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✨Jomi✨
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You know, I can somewhat excuse the dog and the neighbors. I knew it came with the territory of having a bottom unit. But the window blowing off? Even maintenance was confused lol
"Sorry, this package isn't eligible for a claim since it wasn't purchased with insurance."

I hate it here 😡
USPS: We delivered your package!

Parcel Pending: You got a package! Here’s the access code to the locker!

The Locker:
I was getting so cocky at Clair Obscur with Maelle singlehandedly destroying everything…

…then I met Simon and was immediately humbled 🫠
There's a cute store called underU4men in CapHill that has a bunch of fun undies! It's worth a shot if you're in the area.
It’s Fat Cock Friday ✨

Gobble gobble 😏
First hot pot of the season 👁️🫦👁️
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I can’t stand when I’m at work and they actually want me to work
Then maybe hold off on Arceus and just go to ZA. Arceus has severe slow-down issues and very choppy frame rates when loading in the environment. Very similar to Scarlet/Violet but with dodge rolling involved.
Arceus is fun -- just know that the performance can be really bad at times.
Nope! I barely touched the little crank to close it and it looks even worse. Just waiting for maintenance to (maybe) show up today 😵‍💫
A blessed holiday 😌
Y’all, I pay too much rent for my bedroom window to *literally* come off the hinges. This is ridiculous 🙄
PDX bloomfs — I’m thinking of visiting next month for my birthday. Any recommendations of things to do while I’m there? 👀
omg i'm actually crying -- this is so unreal 🥹
Pray for me, girlies. I need these tickets 😭
For the record, this is the second time that USPS has lost one of my packages this year 🥲
USPS: We delivered your package!

Parcel Pending: You got a package! Here’s the access code to the locker!

The Locker:
Y'all, I'm honestly considering getting a chunky orthopedic shoe and sacrificing fashion for comfort.

Pray for me in these difficult times 😔
“It’s October 3rd!”
“It’s TLOAS release day!”
“It’s Jocktober”
“It’s Locktober”

Babes, it’s Fat Cock Friday 😮‍💨
Now that it's October, if you have a thirst trap with a horror movie mask on, you are legally required to show me.

I don't make up the rules 😌
That’s very you, bb 💖