JohnnyDcm
@johnnydcm.bsky.social
Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero.
If you like my jokes, I will follow you. And you will like it.
Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space.
Link to my music:
https://johndaviesinfo.weebly.com/
If you like my jokes, I will follow you. And you will like it.
Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space.
Link to my music:
https://johndaviesinfo.weebly.com/
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JohnnyDcm
@johnnydcm.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I visited a friend who said "You need to visit our local restaurant. Their food is to die for".
I said "Well obviously you've not eaten there!"
#humour #humoursky
I said "Well obviously you've not eaten there!"
#humour #humoursky
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I visited a friend who said "You need to visit our local restaurant. Their food is to die for".
I said "Well obviously you've not eaten there!"
#humour #humoursky
I said "Well obviously you've not eaten there!"
#humour #humoursky
I saw a couple of elderly woman in a Scottish supermarket, who obviously hadn't seen each other for a while. One said "Oh, hello! How are you keeping in yourself?"
And I thought "Your skin does that".
#humour #humoursky
And I thought "Your skin does that".
#humour #humoursky
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I saw a couple of elderly woman in a Scottish supermarket, who obviously hadn't seen each other for a while. One said "Oh, hello! How are you keeping in yourself?"
And I thought "Your skin does that".
#humour #humoursky
And I thought "Your skin does that".
#humour #humoursky
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
February 3, 2026 at 11:19 AM
The eyes of a portrait in an art gallery follow you round the room. But are they supposed to follow you home?
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The eyes of a portrait in an art gallery follow you round the room. But are they supposed to follow you home?
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
I starting an Uncle John agony column. Send in your problems and I'll sort them.
Such as:
Dear Uncle John,
I painted my room red, but when I'd finished, it was blue. What am I doing wrong?
Dear sir,
It sounds like you got that colour changing paint. Use the right paint idiot.
Hope this helps.
Such as:
Dear Uncle John,
I painted my room red, but when I'd finished, it was blue. What am I doing wrong?
Dear sir,
It sounds like you got that colour changing paint. Use the right paint idiot.
Hope this helps.
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I starting an Uncle John agony column. Send in your problems and I'll sort them.
Such as:
Dear Uncle John,
I painted my room red, but when I'd finished, it was blue. What am I doing wrong?
Dear sir,
It sounds like you got that colour changing paint. Use the right paint idiot.
Hope this helps.
Such as:
Dear Uncle John,
I painted my room red, but when I'd finished, it was blue. What am I doing wrong?
Dear sir,
It sounds like you got that colour changing paint. Use the right paint idiot.
Hope this helps.
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
January 31, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I was told to "Be the change" but I don't want to be stuffed into a vending machine.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I was told to "Be the change" but I don't want to be stuffed into a vending machine.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The internal structural stresses that develop during the cooling process, as moisture moves from the center to the edge, causes uneven contraction and expansion. This creates microscopic, brittle "fault lines" that make the structure fragile.
That's the way the cookie crumbles.
#humour #humoursky
That's the way the cookie crumbles.
#humour #humoursky
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The internal structural stresses that develop during the cooling process, as moisture moves from the center to the edge, causes uneven contraction and expansion. This creates microscopic, brittle "fault lines" that make the structure fragile.
That's the way the cookie crumbles.
#humour #humoursky
That's the way the cookie crumbles.
#humour #humoursky
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 1:23 PM
@conspiracybull1.bsky.social Hey! Found you on here. Followed.
January 22, 2026 at 12:19 PM
@conspiracybull1.bsky.social Hey! Found you on here. Followed.
Well, made it round the sun again without major incident. Happy Birthday to me!
a cat wearing sunglasses and a happy birthday message
ALT: a cat wearing sunglasses and a happy birthday message
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January 21, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Well, made it round the sun again without major incident. Happy Birthday to me!
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
If an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, I wonder if they stand there for ever saying:
"Get out of my way"
"No, you get out of MY way"
#humour #humoursky
"Get out of my way"
"No, you get out of MY way"
#humour #humoursky
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
If an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, I wonder if they stand there for ever saying:
"Get out of my way"
"No, you get out of MY way"
#humour #humoursky
"Get out of my way"
"No, you get out of MY way"
#humour #humoursky
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM