John Dioso
@johndioso.bsky.social
Writer, musician, Brooklynite. Ex-Editor of @Ad Age Studio 30 and former guy from Rolling Stone, Cosmo, Glamour, Us Weekly, Martha Stewart Living. FIFA Peace Prize Laureate
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Friday night Tequila Tweet: Fuck all my former colleagues who turned my former political party into a cult. Into a proudly stupid, authoritarian-embracing cult. Fuck their fear. Fuck their selfishness. Fuck their cowardice. They’ve done real damage to their country.
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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That's what Bubba said
Infantino to Trump: "You have to basically mingle the balls a little bit"
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
That's what Bubba said
JFC they're giving him a peewee soccer-like participation trophy. Maybe I'm not excited about the World Cup anymore. Beyond parody
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: President Trump is expected to speak at the World Cup 2026 draw on Friday after he receives the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
Donald Trump to speak at World Cup draw upon receiving FIFA Peace Prize
The inaugural presentation of the prize is set to occur during the World Cup draw in Washington, D.C. on Friday.
nyti.ms
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
JFC they're giving him a peewee soccer-like participation trophy. Maybe I'm not excited about the World Cup anymore. Beyond parody
Radical idea: Kill the shift
“Imagine there was a curved line in the outfield."
New from me:
The gapper is dead. Doubles hit their lowest rate in 3 decades. Triples are at their lowest rate ever.
So who killed the double & triple? And what can MLB do about it?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
New from me:
The gapper is dead. Doubles hit their lowest rate in 3 decades. Triples are at their lowest rate ever.
So who killed the double & triple? And what can MLB do about it?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
The gapper is dead: Who killed the double and triple — and what can MLB do about it?
Armed with analytics, teams are playing outfielders deeper than ever, and doubles and triples are vanishing. Can a rule change fix this?
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Radical idea: Kill the shift
Everyone who voted for Trump should be forced to watch these blowjob cabinet meetings until they call their congresspeople demanding to impeach him. "I didn't vote for this!"
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Everyone who voted for Trump should be forced to watch these blowjob cabinet meetings until they call their congresspeople demanding to impeach him. "I didn't vote for this!"
So the red line for (some) Republicans includes pedophilia (good choice) and murder (nice). You guys are so close to being good Americans and humans. Rooting for you!
‘We Intended the Strike to Be Lethal’ Is Not a Defense www.nationalreview.com/corner/we-in...
‘We Intended the Strike to Be Lethal’ Is Not a Defense | National Review
The laws of war, incorporated in the federal war crimes statute, prohibit the killing of people who have been rendered hors de combat.
www.nationalreview.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
So the red line for (some) Republicans includes pedophilia (good choice) and murder (nice). You guys are so close to being good Americans and humans. Rooting for you!
Here's where my dark thoughts go
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Here's where my dark thoughts go
Name a Trump regime policy whose aim isn't to harm as many people as possible
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Name a Trump regime policy whose aim isn't to harm as many people as possible
The turkeys are Jan. 6 insurrectionists
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again? n.pr/48aUSmd
A tradition for turkeys: Another presidential pardon
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again?
n.pr
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The turkeys are Jan. 6 insurrectionists
Were there any turkeys who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 that Trump could pardon?
The President is struggling to find a turkey convicted of financial crimes that he can pardon.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Were there any turkeys who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 that Trump could pardon?
I'll say it until this furshlugginer era is over: Name a Trumpublican policy that doesn't aim to harm as many people as possible. Waiting for the HBO movie about the "One Big Beautiful Bill" planning sessions www.hbomax.com/movies/consp...
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'll say it until this furshlugginer era is over: Name a Trumpublican policy that doesn't aim to harm as many people as possible. Waiting for the HBO movie about the "One Big Beautiful Bill" planning sessions www.hbomax.com/movies/consp...
The #NYGiants are discovering new ways to lose every week. It is truly groundbreaking. It's so far beyond watching a car crash. At this point it's apocalypse porn. It's like an entire season of The Fumble (no, I don't call it by that other name). youtu.be/hfOiY5MhqHA?...
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The #NYGiants are discovering new ways to lose every week. It is truly groundbreaking. It's so far beyond watching a car crash. At this point it's apocalypse porn. It's like an entire season of The Fumble (no, I don't call it by that other name). youtu.be/hfOiY5MhqHA?...
MBS stands for "murder with bone saw," yeah?
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
MBS stands for "murder with bone saw," yeah?
The Conde Nast holiday party is going to be lit
Ta-Nehisi Coates and Olivia Nuzzi work for the same news outlet.
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Conde Nast holiday party is going to be lit
His behavior on every issue is a national embarrassment bsky.app/profile/atru...
“You are our president. Please start acting like it. Show some class. Show some real leadership. Show that you actually care about the people other than yourself. I voted for you, but your behavior on this issue has been a national embarrassment.”
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
His behavior on every issue is a national embarrassment bsky.app/profile/atru...
Whoops
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Whoops
Every single day this abomination has disgraced the presidency is a stain on our history
Trump defends Mohammed bin Salman over the 2018 murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi:
"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman... Things happen... He knew nothing about it."
A US intelligence report concluded that bin Salman personally "approved an operation" to "kill or capture" Khashoggi.
"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman... Things happen... He knew nothing about it."
A US intelligence report concluded that bin Salman personally "approved an operation" to "kill or capture" Khashoggi.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Every single day this abomination has disgraced the presidency is a stain on our history
Everything about this cursed Trump and MAGA era is deeply embarrassing for a wealthy country with the resources of the United States
"Experts have called the possibility of losing elimination status for measles 'deeply embarrassing' for a wealthy country with the medical resources of the United States..."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/h...
C.D.C. Links Measles Outbreaks in Multiple States for the First Time
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Everything about this cursed Trump and MAGA era is deeply embarrassing for a wealthy country with the resources of the United States
This is worse romantasy fiction than Rhea Seehorn's character's in Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus. Spare us descriptions of "proud, haughty RFK Jr.," please!
The New York Times is now parodying @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is worse romantasy fiction than Rhea Seehorn's character's in Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus. Spare us descriptions of "proud, haughty RFK Jr.," please!
Trump's America only has room for one special relationship with someone he shares a "wonderful secret" with ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cp...
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Trump's America only has room for one special relationship with someone he shares a "wonderful secret" with ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cp...
Wait till the DOJ gets ahold of these Epstein emails! Someone named Donald Trump is mentioned thousands of times and Epstein says he "knew about the girls"! It's gotta be worth following up, right?
* TRUMP: ASKING DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, FBI TO INVESTIGATE JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S ALLEGED TIES WITH BILL CLINTON, LARRY SUMMERS, REID HOFFMAN, J.P. MORGAN CHASE AND OTHERS
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wait till the DOJ gets ahold of these Epstein emails! Someone named Donald Trump is mentioned thousands of times and Epstein says he "knew about the girls"! It's gotta be worth following up, right?
@washingtonpost.com how are you going to cover this?
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@washingtonpost.com how are you going to cover this?
"All the News—but Not the Emails—That's Fit to Print"
turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"All the News—but Not the Emails—That's Fit to Print"
So GOP stands for Guarding Our Pedophiles?
🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So GOP stands for Guarding Our Pedophiles?