John Jones innit
@johnjonesinnit.bsky.social
I invented Tiki-taka on Pro Evolution Soccer in 2005
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January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Quote of the day comes from my 9 year old son, talking about his muddy scooter:
“I’d do anything to clean it.. apart from clean it”
“I’d do anything to clean it.. apart from clean it”
January 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Quote of the day comes from my 9 year old son, talking about his muddy scooter:
“I’d do anything to clean it.. apart from clean it”
“I’d do anything to clean it.. apart from clean it”
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January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Strands #696
“Zen state”
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“Zen state”
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January 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Strands #696
“Zen state”
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Arsenal fans, whilst still 4 points clear at the top, just booed their team off 🤷🏽♂️
January 25, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Arsenal fans, whilst still 4 points clear at the top, just booed their team off 🤷🏽♂️
RIP my fantasy football team 🤦🏻♂️
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
RIP my fantasy football team 🤦🏻♂️
Jesus what a goal
January 25, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Jesus what a goal
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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I think people who haven’t been to New Orleans might struggle with this
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I think people who haven’t been to New Orleans might struggle with this
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Wordle 1,669 3/6
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I think people who haven’t been to New Orleans might struggle with this
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Christ sake 🤦🏻♂️
January 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Christ sake 🤦🏻♂️
Actually thought Liverpool were great tonight, could’ve won it. I absolutely cannot believe what Martinelli did to Bradley at the end. Absolutely dreadful.
January 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Actually thought Liverpool were great tonight, could’ve won it. I absolutely cannot believe what Martinelli did to Bradley at the end. Absolutely dreadful.
Well, I guess no one is talking about the Epstein files anymore
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Well, I guess no one is talking about the Epstein files anymore
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That’s the most ridiculous word there’s been in Wordle. I’m livid.
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That’s the most ridiculous word there’s been in Wordle. I’m livid.
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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That’s the most ridiculous word there’s been in Wordle. I’m livid.
Strands #674
“Look up!”
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“Look up!”
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January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Strands #674
“Look up!”
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I blame Joe Gomez
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I blame Joe Gomez
I mean… he’s clearly offside no? 🤔😂
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I mean… he’s clearly offside no? 🤔😂
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January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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2026 sucks fucking ass.
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
2026 sucks fucking ass.
Another year without a Pogues inspired Christmas Eve win. This tradition seems to cost me more than any other
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Another year without a Pogues inspired Christmas Eve win. This tradition seems to cost me more than any other
Whose idea was it to have the personality vacuum Rio Ferdinand hosting this???
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Whose idea was it to have the personality vacuum Rio Ferdinand hosting this???
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Arteta’s really gotta lay off the coke
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Arteta’s really gotta lay off the coke