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Brian
Birding
Blackgaze
Pinned
The part I hate most about my job is in the morning I have navigate the spinning puzzle to get to my desk. Management says it’s to keep out intruders but I think they do it so I have to buy my coffee from the vending machine.
It’s like E3 for commercials
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Fallout season 2 recap
[establishing shot of new vegas]
Lucy: so this is Las Vegas:
Ghoul, smirking: New Vegas, kid.
Lucy: [silent wide eyed stare]
[music crescendos into a hard cut to black]
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I poop in bathrooms you wouldn’t even pee in
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
This movie? It’s about a late 40s, early fifties man who is fed up with modern society. And guess what? He LOVES classic rock and classic muscle cars.
February 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I’m on bluesky to entertain myself
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 AM
We are all dogs in gods hot car
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Me, when I’ve been cursed by the talisman I swore I wouldn’t covet
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Protein is to food companies what AI is to tech companies
January 28, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Got some Godzilla hope posting for today
January 23, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Nutria & Mallard Ducks.

I know nutria are invasive but they’re just in this as much as the rest of us
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Stormlight Archive Fans & Cyberpunk fans winning the award for having the worst abbreviations for their fandom
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I know there’s more dire things afoot but whomever decided you needed multi factor authentication to unsubscribe from a mailing list is an awful person
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Bird
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Trying to write a fantasy story but refraining from using the word “powers” to describe anything tangentially magic related
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Therapy is teaching me that the validation I seek is the, is the validation I so often ignore. The affirmations are in fact genuine, and not deceptive.
December 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ve recorded and released an atmospheric black metal album. I’ve been working on it the last two months and it’s in line with my post cataract surgery goals of spending less time on the phone. Made with no AI!

briangrissom.bandcamp.com/album/palati...
Palatinate, by brian grissom
4 track album
briangrissom.bandcamp.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Some random tumblr screenshot from 2012:

“This is it. This is the funniest fucking thing in my life.”
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Sometimes I still think about stumbleupon
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It’s crazy how on steam every game is in every category
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thinking of that tweet that said “hopefully there’s a way to shave aloy” in reference to the tiny hairs on Aloy’s face in horizon forbidden west
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What a year. Got married, had two eye surgeries, got diagnosed with adhd, started therapy.
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Fucked up by getting a game called My Little Puppy on steam and I’ve been in tears all night
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Reporting that my cataract surgery went super well, and I can see literally everything. Now only a month until my other eye, and then its over for y'all
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Apple TV+ being rebranded to HBO Max
October 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM