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Johnny Barnstorm

@johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social

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Nerdy 40 something bear dweeb. Possibly very tall. You'll never know. Host on the Square Roots Podcast.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 8h

My favourite photo of my parents that I have is this still of them from the game show Chain Reaction.

My mom and dad standing, smiling behind a podium on the game show set the Chain Reaction.

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Shane Bettenhausen @shanewatch.bsky.social · 19h

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 20h

it's so weird that both the Canadian and US media frame it as a "friendship cancelled" kind of thing and not a "people in the country are being randomly arrested for spurious reasons" kind of thing

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 20h

void cats sure do like sprawling

a stretched out black cat on a green sofa

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 20h

gosh that's my cat's doppelcatter

A black cat who was staring at a wall, but noticed me noticing her staring at a wall

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks hunky fella

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

Replacing my nightmare original work photo with something that doesn't make me look like Darth Vader when he took off his mask and then did whippets

Remember when Darth Vader took off his mask in return if the Jedi. This is a screen shot of a work photo and I'm clean shave wearing a white shirt smiling.

Hopefully this says friendly professional work bear. I'm wearing a grey dress shirt with red suspenders and I'm smiling in front of a grey wall.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

But that's how I deal with everything! Surely it's healthy

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

people deal with grief differently, I couldn't sleep (I work nights) so I made a quick silly youtube short

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

I just barely managed to get my 34" HD WEGA CRT into my Toyota EV this year, and scuffed up interior a bit doing so, but I got it done

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

My mom died this morning, my brain is a lil funky

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 1d

I tried fitting a 27" Trinitron flat CRT in my Beetle Convertible, and it didn't work, I was heart broken

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Rebecca Heineman @burgerbecky.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman

I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer

gofund.me

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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 5d

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5d

I really liked that Red Dward Better than Life book

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 6d

I guess the Kung Fu Man is not very chonky

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 6d

I will extoll the virtues of my Shark Navigator any day

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 7d

I do want that shirt

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 7d

Madonna.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 7d

Alright, it's finally time to judge for yourself whether or not the Dick Punching Simulator that is Irem's Vigilante is one of the Gayest Games of All time! Watch it! Score it! Share it! Featuring @rufusthesable.bsky.social youtu.be/RtBB44JLXW8

How Gay Is Irem's Vigilante? | The Gayest Games of All Time, Ranked #001

YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 7d

Checkpoint is fun too. Did you know gaming does a lot of research. I enjoy Jeff gerstmann ranking NES games.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 7d

Just gotta follow Jeremy Parish, Action Button, Noah Caldwell Gervais, Super Butter buns, Stop Skeletons from Fighting

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 7d

Stronk!

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah it's a gameplay mechanic for defeating bossed too. Punching them in the balls.

Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 8d

Working on the first game to rank in the Gayest Games of All Time, Vigilante, based on a discussion I recorded on the game with @rufusthesable.bsky.social

A sable in a straw hat and a fat bald man's PNGtuber avatars stand in front of footage from the SMS video game Vigilante, where a big bear boss is about to be punched in their very large junk

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