John Mendelssohn (thee / thou)
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I am a two-time winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Sarcasm. I reside on the southwestern tip of London, where I compose songs, take long walks along the Thames, and write six essays every week for johnmendelssohn.substack.com.
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You’re going to read a lot of little satirical essays about President Don Sr.’s heartbreaking loss. But none will touch you as profoundly as this one! You will never be the same! open.substack.com/pub/johnmend...
"After What I Did for Gaza, They Bust My Balls Like This?"
Nice one, Norway. You've hurt his feelings.
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Not every book one reads is authoritative, madam.
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Hard to say, Sally, as I've spent something like 48 hours back in my native USA in the last 10 years. I do suspect the inflated lips and huge false eyelash things are much more popular here in the UK.
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How do you know what I have or haven't read, darling?
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P.S. Let me take you away from all this.
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In her sublime essay about Kamala, the sublime Guardian political essayist Nesrine Malik speaks of the importance of knowing oneself.

At last, a box I can tick!
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A Ballad of Pained Self-Recognition
Try to dance to it. Just try.
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