearts
I hope its the latter because I am at the lowest I've been in a long time
I hope its the latter because I am at the lowest I've been in a long time
Having such high anxiety that I literally cannot eat despite being hungry and importantly, diabetic, is not a sensation I particularly enjoy.
Shit sucks. Not feeling good about who I am rn.
Shit sucks. Not feeling good about who I am rn.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Having such high anxiety that I literally cannot eat despite being hungry and importantly, diabetic, is not a sensation I particularly enjoy.
Shit sucks. Not feeling good about who I am rn.
Shit sucks. Not feeling good about who I am rn.
TFNATION READING MINI-CON
I'M GOING TO BE IN YOU
I'M GOING TO BE IN YOU
a robot with blue and red arms is standing in a dark room with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a robot with blue and red arms is standing in a dark room with his arms outstretched .
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November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
TFNATION READING MINI-CON
I'M GOING TO BE IN YOU
I'M GOING TO BE IN YOU
picked up the new Seaspray from FP and he's a good toy, solid stuff, but then I found 07 Recon Barricade in a random shop for a tenner?? This was one of my first ever Transformer toys (sold him off years ago) and I was STOKED to find him again
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
picked up the new Seaspray from FP and he's a good toy, solid stuff, but then I found 07 Recon Barricade in a random shop for a tenner?? This was one of my first ever Transformer toys (sold him off years ago) and I was STOKED to find him again
It's taken me two decades but I've finally watched all of TNG (and thusly the first Trek I've watched all the way through)
a man in a sombrero is playing a trumpet while another man plays a violin
ALT: a man in a sombrero is playing a trumpet while another man plays a violin
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's taken me two decades but I've finally watched all of TNG (and thusly the first Trek I've watched all the way through)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOI... Ultra Mangoes!
⚡ Ultra Magnus... TRANSFORM! ⚡ HasLab RID 2001 Stop Motion Stock Footage Recreation
YouTube video by Crosshairs Productions
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November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOI... Ultra Mangoes!
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Oh hey, still got loads of these for sale! Almost forgot about them.
Details below. And shipping to the US is open again!
Details below. And shipping to the US is open again!
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh hey, still got loads of these for sale! Almost forgot about them.
Details below. And shipping to the US is open again!
Details below. And shipping to the US is open again!
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
Something is off about the episode thumbnails for Earthspark on Netflix
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Something is off about the episode thumbnails for Earthspark on Netflix
Nearly done with TNG andYES YES YESSSS YEEEEEESSSSSS 🎉🎉🎉💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Nearly done with TNG andYES YES YESSSS YEEEEEESSSSSS 🎉🎉🎉💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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There’s always a plan B…
October 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There’s always a plan B…
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🚨This is an emergency🚨
This Government is currently sitting on an EHRC Code of Practice that will lead to the segregation and exclusion of trans people in public life.
Use our tool to email your MP: tinyurl.com/scrap-the-bathroom-ban
@transsolidarity.bsky.social
#ScrapTheBathroomBan
This Government is currently sitting on an EHRC Code of Practice that will lead to the segregation and exclusion of trans people in public life.
Use our tool to email your MP: tinyurl.com/scrap-the-bathroom-ban
@transsolidarity.bsky.social
#ScrapTheBathroomBan
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
🚨This is an emergency🚨
This Government is currently sitting on an EHRC Code of Practice that will lead to the segregation and exclusion of trans people in public life.
Use our tool to email your MP: tinyurl.com/scrap-the-bathroom-ban
@transsolidarity.bsky.social
#ScrapTheBathroomBan
This Government is currently sitting on an EHRC Code of Practice that will lead to the segregation and exclusion of trans people in public life.
Use our tool to email your MP: tinyurl.com/scrap-the-bathroom-ban
@transsolidarity.bsky.social
#ScrapTheBathroomBan
New laptop means I can use some of the stickers I've been agonising over where to place! @thechromatroid.bsky.social @natphoenix25.bsky.social @rbillustrations.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
New laptop means I can use some of the stickers I've been agonising over where to place! @thechromatroid.bsky.social @natphoenix25.bsky.social @rbillustrations.bsky.social
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Last crack at selling this big bozo! £120 anyone? Treat yer dang self
Selling my #Transformers Kingdom Ark! An absolutely stunning toy, complete with Mainframe, instructions & all accessories. Stands tall over your Autobot ranks and converts into their iconic spacecraft. £160 posted in the UK. Reposts appreciated 😁
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Last crack at selling this big bozo! £120 anyone? Treat yer dang self
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willing to go down to £35, I mainly just wanna move them and any money helps
Selling these two as a set:
Gamer Edition WFC Optimus Prime and Megatron with toyhax labels
£40 including postage
Gamer Edition WFC Optimus Prime and Megatron with toyhax labels
£40 including postage
October 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
willing to go down to £35, I mainly just wanna move them and any money helps
Now with a cracking impression!
October 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Now with a cracking impression!
"Just a bit of light reading with me cheese and crackers, lad!"
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"Oh, crumbs."
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"Oh, crumbs."
October 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Just a bit of light reading with me cheese and crackers, lad!"
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"Oh, crumbs."
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"Oh, crumbs."
This thing is shit.
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This thing is shit.
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A little late to the party, but here’s a new piece marking the 20th anniversary of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. May has long passed, but I couldn’t resist paying tribute to one of the fine films of the saga.
#StarWars #Revengeofthesith
#StarWars #Revengeofthesith
September 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A little late to the party, but here’s a new piece marking the 20th anniversary of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. May has long passed, but I couldn’t resist paying tribute to one of the fine films of the saga.
#StarWars #Revengeofthesith
#StarWars #Revengeofthesith