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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 1d

It's been done.

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 18d

No mention of the drop toe hold? SMH.

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 21d

I wish @tapemachines.bsky.social was around to tell us why they call Kyle Fletcher the Protostar. #AEWAllOut

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 28d

#CLEMSONING

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 28d

Dean Blandino appreciation society over here.

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Aug 13

If by "follow-up" you mean "the guy deleted his account" and "FSU lost 10 straight games", then yes, there was a follow-up.

And to be clear, I'm not saying FSU lost those 10 games because he didn't eat the dog shit. I'm also not saying it wasn't because he didn't eat the dog shit.

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Aug 13

Twitter user 321nole declares that if FSU loses to BC, he will eat dog shit out of a red solo cup with a spoon and post a video of him doing it. FSU would go on to lose the game, and 321nole would welch on the promise before deleting his account. FSU went 2-10 that season.

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Aug 4

I think that's your title. "ITW 8/4/25: But, like... ugh."

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Jul 15

I'm going to give my boomeriest take here: Why is there a full page of rules on my screen for a Home Run Derby? #homerunderby #backbackbackbackbackgone

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Jul 5

Watching the #NASCAR race with driver pedal cam, and as someone that's never driven a manual transmission, the only conclusion I can come to is that half the field must be granny shifting and not double clutching like they should.

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Jun 29

Man, am I glad I don't still have an account at the other place. The replies have got to be a complete zoo.

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Jun 25

I know precisely nothing about Selena Gomez, except that I now know that her Oreos are pretty good.

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Jun 17

Overlay that with JBL's pyro.

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Jun 4

I watched Scalabrine do the Scallenge and every episode of Pros vs. Joes, so yeah, sign me up.

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Jun 1

"After reviewing the play, we have determined that the play was not reviewable."

Explain sports to aliens to get them to not blow us to oblivion. They'll just leave us alone.

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · May 20

Are tryouts for individual players or full squads?

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Apr 25

The last time a Blues player scored a playoff hat trick at home against the Jets, they went on to win the Stanley Cup. Just sayin'.

St. Louis Blues (mirror) @stlbluesnhl.bsky.social · Apr 25

BUCHY PLAYOFFS HAT TRICK!!!!!!!! Blues lead 4-1! #stlblues

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Apr 22

Watching my team's game with John Buccigross on PBP makes me miss Doc Emrick even more.

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Apr 11

Do it and I subscribe immediately.

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Apr 5

If it's possible for a breakfast food to be underrated, french toast is a massively underrated breakfast food.

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Apr 3

Going to try to buy at launch, most of the games I want don't come out until later, but I'd rather give myself a shot at getting it now instead of waiting to fight a holiday rush.

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Apr 2

RIGHT BACK AT YOU

a hockey player with the number 25 on his jersey is holding a hockey stick

ALT: a hockey player with the number 25 on his jersey is holding a hockey stick

media.tenor.com

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Mar 30

Toni Storm, Mariah May, Willow Nightingale, Julia Hart.

Hayter, Mone, and Statlander just missing the cut.

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Mar 29

Everyone watches women’s sports. @thepwhl.com

John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · Mar 19

Can we, as a society, stop pretending that the First Four are NCAA Tournament games? Alabama State did not just win their first ever NCAA Tournament game. They played their way into the tournament.