@johnkistner.bsky.social
V: Did you think to kill me? There’s no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill. There’s only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof.
The Displacement Specialist
(It’s Not Perfectly Clear) Why I’m Here
Up-Shodding the Downtrodden
The Ballad of Margaret Magoo
Allegiance of Chumps
The Nice Young Man Took All My Money
Pretty Boy Grunts Thru Blah-Blah Land
The Isle of Disabused Notions
Fizzly Bears
To Futz w/ Dr. Yutz
(It’s Not Perfectly Clear) Why I’m Here
Up-Shodding the Downtrodden
The Ballad of Margaret Magoo
Allegiance of Chumps
The Nice Young Man Took All My Money
Pretty Boy Grunts Thru Blah-Blah Land
The Isle of Disabused Notions
Fizzly Bears
To Futz w/ Dr. Yutz
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The Displacement Specialist
(It’s Not Perfectly Clear) Why I’m Here
Up-Shodding the Downtrodden
The Ballad of Margaret Magoo
Allegiance of Chumps
The Nice Young Man Took All My Money
Pretty Boy Grunts Thru Blah-Blah Land
The Isle of Disabused Notions
Fizzly Bears
To Futz w/ Dr. Yutz
(It’s Not Perfectly Clear) Why I’m Here
Up-Shodding the Downtrodden
The Ballad of Margaret Magoo
Allegiance of Chumps
The Nice Young Man Took All My Money
Pretty Boy Grunts Thru Blah-Blah Land
The Isle of Disabused Notions
Fizzly Bears
To Futz w/ Dr. Yutz
Squid-Drivers on the Chasm Trail
Smitty Gate vs. Flunky Brewster
Non-Enclosure Agreement
Stay Hangry
Freakily Tasked Kvetchers
Smushface’s Revenge
Damsels of the Dollar Store
Dude Diligence
Beware the Gabberblasters
Prelude to a Bris
Another Unprecognizable – “Didn’t Foresee You Coming!”
Smitty Gate vs. Flunky Brewster
Non-Enclosure Agreement
Stay Hangry
Freakily Tasked Kvetchers
Smushface’s Revenge
Damsels of the Dollar Store
Dude Diligence
Beware the Gabberblasters
Prelude to a Bris
Another Unprecognizable – “Didn’t Foresee You Coming!”
January 31, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Squid-Drivers on the Chasm Trail
Smitty Gate vs. Flunky Brewster
Non-Enclosure Agreement
Stay Hangry
Freakily Tasked Kvetchers
Smushface’s Revenge
Damsels of the Dollar Store
Dude Diligence
Beware the Gabberblasters
Prelude to a Bris
Another Unprecognizable – “Didn’t Foresee You Coming!”
Smitty Gate vs. Flunky Brewster
Non-Enclosure Agreement
Stay Hangry
Freakily Tasked Kvetchers
Smushface’s Revenge
Damsels of the Dollar Store
Dude Diligence
Beware the Gabberblasters
Prelude to a Bris
Another Unprecognizable – “Didn’t Foresee You Coming!”
The Quadrangulators
Brain in a Vat of Ectoplasm: Care & Feeding Instructions
Orthographer’s Lament
Ad Astra Asp-Perforated
…But I Thought We Were in the Dream-Crushing Business
The “Not-It” Audit
Is It Possible to Like Someone You Don’t Trust?
Shields Up, Woes Down
Day of the Snitch
Brain in a Vat of Ectoplasm: Care & Feeding Instructions
Orthographer’s Lament
Ad Astra Asp-Perforated
…But I Thought We Were in the Dream-Crushing Business
The “Not-It” Audit
Is It Possible to Like Someone You Don’t Trust?
Shields Up, Woes Down
Day of the Snitch
January 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The Quadrangulators
Brain in a Vat of Ectoplasm: Care & Feeding Instructions
Orthographer’s Lament
Ad Astra Asp-Perforated
…But I Thought We Were in the Dream-Crushing Business
The “Not-It” Audit
Is It Possible to Like Someone You Don’t Trust?
Shields Up, Woes Down
Day of the Snitch
Brain in a Vat of Ectoplasm: Care & Feeding Instructions
Orthographer’s Lament
Ad Astra Asp-Perforated
…But I Thought We Were in the Dream-Crushing Business
The “Not-It” Audit
Is It Possible to Like Someone You Don’t Trust?
Shields Up, Woes Down
Day of the Snitch
Max Mondo, Externalizer-at-Large
STATEMENT OF SURVIVAL
Snoodlums
My Blight, Errant
Wally-Bogglers
Ode to a Redactionary
Warthog Ballet
Infertility: Goals and Tasks
Articulate Noetics
Fraughtopsy
A Fling in the Honey Bucket
The Late Shatsby
Fade to Wack
SOBsidies
The Least-Favorite Obsession
STATEMENT OF SURVIVAL
Snoodlums
My Blight, Errant
Wally-Bogglers
Ode to a Redactionary
Warthog Ballet
Infertility: Goals and Tasks
Articulate Noetics
Fraughtopsy
A Fling in the Honey Bucket
The Late Shatsby
Fade to Wack
SOBsidies
The Least-Favorite Obsession
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Max Mondo, Externalizer-at-Large
STATEMENT OF SURVIVAL
Snoodlums
My Blight, Errant
Wally-Bogglers
Ode to a Redactionary
Warthog Ballet
Infertility: Goals and Tasks
Articulate Noetics
Fraughtopsy
A Fling in the Honey Bucket
The Late Shatsby
Fade to Wack
SOBsidies
The Least-Favorite Obsession
STATEMENT OF SURVIVAL
Snoodlums
My Blight, Errant
Wally-Bogglers
Ode to a Redactionary
Warthog Ballet
Infertility: Goals and Tasks
Articulate Noetics
Fraughtopsy
A Fling in the Honey Bucket
The Late Shatsby
Fade to Wack
SOBsidies
The Least-Favorite Obsession
Ersatzitudes To You!
When Dustin Crop Strolls By
Sisyphus Pet Rock Co.
Changebot in Amber
The Low-Carbon-Based Being Option
Divorce Is With You
The House That Snake Bit
Constipational Amendments
Limerick vs Haiku
The Aghastitude Dudes
I Revert To Deform You
When Strife Gives You Walrus Balloons
When Dustin Crop Strolls By
Sisyphus Pet Rock Co.
Changebot in Amber
The Low-Carbon-Based Being Option
Divorce Is With You
The House That Snake Bit
Constipational Amendments
Limerick vs Haiku
The Aghastitude Dudes
I Revert To Deform You
When Strife Gives You Walrus Balloons
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Ersatzitudes To You!
When Dustin Crop Strolls By
Sisyphus Pet Rock Co.
Changebot in Amber
The Low-Carbon-Based Being Option
Divorce Is With You
The House That Snake Bit
Constipational Amendments
Limerick vs Haiku
The Aghastitude Dudes
I Revert To Deform You
When Strife Gives You Walrus Balloons
When Dustin Crop Strolls By
Sisyphus Pet Rock Co.
Changebot in Amber
The Low-Carbon-Based Being Option
Divorce Is With You
The House That Snake Bit
Constipational Amendments
Limerick vs Haiku
The Aghastitude Dudes
I Revert To Deform You
When Strife Gives You Walrus Balloons
Concerto for Warthog & Glockenspiel in D
Evidence-Based Fractals
We’ll Need To Take Your Dingle-Pants
That’s Gross, Miss Demeanor!
Dream Plot Coordinates
Get Your Oven Mitts Off Me
When You Befriend a Fart
Death by Emoticon
Venus in Burrs
The Phobophiles
Heal Time, All-Wounds
Get Thee 2 a Nerdiverse
Evidence-Based Fractals
We’ll Need To Take Your Dingle-Pants
That’s Gross, Miss Demeanor!
Dream Plot Coordinates
Get Your Oven Mitts Off Me
When You Befriend a Fart
Death by Emoticon
Venus in Burrs
The Phobophiles
Heal Time, All-Wounds
Get Thee 2 a Nerdiverse
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Concerto for Warthog & Glockenspiel in D
Evidence-Based Fractals
We’ll Need To Take Your Dingle-Pants
That’s Gross, Miss Demeanor!
Dream Plot Coordinates
Get Your Oven Mitts Off Me
When You Befriend a Fart
Death by Emoticon
Venus in Burrs
The Phobophiles
Heal Time, All-Wounds
Get Thee 2 a Nerdiverse
Evidence-Based Fractals
We’ll Need To Take Your Dingle-Pants
That’s Gross, Miss Demeanor!
Dream Plot Coordinates
Get Your Oven Mitts Off Me
When You Befriend a Fart
Death by Emoticon
Venus in Burrs
The Phobophiles
Heal Time, All-Wounds
Get Thee 2 a Nerdiverse
“A Timely Discharge”
Schmegeggifier’s Lament
Not in a Go(o)d Situation
A Lesser Setting
Nerdous Breakgums
Our Uncoordinated Exit
Waiting for You (To Lose Mobility)
The Goon from Saskatoon, Eh?
My Caseworker is a Nanobot Swarm
Chunder in Paradise
Potemkin Village Idiot
Schmegeggifier’s Lament
Not in a Go(o)d Situation
A Lesser Setting
Nerdous Breakgums
Our Uncoordinated Exit
Waiting for You (To Lose Mobility)
The Goon from Saskatoon, Eh?
My Caseworker is a Nanobot Swarm
Chunder in Paradise
Potemkin Village Idiot
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“A Timely Discharge”
Schmegeggifier’s Lament
Not in a Go(o)d Situation
A Lesser Setting
Nerdous Breakgums
Our Uncoordinated Exit
Waiting for You (To Lose Mobility)
The Goon from Saskatoon, Eh?
My Caseworker is a Nanobot Swarm
Chunder in Paradise
Potemkin Village Idiot
Schmegeggifier’s Lament
Not in a Go(o)d Situation
A Lesser Setting
Nerdous Breakgums
Our Uncoordinated Exit
Waiting for You (To Lose Mobility)
The Goon from Saskatoon, Eh?
My Caseworker is a Nanobot Swarm
Chunder in Paradise
Potemkin Village Idiot
10,000-Point Restraints
(Please Help Me) Get Out of My Own Way
Avast, Ye Smelligerents
Sabotourists
Work-Yourself-To-Death Tip Sheet
The Softest Ask
Rhubarbaric Bx
Douche-a-lot’s Lament
Legion of Wack
Responding With Appropriate Inaction
Comatoasty!
Saharan Ice Sculptures
Snappy Burns, Gurney-at-Law
(Please Help Me) Get Out of My Own Way
Avast, Ye Smelligerents
Sabotourists
Work-Yourself-To-Death Tip Sheet
The Softest Ask
Rhubarbaric Bx
Douche-a-lot’s Lament
Legion of Wack
Responding With Appropriate Inaction
Comatoasty!
Saharan Ice Sculptures
Snappy Burns, Gurney-at-Law
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
10,000-Point Restraints
(Please Help Me) Get Out of My Own Way
Avast, Ye Smelligerents
Sabotourists
Work-Yourself-To-Death Tip Sheet
The Softest Ask
Rhubarbaric Bx
Douche-a-lot’s Lament
Legion of Wack
Responding With Appropriate Inaction
Comatoasty!
Saharan Ice Sculptures
Snappy Burns, Gurney-at-Law
(Please Help Me) Get Out of My Own Way
Avast, Ye Smelligerents
Sabotourists
Work-Yourself-To-Death Tip Sheet
The Softest Ask
Rhubarbaric Bx
Douche-a-lot’s Lament
Legion of Wack
Responding With Appropriate Inaction
Comatoasty!
Saharan Ice Sculptures
Snappy Burns, Gurney-at-Law
Half Hokum and Half Hooey
The Artificially Distressed
Please Don’t Hesitate To Pause
Active Pooters
The Comfy Muse
Hotel Infinity
Allow Me To Present My Incredentials
Love Among the Walrus
Too Bad We Can’t Both Lose
Works Well With Wankers
Smugnacious D.
Myriadversaries
Most of You Have Instincts
The Artificially Distressed
Please Don’t Hesitate To Pause
Active Pooters
The Comfy Muse
Hotel Infinity
Allow Me To Present My Incredentials
Love Among the Walrus
Too Bad We Can’t Both Lose
Works Well With Wankers
Smugnacious D.
Myriadversaries
Most of You Have Instincts
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Half Hokum and Half Hooey
The Artificially Distressed
Please Don’t Hesitate To Pause
Active Pooters
The Comfy Muse
Hotel Infinity
Allow Me To Present My Incredentials
Love Among the Walrus
Too Bad We Can’t Both Lose
Works Well With Wankers
Smugnacious D.
Myriadversaries
Most of You Have Instincts
The Artificially Distressed
Please Don’t Hesitate To Pause
Active Pooters
The Comfy Muse
Hotel Infinity
Allow Me To Present My Incredentials
Love Among the Walrus
Too Bad We Can’t Both Lose
Works Well With Wankers
Smugnacious D.
Myriadversaries
Most of You Have Instincts
Redacted Ghosts Are On the Loose
I’ve Been Kicked Out of Better Focus Groups Than This
To Die in a Dumpster
N’OK
A History of Significant Deficiencies
The Devil’s Step-Ladder
Telefarting Protocols
Sweaty Palms Resorts
Schmuckinars for the Unable
Lullabye for the Gormless
Mom’s Mazda in the Gully
I’ve Been Kicked Out of Better Focus Groups Than This
To Die in a Dumpster
N’OK
A History of Significant Deficiencies
The Devil’s Step-Ladder
Telefarting Protocols
Sweaty Palms Resorts
Schmuckinars for the Unable
Lullabye for the Gormless
Mom’s Mazda in the Gully
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Redacted Ghosts Are On the Loose
I’ve Been Kicked Out of Better Focus Groups Than This
To Die in a Dumpster
N’OK
A History of Significant Deficiencies
The Devil’s Step-Ladder
Telefarting Protocols
Sweaty Palms Resorts
Schmuckinars for the Unable
Lullabye for the Gormless
Mom’s Mazda in the Gully
I’ve Been Kicked Out of Better Focus Groups Than This
To Die in a Dumpster
N’OK
A History of Significant Deficiencies
The Devil’s Step-Ladder
Telefarting Protocols
Sweaty Palms Resorts
Schmuckinars for the Unable
Lullabye for the Gormless
Mom’s Mazda in the Gully
An Unkindness of Ravens
Prince of Snails
Who Stole Part of the Megillah
“My Name Is Not My Name”
Gnob-Goblins
Dork Crossing
Seizure Engines
Blood Batheticisms
Fade To Wack
I No, Right?
Req. 4: Total Awesomeness
Quinoa and Corndogs
Love Underwhelming
Dearth Radar
Wistmills
Prince of Snails
Who Stole Part of the Megillah
“My Name Is Not My Name”
Gnob-Goblins
Dork Crossing
Seizure Engines
Blood Batheticisms
Fade To Wack
I No, Right?
Req. 4: Total Awesomeness
Quinoa and Corndogs
Love Underwhelming
Dearth Radar
Wistmills
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
An Unkindness of Ravens
Prince of Snails
Who Stole Part of the Megillah
“My Name Is Not My Name”
Gnob-Goblins
Dork Crossing
Seizure Engines
Blood Batheticisms
Fade To Wack
I No, Right?
Req. 4: Total Awesomeness
Quinoa and Corndogs
Love Underwhelming
Dearth Radar
Wistmills
Prince of Snails
Who Stole Part of the Megillah
“My Name Is Not My Name”
Gnob-Goblins
Dork Crossing
Seizure Engines
Blood Batheticisms
Fade To Wack
I No, Right?
Req. 4: Total Awesomeness
Quinoa and Corndogs
Love Underwhelming
Dearth Radar
Wistmills
The Cold Eye of the Penguinizer
Inveterate Mooch Brigade
Malarkey Shenanigan, CPA-at-Large
8-Hour Shields-Up
Proctor Octoclist & the 8-Eyed Pies
The Law of Barged Chunders
(I Am Become) The Bard of Belch
Oh Sisyphus, Idle on Thy Rock
My Crimes Vary, Legend To Legend
Rookery Mine
Inveterate Mooch Brigade
Malarkey Shenanigan, CPA-at-Large
8-Hour Shields-Up
Proctor Octoclist & the 8-Eyed Pies
The Law of Barged Chunders
(I Am Become) The Bard of Belch
Oh Sisyphus, Idle on Thy Rock
My Crimes Vary, Legend To Legend
Rookery Mine
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Cold Eye of the Penguinizer
Inveterate Mooch Brigade
Malarkey Shenanigan, CPA-at-Large
8-Hour Shields-Up
Proctor Octoclist & the 8-Eyed Pies
The Law of Barged Chunders
(I Am Become) The Bard of Belch
Oh Sisyphus, Idle on Thy Rock
My Crimes Vary, Legend To Legend
Rookery Mine
Inveterate Mooch Brigade
Malarkey Shenanigan, CPA-at-Large
8-Hour Shields-Up
Proctor Octoclist & the 8-Eyed Pies
The Law of Barged Chunders
(I Am Become) The Bard of Belch
Oh Sisyphus, Idle on Thy Rock
My Crimes Vary, Legend To Legend
Rookery Mine
Requiem for a Kakistocract Extraordinaire
A Mamaluke Named Marmaduke
Thickly-Veiled Triple Entendres
Architect of the Inevitable
To Not Unsee
Blindsiding the Optographist
Baggy O’Marbles, Elocutionist Supremo
Rules for Fighting Dirty
Etymological Freaks
Familiar Not Friendly
A Mamaluke Named Marmaduke
Thickly-Veiled Triple Entendres
Architect of the Inevitable
To Not Unsee
Blindsiding the Optographist
Baggy O’Marbles, Elocutionist Supremo
Rules for Fighting Dirty
Etymological Freaks
Familiar Not Friendly
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Requiem for a Kakistocract Extraordinaire
A Mamaluke Named Marmaduke
Thickly-Veiled Triple Entendres
Architect of the Inevitable
To Not Unsee
Blindsiding the Optographist
Baggy O’Marbles, Elocutionist Supremo
Rules for Fighting Dirty
Etymological Freaks
Familiar Not Friendly
A Mamaluke Named Marmaduke
Thickly-Veiled Triple Entendres
Architect of the Inevitable
To Not Unsee
Blindsiding the Optographist
Baggy O’Marbles, Elocutionist Supremo
Rules for Fighting Dirty
Etymological Freaks
Familiar Not Friendly
Third Nerd Surge (Word!)
Cucumberjacks
The “Nantucket Noogie”
Huckster Regalia
The Emergency That Refused To End
Abuse Absorber And Other Great Jobs
Subtracting Additional Thoughts
Salami Butler
Turbo Blubber
A Stable Dumpster Fire
Questionable Billing Processes For Scammers
Cucumberjacks
The “Nantucket Noogie”
Huckster Regalia
The Emergency That Refused To End
Abuse Absorber And Other Great Jobs
Subtracting Additional Thoughts
Salami Butler
Turbo Blubber
A Stable Dumpster Fire
Questionable Billing Processes For Scammers
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Third Nerd Surge (Word!)
Cucumberjacks
The “Nantucket Noogie”
Huckster Regalia
The Emergency That Refused To End
Abuse Absorber And Other Great Jobs
Subtracting Additional Thoughts
Salami Butler
Turbo Blubber
A Stable Dumpster Fire
Questionable Billing Processes For Scammers
Cucumberjacks
The “Nantucket Noogie”
Huckster Regalia
The Emergency That Refused To End
Abuse Absorber And Other Great Jobs
Subtracting Additional Thoughts
Salami Butler
Turbo Blubber
A Stable Dumpster Fire
Questionable Billing Processes For Scammers
Jolly Cholly Chum-Chum & The Dream Killers
The Flunky Bunch Is Here!
To Serve The Detained
Pleasant & Cooperative But Psychotic
OK If I Inflict Myself Upon You?
Merlin, Pawn Shop Proprietor
A Gentle Ode To The Required Verification Hierarchy Guidance
A Lump Sum Of Chumped Bums
The Totality Modality
The Flunky Bunch Is Here!
To Serve The Detained
Pleasant & Cooperative But Psychotic
OK If I Inflict Myself Upon You?
Merlin, Pawn Shop Proprietor
A Gentle Ode To The Required Verification Hierarchy Guidance
A Lump Sum Of Chumped Bums
The Totality Modality
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Jolly Cholly Chum-Chum & The Dream Killers
The Flunky Bunch Is Here!
To Serve The Detained
Pleasant & Cooperative But Psychotic
OK If I Inflict Myself Upon You?
Merlin, Pawn Shop Proprietor
A Gentle Ode To The Required Verification Hierarchy Guidance
A Lump Sum Of Chumped Bums
The Totality Modality
The Flunky Bunch Is Here!
To Serve The Detained
Pleasant & Cooperative But Psychotic
OK If I Inflict Myself Upon You?
Merlin, Pawn Shop Proprietor
A Gentle Ode To The Required Verification Hierarchy Guidance
A Lump Sum Of Chumped Bums
The Totality Modality
Harlan, the Snarlin’ Marlin!
Slacks for Knackered Crackers
Daddy Q’s, Never Got 2
On Changing the Definition of “Define.”
Meaningless Day Specialists
Promotional Importunities
(Please Stop Affecting) My Operational Status
At One Point In Space
Good Luck Dying Lonely
Slacks for Knackered Crackers
Daddy Q’s, Never Got 2
On Changing the Definition of “Define.”
Meaningless Day Specialists
Promotional Importunities
(Please Stop Affecting) My Operational Status
At One Point In Space
Good Luck Dying Lonely
October 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Harlan, the Snarlin’ Marlin!
Slacks for Knackered Crackers
Daddy Q’s, Never Got 2
On Changing the Definition of “Define.”
Meaningless Day Specialists
Promotional Importunities
(Please Stop Affecting) My Operational Status
At One Point In Space
Good Luck Dying Lonely
Slacks for Knackered Crackers
Daddy Q’s, Never Got 2
On Changing the Definition of “Define.”
Meaningless Day Specialists
Promotional Importunities
(Please Stop Affecting) My Operational Status
At One Point In Space
Good Luck Dying Lonely
Withdrooling Amongst the Intronerds
The Past Awhile Is Now History
Negative Adjustment Functionality
You Are Just. So. Symptomatic!
Studying to Become a Paraflatulator
(Can U) Help Me (2B Self-Sufficient)?
Smorgasboardatorium
City on a Pill
Wordaholics Synonymous
The Past Awhile Is Now History
Negative Adjustment Functionality
You Are Just. So. Symptomatic!
Studying to Become a Paraflatulator
(Can U) Help Me (2B Self-Sufficient)?
Smorgasboardatorium
City on a Pill
Wordaholics Synonymous
October 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Withdrooling Amongst the Intronerds
The Past Awhile Is Now History
Negative Adjustment Functionality
You Are Just. So. Symptomatic!
Studying to Become a Paraflatulator
(Can U) Help Me (2B Self-Sufficient)?
Smorgasboardatorium
City on a Pill
Wordaholics Synonymous
The Past Awhile Is Now History
Negative Adjustment Functionality
You Are Just. So. Symptomatic!
Studying to Become a Paraflatulator
(Can U) Help Me (2B Self-Sufficient)?
Smorgasboardatorium
City on a Pill
Wordaholics Synonymous
It’s What’s For Threatfast
A Walrus on Wolf Street
Broke-Down Elevator Speech
Snarly’s Dangles
To Make, Unwhole
The Fidelity of the Beast Practices on the Standards of Operation vis a vis Consistency in Service Provision, Working Smarter Not Harder and Generally Thinking Outside the Cliché
A Walrus on Wolf Street
Broke-Down Elevator Speech
Snarly’s Dangles
To Make, Unwhole
The Fidelity of the Beast Practices on the Standards of Operation vis a vis Consistency in Service Provision, Working Smarter Not Harder and Generally Thinking Outside the Cliché
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It’s What’s For Threatfast
A Walrus on Wolf Street
Broke-Down Elevator Speech
Snarly’s Dangles
To Make, Unwhole
The Fidelity of the Beast Practices on the Standards of Operation vis a vis Consistency in Service Provision, Working Smarter Not Harder and Generally Thinking Outside the Cliché
A Walrus on Wolf Street
Broke-Down Elevator Speech
Snarly’s Dangles
To Make, Unwhole
The Fidelity of the Beast Practices on the Standards of Operation vis a vis Consistency in Service Provision, Working Smarter Not Harder and Generally Thinking Outside the Cliché
Glaria, Queen of the Baleful Stare
Life in a PO Box
Death By And (Saved By But)
Snark Tank
Advanced Skeeziology
Squallity Assurance Programs
Sidelongitudes
Rapscallions in the Galleons of the Miscreant Ark
The Blackguard Dragon’s Scoundrel-Sculler in the Park
--Shining Moments in Cowardice--
Life in a PO Box
Death By And (Saved By But)
Snark Tank
Advanced Skeeziology
Squallity Assurance Programs
Sidelongitudes
Rapscallions in the Galleons of the Miscreant Ark
The Blackguard Dragon’s Scoundrel-Sculler in the Park
--Shining Moments in Cowardice--
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Glaria, Queen of the Baleful Stare
Life in a PO Box
Death By And (Saved By But)
Snark Tank
Advanced Skeeziology
Squallity Assurance Programs
Sidelongitudes
Rapscallions in the Galleons of the Miscreant Ark
The Blackguard Dragon’s Scoundrel-Sculler in the Park
--Shining Moments in Cowardice--
Life in a PO Box
Death By And (Saved By But)
Snark Tank
Advanced Skeeziology
Squallity Assurance Programs
Sidelongitudes
Rapscallions in the Galleons of the Miscreant Ark
The Blackguard Dragon’s Scoundrel-Sculler in the Park
--Shining Moments in Cowardice--
Reticentennial 100
No, *I’m* The Best Conformist
Moonschmucked
Mid-Tornado Therapy
Disempowermongers
(Introducing) Zak Spraff, the Gaffe-Prone Giraffe
To Invoke the Illusion of Rapport
Telepsychiatry Operator Nine
Think I Came Down with That Psycho-Defective Disorder
No, *I’m* The Best Conformist
Moonschmucked
Mid-Tornado Therapy
Disempowermongers
(Introducing) Zak Spraff, the Gaffe-Prone Giraffe
To Invoke the Illusion of Rapport
Telepsychiatry Operator Nine
Think I Came Down with That Psycho-Defective Disorder
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reticentennial 100
No, *I’m* The Best Conformist
Moonschmucked
Mid-Tornado Therapy
Disempowermongers
(Introducing) Zak Spraff, the Gaffe-Prone Giraffe
To Invoke the Illusion of Rapport
Telepsychiatry Operator Nine
Think I Came Down with That Psycho-Defective Disorder
No, *I’m* The Best Conformist
Moonschmucked
Mid-Tornado Therapy
Disempowermongers
(Introducing) Zak Spraff, the Gaffe-Prone Giraffe
To Invoke the Illusion of Rapport
Telepsychiatry Operator Nine
Think I Came Down with That Psycho-Defective Disorder
Can’t Wait for Patience Practice To Start!
…And Keep Your Mouth Shut About Sonic Youth
Failed Poet and Other Key Flavors of Bitter
Watermelotronathon
(To All My) Extinguished Gentlemen
Put That Thrill on My Bill, Gil
Instruction: Use Eye Statements
You Are Not Required To Have Fun
…And Keep Your Mouth Shut About Sonic Youth
Failed Poet and Other Key Flavors of Bitter
Watermelotronathon
(To All My) Extinguished Gentlemen
Put That Thrill on My Bill, Gil
Instruction: Use Eye Statements
You Are Not Required To Have Fun
September 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Can’t Wait for Patience Practice To Start!
…And Keep Your Mouth Shut About Sonic Youth
Failed Poet and Other Key Flavors of Bitter
Watermelotronathon
(To All My) Extinguished Gentlemen
Put That Thrill on My Bill, Gil
Instruction: Use Eye Statements
You Are Not Required To Have Fun
…And Keep Your Mouth Shut About Sonic Youth
Failed Poet and Other Key Flavors of Bitter
Watermelotronathon
(To All My) Extinguished Gentlemen
Put That Thrill on My Bill, Gil
Instruction: Use Eye Statements
You Are Not Required To Have Fun
Blubber de Galleon, Amateur Whale Detective Who Is Also A Whale
Diary of a Dupe
A BYO Kneepads Type of Sitch
On the Abuse of Glower
Sweet Pariah Juice
Dark Concerning Comments
More Syllables, Please: periphasistance + tergiversationalities
Scrognitive Disorders
Factotummy Ache
Diary of a Dupe
A BYO Kneepads Type of Sitch
On the Abuse of Glower
Sweet Pariah Juice
Dark Concerning Comments
More Syllables, Please: periphasistance + tergiversationalities
Scrognitive Disorders
Factotummy Ache
September 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Blubber de Galleon, Amateur Whale Detective Who Is Also A Whale
Diary of a Dupe
A BYO Kneepads Type of Sitch
On the Abuse of Glower
Sweet Pariah Juice
Dark Concerning Comments
More Syllables, Please: periphasistance + tergiversationalities
Scrognitive Disorders
Factotummy Ache
Diary of a Dupe
A BYO Kneepads Type of Sitch
On the Abuse of Glower
Sweet Pariah Juice
Dark Concerning Comments
More Syllables, Please: periphasistance + tergiversationalities
Scrognitive Disorders
Factotummy Ache
Notes from the Blistering Pines Estates
Deep Frya Messiah
Sometimes You Fall On the Shadow, Sometimes In
My Hands Are Missing From My Body, So How Can I Give You The Finger?
Please Lead with the Worst Stuff 1st
Bobo du Schism, Duke of Solecism
Slayer of Last Resort
Deep Frya Messiah
Sometimes You Fall On the Shadow, Sometimes In
My Hands Are Missing From My Body, So How Can I Give You The Finger?
Please Lead with the Worst Stuff 1st
Bobo du Schism, Duke of Solecism
Slayer of Last Resort
September 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Notes from the Blistering Pines Estates
Deep Frya Messiah
Sometimes You Fall On the Shadow, Sometimes In
My Hands Are Missing From My Body, So How Can I Give You The Finger?
Please Lead with the Worst Stuff 1st
Bobo du Schism, Duke of Solecism
Slayer of Last Resort
Deep Frya Messiah
Sometimes You Fall On the Shadow, Sometimes In
My Hands Are Missing From My Body, So How Can I Give You The Finger?
Please Lead with the Worst Stuff 1st
Bobo du Schism, Duke of Solecism
Slayer of Last Resort
The Social Detergents Of Wealth
Watch’s The Sitch, Snitch?
The Wrong-SOB Factory
Schooner And The Golden Tooth
Meg-Gritude(S)
Gasbag Digest
Mirth’s Surly Bond
Acluphiles – Admirers Of Darkness – Lovers Of The Void – The Light-Averse
Blurt Reynolds
Watch’s The Sitch, Snitch?
The Wrong-SOB Factory
Schooner And The Golden Tooth
Meg-Gritude(S)
Gasbag Digest
Mirth’s Surly Bond
Acluphiles – Admirers Of Darkness – Lovers Of The Void – The Light-Averse
Blurt Reynolds
August 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The Social Detergents Of Wealth
Watch’s The Sitch, Snitch?
The Wrong-SOB Factory
Schooner And The Golden Tooth
Meg-Gritude(S)
Gasbag Digest
Mirth’s Surly Bond
Acluphiles – Admirers Of Darkness – Lovers Of The Void – The Light-Averse
Blurt Reynolds
Watch’s The Sitch, Snitch?
The Wrong-SOB Factory
Schooner And The Golden Tooth
Meg-Gritude(S)
Gasbag Digest
Mirth’s Surly Bond
Acluphiles – Admirers Of Darkness – Lovers Of The Void – The Light-Averse
Blurt Reynolds
Brotherhood of the Ecumenical Yadda-Yadda
Welcome to the Error of Mismanaged Expectations
Teetering on the Edge of the Middle
A Tinkle in Rhyme
(Lie To Me and) Make It Bloody
How To Avoid a Post-Mature Death
The Social Detergents Of Wealth
What’s The Sitch, Snitch?
The Wrong-SOB Factory
Welcome to the Error of Mismanaged Expectations
Teetering on the Edge of the Middle
A Tinkle in Rhyme
(Lie To Me and) Make It Bloody
How To Avoid a Post-Mature Death
The Social Detergents Of Wealth
What’s The Sitch, Snitch?
The Wrong-SOB Factory
August 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Brotherhood of the Ecumenical Yadda-Yadda
Welcome to the Error of Mismanaged Expectations
Teetering on the Edge of the Middle
A Tinkle in Rhyme
(Lie To Me and) Make It Bloody
How To Avoid a Post-Mature Death
The Social Detergents Of Wealth
What’s The Sitch, Snitch?
The Wrong-SOB Factory
Welcome to the Error of Mismanaged Expectations
Teetering on the Edge of the Middle
A Tinkle in Rhyme
(Lie To Me and) Make It Bloody
How To Avoid a Post-Mature Death
The Social Detergents Of Wealth
What’s The Sitch, Snitch?
The Wrong-SOB Factory