i would never "hand it" to the english, but i have been heavily fucking with darjeeling tea recently and i'll just say i can see what they were going for. shame about the atrocities
October 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i would never "hand it" to the english, but i have been heavily fucking with darjeeling tea recently and i'll just say i can see what they were going for. shame about the atrocities
interesting...
September 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
interesting...
i'm here live on the ground in san jose california, where something undeniably mexican is taking place
September 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i'm here live on the ground in san jose california, where something undeniably mexican is taking place
the plum - now that's a stonefruit
August 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the plum - now that's a stonefruit
i hope they explored each other's bodies
August 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i hope they explored each other's bodies
apologies for putting south park on the TL in 2025, but it would be a beautiful three birds, one stone situation if this got south park cancelled, paramount sued, and the president embarrassingly mad all at the same time
July 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
apologies for putting south park on the TL in 2025, but it would be a beautiful three birds, one stone situation if this got south park cancelled, paramount sued, and the president embarrassingly mad all at the same time
this is corliss "big nasty" williamson erasure
June 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
this is corliss "big nasty" williamson erasure
celebrating pride by watching the my strange addiction episode where the guy is in love with his car
June 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
celebrating pride by watching the my strange addiction episode where the guy is in love with his car
hate when i text someone happy birthday and siri chimes in with her little "i found a birthday, let's add it to your calendar". no you didn't, girl
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
hate when i text someone happy birthday and siri chimes in with her little "i found a birthday, let's add it to your calendar". no you didn't, girl
you take the good with the bad here at hollywood burbank airport™️
April 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
you take the good with the bad here at hollywood burbank airport™️
the dog in me sees the dog in you
April 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
the dog in me sees the dog in you
saw someone legit twiddling their thumbs today, a kind of throwback i didn't know was still happening
March 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
saw someone legit twiddling their thumbs today, a kind of throwback i didn't know was still happening
tchotchke would be an incredible non-binary name
March 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
tchotchke would be an incredible non-binary name
Reposted by it's johnny now
Hi guys it's Mr Beast and I have a few (still rough) videos slouching towards Bethlehem to be born - there's a gyre that's turning and turning and if the center can hold they get $100k. I also trained a falcon to not hear the falconer
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hi guys it's Mr Beast and I have a few (still rough) videos slouching towards Bethlehem to be born - there's a gyre that's turning and turning and if the center can hold they get $100k. I also trained a falcon to not hear the falconer
chrome should make a chrome that does shut down correctly
March 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
chrome should make a chrome that does shut down correctly
[greeting the giant stuffed swedish ikea bear djungelskog as he walks into the bar] skoggyyyy
March 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
[greeting the giant stuffed swedish ikea bear djungelskog as he walks into the bar] skoggyyyy
im scared of horses, if im being honest. they're so strong, yet so skittish and i think i see myself reflected in them
February 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
im scared of horses, if im being honest. they're so strong, yet so skittish and i think i see myself reflected in them
bringing back calling people hippies (derogatory)
February 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
bringing back calling people hippies (derogatory)
the beans emoji has been bringing me a lot of joy lately 🫘🫘🫘
February 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the beans emoji has been bringing me a lot of joy lately 🫘🫘🫘
if i say "i'll get it to you in the AM" just know that means 11:53
February 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
if i say "i'll get it to you in the AM" just know that means 11:53
when the plane has a very low tray table, that's anti-sleepy architecture
February 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
when the plane has a very low tray table, that's anti-sleepy architecture
RIP to my formerly alcoholic self, you would have loved buzzballs
February 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
RIP to my formerly alcoholic self, you would have loved buzzballs
taking real solace as a kings fan knowing we only made the 2nd most embarrassingly bad trade of the deadline
February 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
taking real solace as a kings fan knowing we only made the 2nd most embarrassingly bad trade of the deadline
i know my mental health is suffering when i identify with that balloon guys' millennial hallmark card sloganeering
January 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i know my mental health is suffering when i identify with that balloon guys' millennial hallmark card sloganeering
found the hidden smoking patio in the international terminal at LAX. might be the best liminal space i've ever spent time in. incredible vibes there
January 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
found the hidden smoking patio in the international terminal at LAX. might be the best liminal space i've ever spent time in. incredible vibes there